经典双语笑话 第81期:理由

 Reasons 理由

One early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up. 一天清晨，妈妈去叫还在睡觉的儿子起床。

Wake up, son.  起来，儿子。

It's time to go to school. 去学校的时间到了。

But why? I don't want to go to school. 但是为什么？我不想去学校。

Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school. 给我两个理由，你为什么不想去学校。

One, all the children hate me.  第一，所有的孩子都恨我。

Two, all the teachers hate me. 第二，所有的老师都恨我。

Oh! That's not a reason.  哦!这不是理由。

Come on, you have to go to school. 来吧，你必须去学校。

Give me two good reasons why I should go to school? 那给我两个为什么我要去学校的理由？

One, you are fiftyt-two years old and should understand your responsibilities.  第一，你都52岁了，应该明白自己的责任。

Two you are the principal of the school. 第二，你是学校的校长。

1.wake up 唤醒；叫醒

例句：I used to wake up early and get up at 6:30.

我通常醒得早，六点半钟起床。

2.come on 加油，快点

例句：He will come on time even though it rains.

即使下雨,他还是会准时来的。

3.the principal of ...负责人；领导

例句：The principal of his school spoke¹ to me, but there was little I was able to do.

学校的校长给我介绍了他的情况，但我对此却无能为力。

4.It's time to 到...时候了

例句：It' s time to get tough with football hooligans.

现在该对足球迷小流氓采取强硬措施了。

1 spoke   

n.（车轮的）辐条；轮辐；破坏某人的计划；阻挠某人的行动 v.讲，谈（speak的过去式）；说；演说；从某种观点来说

参考例句：

• They sourced the spoke nuts from our company.他们的轮辐螺帽是从我们公司获得的。
• The spokes of a wheel are the bars that connect the outer ring to the centre.辐条是轮子上连接外圈与中心的条棒。