英文笑话：Skinny Dipping 裸泳

One day Jimmy went down to the pond for a dip, but before he could dive in he spied his teacher, Mrs. Smith, emerging from nude¹ bathing. When Mrs. Smith saw Jimmy, she grabbed the nearest object - which happened to be an old wooden box - and held it in front of her.

"Young man, I know what you're thinking," she said.

"And I know what you're thinking," replied Jimmy. "You're thinking that box has a bottom on it!"

Jimmy去池塘游泳，他扎猛子前刚好看到了他的老师，Smith小姐，从裸泳中冒出头来。当Smith小姐看到Jimmy时，她赶紧抓过最近的一个物体---那碰巧是一个旧的木头盒子，挡在自己前面，说：“年轻人，我知道你在想什么！”“我也知道你在想什么，”Jimmy回答，“你一定以为这个盒子是有底的！”

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adj.裸体的；n.裸体者，裸体艺术品

参考例句：

• It's a painting of the Duchess of Alba in the nude.这是一幅阿尔巴公爵夫人的裸体肖像画。
• She doesn't like nude swimming.她不喜欢裸泳。