六级阅读：大话三国时期的诸葛亮

 　　Zhuge Liang---the King of "Abuse" in the Three Kingdoms Period诸葛亮——三国时期的骂人之王

　　As one of the chief figures in ' Romance of Three Kingdom' ,Zhuge liang was not only respected by his intelligence, but also famous for his extremely excellent eloquence¹.(It's difficult to know who will beat who by words of mouth if he meets Adolf Hitler)作为《三国演义》中主要人物之一的诸葛亮老先生，不仅以其聪明才智为世人所敬仰，更以其让世人难以披敌的口才闻名于世（真不知道他和希特勒遇到一起，谁会说死谁）。

　　It must be accepted by most people that my say Mr Zhuge’s excellent speech craft, but there may be a lot of people have impulse to hit me by bricks if I say he is the king of abuse.

　　说诸葛老先生的口才好，这一定是大多数人都承认的事实；但说诸葛亮是骂人之王，恐怕就会让大多数人产生有拿板砖拍我的冲动。

　　For Mr Zhuge was a scholar with profound knowledge in Romance of Three Kingdom, so I surely very understand why people have such impulsion. So ,a great scholar, like him, can abuse? With affirmative answer,I personally think his abusive level came out first through the whole book and absolutely could say nobody can match.

　　大家会有如此的冲动，我当然是非常理解的。因为在《三国演义》中，诸葛先生是一位饱学鸿儒。像他这么一位大学问家，会骂人吗？我的回答是肯定的，不仅是肯定的，而且我个人认为，此位先生的骂人水平在整本书中都是独占鳌头的，绝对可以说是无人出其右的。

　　You'll find the answer why I said that and made such answer, if you read the following text..

　　我为什么要这么说，为什么要做如此的回答，请先看看下文，您就会找到您所要的答案了。

　　Before taking about Mr. Zhuge, let’s see Mr.Miheng, who was known far and wide with abuse, judged‘ pedantic² intellectual as the tongue steel’by Caocao, so we could be known that his abusive skill was so high in that kind of group. But what he has done nothing but Beating a Drum to Curse Cao and abusing his civil officials and military officers, cursing at Liubiao in Jing Zhou. And finally Miheng lost his head when he abused Huangzhu in Jiang Xia.and from then he was sent to have dinners with the King of Hell.(I don’t know what’s happened in Yama’s Palace)说诸葛先生前，首先让我们看看以骂功而驰名于世的著名骂手——弥衡先生，弥先生被曹操亲评为“腐儒舌剑”，可见其在骂人之一行列中，其水平已是不低了。但弥先生所做的也不过是在许昌的时候，击鼓骂曹，顺便又把曹操身边的文武大员都进行一次人身攻击而已；后来，他又到荆州骂了一顿刘表；但当他到江夏骂黄祖的时候，终于因为他那条破舌头把自己的头颅也给骂丢了，把自己骂去了跟阎王会餐（到阎王处的事，我皆不知结果如何）。

　　Now we turn back to see Mr Zhuge,who was more brilliant than Miheng.For example,Mr Zhuge met a group of idea men before seeing Sunquan,when he went to Jiang Dong for canvassing³ Sunquan to ally with Liubei to attack Caocao.which made Zhuge liang become famous overnight for ‘Zhuge liang had a heated dispute with a group of scholars'.

　　转过头来，再让我们看看诸葛老先生。诸葛老先生可比弥蘅高明了许多。诸葛老先生为了达到其联合抗曹的目的而到江东去游说孙权的时候，并没有马上见到孙权，而是先见到了孙权的一大群谋士。而这一会面也使诸葛亮以其“舌战群儒”的事迹一举成名。

　　However,what's the hell of the so-called 'Zhuge liang had a heated dispute with a group of scholars'? In the finally analysis,Mr zhuge just abused advisers⁴ of Jiang Dong from end to end headed by Zhangzhao.Such as,he said to Zhangzhao ' how could a sparrow understand the ambitions of a swan’and said that Luji was a thief of stealing oranges that he couldn't match with the man of noble character just like Zhuge himself,and so on.,and so on..

