幽默笑话，像一朵划破暗夜的礼花，为你带来愉悦的同时，让整个身心得到彻底的放松。幽默能使你忘记痛苦。懂得幽默，压力就会减少；笑口常开，身体就更加健康。
《英文笑话》从实用的角度入手选择的这些英语笑话 ，体现了英语国家的风俗民情和文化韵味，充满时代气息、能开阔读者的眼界，具有实用性和趣味性，便于读者学习
The teacher told the class the story of a man who swam a river three times before breakfast. Johnny laughed. Do you doubt that a good swimmer could do that? asked the teacher. No, sir, answered Johnny, but I wonder why he did not swim it four times...
Teacher: A noun is the name of a person or thing. Now, who can give me a noun? First boy: A cow. Teacher: Very good. Another noun? Second boy: Another cow. 教师：名词就是一个人或一种物的名称。现在谁能给我举出一个名词？ 第一个男孩：一头奶牛。 教师：...
Teacher: What's an abstract noun, Jane? Jane: I don't know, madam. Teacher: What , you don't know! Well. It's the name of a thing which you can think of but cannot touch. Now, give me an example. Jane: A red-hot poker, madam. 老师：珍妮，什么叫抽象...
Teacher: (to a new boy) What's your name, my little fellow? New boy: Erbert Arris. Teacher: Always say 'sir' please, when you are speaking to master. It's more polite. New boy: (apologetically) Sir Erbert Arris. 老师：（对一位新生说）小同学，你叫什...
The Professor rapped on his desk and shouted: Gentlemen, order! The entire class yelled: Beer! 教授敲打着桌子喊道：诸位，请安静！ 全班大声喊：啤酒！ [注]order 一词可作安静解，也可作点菜，点饮料解。...
The students in the composition class were assigned the task of writing an essay on the most beautiful thing I ever saw. The student who, of all the members of the class seemed the least sensitive to beauty, handed in his paper first with astonishin...
我是最近订婚的。我问我的姨妈简（她跟姨夫鲍勃结婚已三十四年了），她认为他们长久结合的成功关键是什么。她说：我们尽量不吵架，我们相互尊重对方的隐私。。。 这时姨夫鲍勃打断她说：她白天上班，我晚上上班。...
一天，父亲和小儿子一道回家，这孩子正处于那种对什么事都感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：爸爸，醉字是什么意思？ 唔，孩子，父亲回答说，你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成四个，那么我就算醉了。 可是，爸爸，孩子说，那儿只有一个警察呀...
Bedtime Prayers Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. Please God, she said, Make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy. Her mother interrupted and said, Julie, why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy? And Juli...
一对夫妇在公园里散步，发现一对年轻的男女坐在一条长凳上，动情地接吻。 你为什么不那么做呢？妻子说。 亲爱的，丈夫回答说，我还不认识那个女子呢!...
垂钓者：你已经盯着看了三个小时了，你干嘛不自己亲自钓呢？ 旁观者：我没那耐性。...
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