英文简历中不该出现的话

 　　致命的大错

　　Finished 8th in my high school graduating class of 10.

　　Qualifications: No education or experience.

　　I am relatively¹ intelligent, obedient and loyal as a puppy.

　　My compensation should be at least equal to my age.

　　Reason for Leaving: It had to do with the IRS, FBI and SEC.

　　Fired because I fought for lower pay.

　　Size of employer: Very tall, probably over 65 .

　　Please disregard the enclosed resume-it is terribly out of date.

　　Reason for Leaving: My boss said the end of the world is near.

　　Reason for Leaving: The owner gave new meaning to the word paranoia². I prefer to elaborate privately³.

　　打字错误与语法错误

　　Here are my qualifications for you to overlook.

　　Strengths: Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer.

　　I am a rabid typist.

　　Work History: Performed brain wave tests,1879-1981.

　　After receiving advice from several different angels, I have decided⁴ to

　　pursue a new line of work.

　　Accounting⁵ cleric.

　　As indicted⁶, I have over five years of experience analyzing⁷ investments.

　　Suspected to graduate earlynce analyzing investments.

　　Suspected to graduate early next year.

　　Disposed of $2.5 billion in assets.

　　Proven ability to track down and correct erors.

　　Accomplishments⁸: Oversight⁹ of entire department.

　　Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details.

　　Accomplishments: Completed 11 years of high school.

1 relatively   

adv.比较...地，相对地

参考例句：

• The rabbit is a relatively recent introduction in Australia.兔子是相对较新引入澳大利亚的物种。
• The operation was relatively painless.手术相对来说不痛。

2 paranoia   

n.妄想狂，偏执狂；多疑症

参考例句：

• Her passion for cleanliness borders on paranoia.她的洁癖近乎偏执。
• The push for reform is also motivated by political paranoia.竞选的改革运动也受到政治偏执狂症的推动。

3 privately   

adv.以私人的身份，悄悄地，私下地

参考例句：

• Some ministers admit privately that unemployment could continue to rise.一些部长私下承认失业率可能继续升高。
• The man privately admits that his motive is profits.那人私下承认他的动机是为了牟利。

4 decided   

adj.决定了的，坚决的；明显的，明确的

参考例句：

• This gave them a decided advantage over their opponents.这使他们比对手具有明显的优势。
• There is a decided difference between British and Chinese way of greeting.英国人和中国人打招呼的方式有很明显的区别。

5 accounting   

n.会计，会计学，借贷对照表

参考例句：

• A job fell vacant in the accounting department.财会部出现了一个空缺。
• There's an accounting error in this entry.这笔账目里有差错。

6 indicted   

控告，起诉( indict的过去式和过去分词 )

参考例句：

• The senator was indicted for murder. 那位参议员被控犯谋杀罪。
• He was indicted by a grand jury on two counts of murder. 他被大陪审团以两项谋杀罪名起诉。

7 analyzing   

v.分析；分析( analyze的现在分词 )；分解；解释；对…进行心理分析n.分析

参考例句：

• Analyzing the date of some socialist countries presents even greater problem s. 分析某些社会主义国家的统计数据，暴露出的问题甚至更大。 来自辞典例句
• He undoubtedly was not far off the mark in analyzing its predictions. 当然，他对其预测所作的分析倒也八九不离十。 来自辞典例句

8 accomplishments   

n.造诣；完成( accomplishment的名词复数 )；技能；成绩；成就

参考例句：

• It was one of the President's greatest accomplishments. 那是总统最伟大的成就之一。
• Among her accomplishments were sewing,cooking,playing the piano and dancing. 她的才能包括缝纫、烹调、弹钢琴和跳舞。 来自《现代英汉综合大词典》

9 oversight   

n.勘漏，失察，疏忽

参考例句：

• I consider this a gross oversight on your part.我把这件事看作是你的一大疏忽。
• Your essay was not marked through an oversight on my part.由于我的疏忽你的文章没有打分。