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Knight1 Ridder, the second largest newspaper chain in the country may very well be sold in the coming weeks. Its largest shareholder2 has demanded that the company be put up for sale even though its newspapers are all turning a profit. To commentator3 Steve Lopez, this is just another sign of the decline of the newspaper business.
I don't know if you've heard the news, but I'm dying. That's right. I'm a newspaperman. Vultures are circling as I speak. I'm vinyl records, I'm VHS, I'm the pony4 express. In lieu of flowers, please buy me a drink. They say the cause of imminent5 death is the flight of readers and advertisers to cable television and the Internet, but let's not overlook the self-inflicted wounds. In a thirty-year career, I've worked for 7 newspapers and 3 corporate6 conglomerates7 referred to by some of my peers as the evil axis8. Gannett, Knight Ridder and the Tribune Company, despite gargantuan9 profits by those behemoths, the wizards in charge have skimped10 on promoting their own newspapers. Wait a minute, Aren't they in the business of convincing companies that got to advertise to survive? Yes, I understand we're in the midst of a vast, reinvention of the media universe. And some of these forces are irreversible. But if our ship is going down, can't we at least put up a better fight? Make some waves? Send up a flare11? I can't figure out why, but no newspaper executive has ever followed my suggestion on how to properly promote the product.
Here is what I do in my TV ad. A guy is walking down the street, all right, he comes to a newsrack with a fabulous12 array of headlines and it stops him in his tracks, now the guy reaches into his pocket for 2 quarters, 2 quarters, what else can you buy for 50 cents? The moment he plunks the coins into the box, you see/ a shot of our team on the scene in Bagdad, a local politician in handcuffs after a big Page One expose, the sports column is going toe-to-toe with the Dodger13 owner, the car columnist14 test-driving the sporty new convertible15 and the perfect shot of the prep stud on a touchdown sprint16.
I'd point out in my TV ad that 50 cents buys you a seasoned editorial staff of 900 people, covering every corner of the world. And you also get the TV listings, the box scores, the crossword17 puzzle and enough coupons18 to cut the cost of dinner in half. For these reasons and more, you're going to miss us when we're gone. Wait till all you've got to choose from is one of the thousands of fly-by-night Internet news sites, or one of the millions of blogs posted by unapologetically biased19 hacks20 who haven't left the house in five years. Boy, are you going to miss us. If newspapers die, you'll still have radio, sure, but you might also find yourself fiddling21 with a laptop that keeps crashing, the moment it finds the story you want. Even in a best case scenario22, it can't pass the A-section to your wife or husband, and take the sports or entertainment page to the bathroom, divorce rates will spike23. As for you older folks out there, imagine trying to read the news of the new Medicare prescription24 plan on a cellphone screen. All of this unpleasantness can be avoided, you know, and a cost to you, 2 quarters, 50 cents, the last great bargain in America.
Steve Lopez is a columnist for the Los Angeles Times.
I don't know if you've heard the news, but I'm dying. That's right. I'm a newspaperman. Vultures are circling as I speak. I'm vinyl records, I'm VHS, I'm the pony4 express. In lieu of flowers, please buy me a drink. They say the cause of imminent5 death is the flight of readers and advertisers to cable television and the Internet, but let's not overlook the self-inflicted wounds. In a thirty-year career, I've worked for 7 newspapers and 3 corporate6 conglomerates7 referred to by some of my peers as the evil axis8. Gannett, Knight Ridder and the Tribune Company, despite gargantuan9 profits by those behemoths, the wizards in charge have skimped10 on promoting their own newspapers. Wait a minute, Aren't they in the business of convincing companies that got to advertise to survive? Yes, I understand we're in the midst of a vast, reinvention of the media universe. And some of these forces are irreversible. But if our ship is going down, can't we at least put up a better fight? Make some waves? Send up a flare11? I can't figure out why, but no newspaper executive has ever followed my suggestion on how to properly promote the product.
Here is what I do in my TV ad. A guy is walking down the street, all right, he comes to a newsrack with a fabulous12 array of headlines and it stops him in his tracks, now the guy reaches into his pocket for 2 quarters, 2 quarters, what else can you buy for 50 cents? The moment he plunks the coins into the box, you see/ a shot of our team on the scene in Bagdad, a local politician in handcuffs after a big Page One expose, the sports column is going toe-to-toe with the Dodger13 owner, the car columnist14 test-driving the sporty new convertible15 and the perfect shot of the prep stud on a touchdown sprint16.
I'd point out in my TV ad that 50 cents buys you a seasoned editorial staff of 900 people, covering every corner of the world. And you also get the TV listings, the box scores, the crossword17 puzzle and enough coupons18 to cut the cost of dinner in half. For these reasons and more, you're going to miss us when we're gone. Wait till all you've got to choose from is one of the thousands of fly-by-night Internet news sites, or one of the millions of blogs posted by unapologetically biased19 hacks20 who haven't left the house in five years. Boy, are you going to miss us. If newspapers die, you'll still have radio, sure, but you might also find yourself fiddling21 with a laptop that keeps crashing, the moment it finds the story you want. Even in a best case scenario22, it can't pass the A-section to your wife or husband, and take the sports or entertainment page to the bathroom, divorce rates will spike23. As for you older folks out there, imagine trying to read the news of the new Medicare prescription24 plan on a cellphone screen. All of this unpleasantness can be avoided, you know, and a cost to you, 2 quarters, 50 cents, the last great bargain in America.
Steve Lopez is a columnist for the Los Angeles Times.
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1 knight | |
n.骑士,武士;爵士 | |
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2 shareholder | |
n.股东,股票持有人 | |
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3 commentator | |
n.注释者,解说者;实况广播评论员 | |
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4 pony | |
adj.小型的;n.小马 | |
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5 imminent | |
adj.即将发生的,临近的,逼近的 | |
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6 corporate | |
adj.共同的,全体的;公司的,企业的 | |
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n.(多种经营的)联合大企业( conglomerate的名词复数 );砾岩;合成物;组合物 | |
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n.轴,轴线,中心线;坐标轴,基准线 | |
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10 skimped | |
v.少用( skimp的过去式和过去分词 );少给;克扣;节省 | |
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11 flare | |
v.闪耀,闪烁;n.潮红;突发 | |
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12 fabulous | |
adj.极好的;极为巨大的;寓言中的,传说中的 | |
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13 dodger | |
n.躲避者;躲闪者;广告单 | |
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14 columnist | |
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15 convertible | |
adj.可改变的,可交换,同意义的;n.有活动摺篷的汽车 | |
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16 sprint | |
n.短距离赛跑;vi. 奋力而跑,冲刺;vt.全速跑过 | |
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17 crossword | |
n.纵横字谜,纵横填字游戏 | |
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18 coupons | |
n.礼券( coupon的名词复数 );优惠券;订货单;参赛表 | |
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19 biased | |
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21 fiddling | |
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23 spike | |
n.长钉,钉鞋;v.以大钉钉牢,使...失效 | |
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24 prescription | |
n.处方,开药;指示,规定 | |
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