《柯南脱口秀》第130期:如何快速赚钱

 And then it surprised him when it told other crows and it could point out in a crowd.It was like that dude's cool.That dude's cool.That's the dude. 当它告诉其它乌鸦 并能在一群人中认出他时 他觉得很惊讶 像是 那人很酷 那人很酷 就是那哥们

Then those crows spread the word to even more crows.They're like,that's the man who bullied¹ Jonathan. 然后那些乌鸦告诉了更多的乌鸦 他们说 那就是欺负了乔纳森的人

That doesn't sound crazy because we also recognize other human faces. 听起来也没有那么疯狂 因为我们也能认出别人的脸

That would be teh equivalent of us recognizing an individual crow's face.Like there he is. 那就相当于我们认出了一只乌鸦的脸 它在那呢

That's the one who stole my window sill pie. 是它偷走了我窗台上的派

So don't mess with crows because they're smart and they hold grudges³ and groups of crows are called murders. 所以不要惹毛乌鸦 因为它们很聪明 会记仇 一群乌鸦就是谋杀犯

You know what groups of people are called?Groups.I'll tell you who else holds a grudge².Crow Zimmerman. 你知道一群人叫什么吗 人群 我告诉你谁还会记仇吧 齐默曼乌鸦

Now I got a grudge against google because I still can't remember my original question. 现在我记仇谷歌了 因为我还是记不起我开始要问的问题了

Google is amazing,but the suggestions are too distracting.How to lose weight?Is that what you're going to ask? 谷歌很棒 但是建议太令人分心了 如何减肥 你要问这个吗

No,hold on.I got this.I was going to ask how to make money fast?That's what other people are asking. 不 等等 我知道 我是要问 如何快速赚钱 别人在问这个问题

No.Wait,how fast?So now I'm donating plasma⁴.Thank you. 不 等等 有多快 现在我在捐血浆了 谢谢

which,by the way,also one way to lose a little weight.Joe looking good.What's your secret?Less blood. 顺便说一句 这也是减肥的好方法 乔 身材不错 有什么秘诀 血更少了

Hey,you guys,so awesome⁵.My name is Joe and I appreciate it.Thank you. 你们真棒 我是乔 谢谢你们 谢谢

 

1 bullied   

adj.被欺负了v.恐吓，威逼( bully的过去式和过去分词 )

参考例句：

• My son is being bullied at school. 我儿子在学校里受欺负。
• The boy bullied the small girl into giving him all her money. 那男孩威逼那个小女孩把所有的钱都给他。 来自《简明英汉词典》

2 grudge   

n.不满，怨恨，妒嫉；vt.勉强给，不情愿做

参考例句：

• I grudge paying so much for such inferior goods.我不愿花这么多钱买次品。
• I do not grudge him his success.我不嫉妒他的成功。

3 grudges   

不满，怨恨，妒忌( grudge的名词复数 )

参考例句：

• He never grudges money. 他从不吝惜金钱。
• They bear grudges against each other. 他俩有过节儿。

4 plasma   

n.血浆，细胞质，乳清

参考例句：

• Keep some blood plasma back for the serious cases.留一些血浆给重病号。
• The plasma is the liquid portion of blood that is free of cells .血浆是血液的液体部分，不包含各种细胞。

5 awesome   

adj.令人惊叹的，难得吓人的，很好的

参考例句：

• The church in Ireland has always exercised an awesome power.爱尔兰的教堂一直掌握着令人敬畏的权力。
• That new white convertible is totally awesome.那辆新的白色折篷汽车简直棒极了.