英文笑话：Is Ink So Expensive? 墨水很贵吗？

Son: Is ink so very expensive, father?

Father: Why, son, what makes you think so?

Son: W...well. Mother seems quite disturbed because I spilled some on the carpet.

儿子：爸爸，墨水很贵吗？

父亲：不贵呀，你为什么这么想？

儿子：哦，我把墨水洒了一点在地毯上，妈妈好象挺着急的。