　　可是，所谓的“舌战群儒”到底是怎么一回事呢？说到底也不过是诸葛老先生把以张昭为首的江东谋士，从头到尾地给谩骂了一遍而已。像他说张昭的“燕雀焉知鸿鹄之志”，说陆绩是偷橘子的小偷“不足与高人语”，等等，等等。

　　Surely,Mr Zhuge didn’t give totally play to his abusive ability at that time for lacking rich experiences,but following his riseing age,the it was getting stronger day by day.(It virtually seemed like torrential and irremediable river water)当然，可能此时的诸葛老先生经验阅历还不够丰富的原因，老先生并没把其骂人的才能全部发挥出来，但随着老先生年龄的增长，其骂人的功力也随着变得日益强大（那简直是犹如滔滔江水，一发而不可收拾）。

　　After the War of the Red Cliff, Zhouyu was dead for angry with Zhuge's only one sentence--Zhou Lang's brilliant scheme could stabilize⁵ the country, give his enemy a wife and lose his soldiers as well. (Absolutely,Mr Zhou had a very bad temper too)赤壁之后，诸葛亮便以一句“周郎妙计安天下，赔了夫人又折兵”把当时的江东第一大帅哥，大都督——周瑜给活活的气死了（当然，此公的火气也是大了点儿）。

　　The most famous and successful abusive case of Mr. Zhuge was the one in Chapter ninty three of Romance of Three Kingdom,and its title is Jiang Boyue Surrendered to Kongming(Zhuge liang’s style),and Wanglang Was Dead by the Abuse of Marquis Wu Xiang(Mr.Zhuge’s rank).So,what’s the hell did Mr. Zhuge said to Wanglang?

　　诸葛先生最为著名的，也是最为成功的一次骂人案例便体现在《三国演义》第九十三回“姜伯约归降孔明武乡侯骂死王朗”中。那么，诸葛老先生到底说了什么把王朗骂死的呢？

　　"I thought a senior statesman of Han dynasty like you,should be on the upmost level,unexpectedly it was so intolerable to the ear…I could read you like a book:Lived on the side of the East Sea,you were selected as Xiao Lian(an official rank in ancient times) into the official circles at the beginning.It was expected that you should committed youself to serve the monarch⁶ in administering the state affairs,maintaining Han dynasty,invigorating Liu's state power.To the contrary, you helped and conspired⁷ to supplant⁸ the king. The felony you have done couldn't be forgiven neither by god nor man! And your flesh are wanted to eat by all the people!... With despicable,you should find a place with food and drink to hide.How dare you address me the fortunes of Han dynasty!You old bastard,with grey hair and mustache are going to die soon,and it would be a great shame for you to meet the former emperors of Han dynasty in another world!Retreat immmediately!Making room for me to fight it out on the battle fields with Devil Cao,the traitor⁹.”Behold,what a brilliant eloquence,Prime Minister Zhuge with an unmatched cursing skills,great momentum¹⁰!

　　“吾以为汉朝大老元臣，必有高论，岂期出此鄙言……吾素知汝所行：世居东海之滨，初举孝廉入世；理合匡君辅国，安汉兴刘；何期反助逆贼，同谋篡位!罪恶深重，天地不容!天下之人，愿食汝肉!……汝既为馅谀之人，只可潜身缩首，苟图衣食；安敢在行伍之前，妄称天数耶!皓首匹夫，苍髯老贼!汝即日将归于九泉之下，何面目见二十四帝乎!老贼速退!可教反臣与吾共决胜负!”看看此时的诸葛丞相，是何等的有气势，是何等的有文采，骂功是何等的高明。

　　Miheng,Being famous for his abusive ability, pedantic intellectual as the tongue steel,who couldn’t compare to Zhuge liang with such ability,momentum,well-grounded in abuse.

