访谈录 2009-04-05&04-07 Jimmy Kimmel的另类猜想

With the world out (of) the way, it is time now for the Octo-mom Mum update. Yeo! Her Ark Baby No.7, a boy named Josiah came home from hospital today, and, er, he’s now safely inside the Chuck E. Cheese where they all live. That means she’s now got 13 kids in her home. If her house was a night club, the fire marshal would have shut it down already. Baby No.8 Jonah is still in the hospital, praying that he won’t be next. And in fact there was a story in the news today that, I don’t know, Nadya Suleman's attorney said she’s been forced to hire private security guards after someone smashed the rear window of her minivan in yesterday. They claimed somebody threw a car seat through the back of her minivan, for real. But I have, I have a different theory. If you look closely here at the mini-v, you see the glasses on the ground, which means the glass was broken from the inside. Now what I think happened was the babies made a rope out of diapers, smashed the window out themselves and leaped through the back window and in an attempt to escape, like a baby Shawshank Redemption. And now they’re probably in Mexico already, making a run for Madonna’s house or something…