你收到过哪些奇葩圣诞礼物？

 　　What was your weirdest¹ Christmas gift ever?

　　你收过的最奇怪的圣诞礼物是什么？

　　获得706好评的答案@Akia Vongdara

　　When I was about 15, my parents walked into my room while I was asleep, saying, "Merry Christmas!", and placed a pack of Gatorade and pair of Joe Boxer² pajama pants on the floor. We're a family that can't spend much, so I wasn't expecting any presents.

　　十五岁那年，我爸妈在我睡觉时走进我房间说：“圣诞快乐！”然后把一盒佳得乐饮料还有一条Joe Boxer的睡裤放在地板上。我们一家并不宽裕，所以我之前并没有期待过什么礼物。

　　I thought that was the oddest pair of presents that I had ever received, but I was happy because I loved Gatorade, haha.

　　我觉得那是我收到过最奇怪的礼物组合了，不过我很开心，因为我超爱佳得乐，哈哈。

　　I'm 22 now, and this memory still continues to make me smile.

　　我今年22岁了，不过这段回忆还是会让我笑出来。

　　获得113好评的答案@Terisa Wright

　　Mine was a coat hanger³. A simple coat hanger. My cousin gave it to me. When she left I couldn't stop laughing.

　　我得到的最奇怪的礼物是一个衣架。一个很普通的衣架，我表姐给我的。当她走掉的时候我都还在笑个不停。

　　获得33好评的答案@Necia Dallas

　　I used to get the weirdest Christmas gifts from my Dad and stepmom. Once I got a half-full jar of rubbing alcohol and a half-full bag of cotton swabs. A year later I got used KangaRoos tennis shoes that had dirt caked in the treads and a used Kleenex wadded up into the zipper⁴ pocket. They were size 6 and my feet were 9.5.

　　我从我爸爸和继母那里收到过最奇怪的礼物。我曾经收到过一瓶半满的外用酒精和一包半满的棉签；第二年我得到了用过的、鞋底脏兮兮的袋鼠牌网球鞋和揉成一团塞进口袋里的克里奈克斯纸巾，那双鞋的鞋码是6号，而我的脚是9.5号。

　　More typical were things my stepmom wrapped up after cleaning the garage, or the "free gifts" she got with her Avon orders, so stuff like a Chapstick being "hugged" by a tiny koala in a Santa hat, or a trial size of "Silicone Glove" moisturizer stuffed into a snowman's asshole.

　　还有更多这样的东西，比如我继母在清理车库后打包的东西，或是她买雅芳产品是时的“赠品”，比如抱着一支无色唇膏的小考拉装在圣诞帽里，或是塞在雪人屁眼里的Silicone Glove润肤膏试用装。

　　Once I got a box of dirt, which was confusing but by then I was inured⁵ to strange and undazzling gifts. However, apparently⁶ there were daffodil bulbs in the dirt. Well, okay then.

　　我还曾收到过一盒泥土，虽然我不知道这是什么鬼，不过那时我也习惯了这些稀奇古怪的礼物了。不管怎样，泥土上有几个水仙花球茎，还不错啦。

　　获得9好评的答案@Sandeep Sasidharan

　　An edited father's day card from my friend!

　　我从我朋友那里得到过一张修改过的父亲节卡片！

1 weirdest   

怪诞的( weird的最高级 )； 神秘而可怕的； 超然的； 古怪的

参考例句：

• Think of the weirdest, craziest shit you'd like to see chicks do. 想想这最怪异，最疯狂的屁事。你会喜欢看这些鸡巴表演的。
• It's still the weirdest damn sound I ever heard out of a Jersey boy. 这是我所听过新泽西人最为怪异的音调了。

2 boxer   

n.制箱者，拳击手

参考例句：

• The boxer gave his opponent a punch on the nose.这个拳击手朝他对手的鼻子上猛击一拳。
• He moved lightly on his toes like a boxer.他像拳击手一样踮着脚轻盈移动。

3 hanger   

n.吊架，吊轴承；挂钩

参考例句：

• I hung my coat up on a hanger.我把外衣挂在挂钩上。
• The ship is fitted with a large helicopter hanger and flight deck.这艘船配备有一个较大的直升飞机悬挂装置和飞行甲板。

4 zipper   

n.拉链；v.拉上拉链

参考例句：

• The zipper is red.这条拉链是红色的。
• The zipper is a wonderful invention.拉链是个了不起的发明。

5 inured   

adj.坚强的，习惯的

参考例句：

• The prisoners quickly became inured to the harsh conditions.囚犯们很快就适应了苛刻的条件。
• He has inured himself to accept misfortune.他锻练了自己，使自己能承受不幸。

6 apparently   

adv.显然地；表面上，似乎

参考例句：

• An apparently blind alley leads suddenly into an open space.山穷水尽，豁然开朗。
• He was apparently much surprised at the news.他对那个消息显然感到十分惊异。