　　此等才能，此等气势，此等骂人功力，岂能是那个以骂功驰名于世，“腐儒舌剑”的弥蘅之辈可以达到的。

　　Compare to theses two men,one lost his own head for his abuse,the other abuse others to die as well as maintain his own’s,and who was aslo respected with the image of erudite civil officials(It's may well say that he was the most intelligent man in that time).

　　二人相比，一个是骂人把自己的脑袋给骂没了的弥蘅，一个是把别人给活生生地骂死了，自己的脑袋还安然无恙地留在那里。而且他还以其儒雅的文臣形象为世人所敬仰（他可谓是三国时代里最聪明的人）。

　　To conclude, I say:Mr.Zhuge--- the King of "Abuse" in the Three Kingdoms Period.

　　综上所述，我这样说：诸葛先生——三国骂人之王。

 

1 eloquence   

n.雄辩；口才，修辞

参考例句：

• I am afraid my eloquence did not avail against the facts.恐怕我的雄辩也无补于事实了。
• The people were charmed by his eloquence.人们被他的口才迷住了。

2 pedantic   

adj.卖弄学问的；迂腐的

参考例句：

• He is learned,but neither stuffy nor pedantic.他很博学，但既不妄自尊大也不卖弄学问。
• Reading in a pedantic way may turn you into a bookworm or a bookcase,and has long been opposed.读死书会变成书呆子，甚至于成为书橱，早有人反对过了。

3 canvassing   

v.（在政治方面）游说( canvass的现在分词 )；调查（如选举前选民的）意见；为讨论而提出（意见等）；详细检查

参考例句：

• He spent the whole month canvassing for votes. 他花了整整一个月四处游说拉选票。
• I'm canvassing for the Conservative Party. 我在为保守党拉选票。 来自辞典例句

4 advisers   

顾问，劝告者( adviser的名词复数 )； （指导大学新生学科问题等的）指导教授

参考例句：

• a member of the President's favoured circle of advisers 总统宠爱的顾问班子中的一员
• She withdrew to confer with her advisers before announcing a decision. 她先去请教顾问然后再宣布决定。

5 stabilize   

vt.（使）稳定，使稳固，使稳定平衡；vi.稳定

参考例句：

• They are eager to stabilize currencies.他们急于稳定货币。
• His blood pressure tended to stabilize.他的血压趋向稳定。

6 monarch   

n.帝王，君主，最高统治者

参考例句：

• The monarch's role is purely ceremonial.君主纯粹是个礼仪职位。
• I think myself happier now than the greatest monarch upon earth.我觉得这个时候比世界上什么帝王都快乐。

7 conspired   

密谋( conspire的过去式和过去分词 )； 搞阴谋； （事件等）巧合； 共同导致

参考例句：

• They conspired to bring about the meeting of the two people. 他们共同促成了两人的会面。
• Bad weather and car trouble conspired to ruin our vacation. 恶劣的气候连同汽车故障断送了我们的假日。

8 supplant   

vt.排挤；取代

参考例句：

• Electric cars may one day supplant petrol-driven ones.也许有一天电动车会取代汽油驱动的车。
• The law of momentum conservation could supplant Newton's third law.动量守恒定律可以取代牛顿第三定律。

9 traitor   

n.叛徒，卖国贼

参考例句：

• The traitor was finally found out and put in prison.那个卖国贼终于被人发现并被监禁了起来。
• He was sold out by a traitor and arrested.他被叛徒出卖而被捕了。

10 momentum   

n.动力，冲力，势头；动量

参考例句：

• We exploit the energy and momentum conservation laws in this way.我们就是这样利用能量和动量守恒定律的。
• The law of momentum conservation could supplant Newton's third law.动量守恒定律可以取代牛顿第三定律。