《柯南脱口秀》第133期:久违的寂静

 The NFL,this is historic,the NFL has hired its first full time female¹ referee².Female referee. 美国橄榄球联盟 这很有历史性 美国橄榄球联盟雇佣了首位全职女性裁判 女性裁判

Yeah,it should work out great because if there are two tings that NFL players respect,it's authority³ and women.Yeah,very good.I foresee no problems. 结果一定会很好的 要说美国橄榄球联盟的球员尊重什么 那就是权威和女性了 是啊 我觉得毫无问题

There are now reports that by next year,next year Los Angeles could have two professional football teams.Two professional football teams,yeah. 有报道称 到明年 洛杉矶可能就有两支职业橄榄球队了 两支职业橄榄球对

It will be just like that time,we had more than one professional basketball team. 肯定就是那次 我们有不止一支职业篮球球队一样

I can't believe we chose that as the closing joke. 我们居然把这个作为独白的最后一个段子

True story.True story.That's a true story.True story. 真的啊 真的 完全是真的 真的

Backstage I'm like,is that the closing joke?Everyone was like that's going to kill. 我在后台说 就用这个段子结束吗 大家都说 观众肯定喜欢的

People are so mad at the lakers,they will go crazy.They're going to love that! 大家都特别生湖人的气 他们肯定会乐疯的 他们会喜欢的

really?Oh yeah,get out there you red-haired fool.Come on.Nothing. 是吗 是啊 去吧 你个红发的蠢货 去吧 毫无反应

That's the kind of quiet I haven't heard in a long time after that joke.I can hear Andy's heartbeat. 那个段子之后我听到了久违的寂静 我可以听到安迪的心跳

What else is going on?Easter has come and gone,of course,which means a lot of you are now throwing away your unwanted Easter candy. 还有什么 复活节过去了 所以你们很多人在丢掉多余的复活节糖果

We all do that.You get Easter candy.Some of it is good.some of you weed out.Too much,toss⁴ it. 我们都这样 大家会收到复活节糖果 有些很好 有些你就扔掉 太多了 丢掉

But before you toss it all out,there's an important message you need to see. 但在你丢掉之前 你要看一则重要的信息

 

1 female   

adj.雌的，女(性)的；n.雌性的动物，女子

参考例句：

• We only employ female workers.我们只雇用女工。
• The animal in the picture was a female elephant.照片上的动物是头母象。

2 referee   

n.裁判员．仲裁人，代表人，鉴定人

参考例句：

• The team was left raging at the referee's decision.队员们对裁判员的裁决感到非常气愤。
• The referee blew a whistle at the end of the game.裁判在比赛结束时吹响了哨子。

3 authority   

n.当局，官方；权力，权威，威信；当权者

参考例句：

• He is recognized internationally as an authority in this field.国际上承认他是这方面的一个权威。
• Professor White is looked upon as an authority on mathematics.怀特教授被看成数学权威。

4 toss   

n./v.突然抬起，摇摆，扔

参考例句：

• Let's toss to see who pays it.让我们来掷钱币决定谁付账吧。
• The matter made him toss in the bed.那件事使他在床上翻来覆去。