怕肉麻？学学幽默地“感恩”

 　　1. If it wasn’t weird¹, I would have sent you a picture of myself. Because I look totally grateful.

　　要不是怕太怪的话，我真想给你发一张我的照片：好让你看看我充满感激的脸。

　　2. Thank you (not sent from my iPhone).

　　谢谢（不是发自我的iPhone）。

　　3. You score phenomenally high in the kind-o-meter. Seriously, I checked.

　　你在好人榜上得分非常高。真的，我看过那个榜了。

　　4. Thanks so much for putting up with our direct mail. But even more, thank you for responding.

　　非常谢谢你能忍受得了我们的推销邮件。而且难能可贵的是，你还给回复了，谢谢。

　　5. You = awesome². Me = grateful.

　　你真是牛人。我十分感激。

　　6. Move over Gates and Buffett, there’s a new philanthropist in town.

　　你已经超越盖茨和巴菲特，成为咱们这儿的大慈善家。

　　7. Our clients have started an unofficial fan club. You should start practicing your autograph.

　　客户们已经组建了非官方粉丝俱乐部。您老赶快练练签名吧。

　　8. Do you practice being so wonderful? Thank you kindly³ for your gift.

　　你是练过吗？怎么可以这么厉害？谢谢你的礼物。

　　9. Amazed. Inspired. Grateful. That’s how your generosity⁴ makes me feel.

　　目瞪口呆。醍醐灌顶。感激涕零。这就是你的慷慨带给我的感受。

　　10. When it comes to making an impact, you rule. (Note: Draw a ruler. You can do it.)

　　要说一鸣惊人，那绝对是您最拿手的。（小提示：拿一下自己的手，你做得到的。）

　　11. a) A peach b) Bee’s knees c) Cat’s pajamas⁵. You’re d) All of the above. Thanks for your bigheartedness.

　　人见人爱、出类拔萃、不同凡响……说的都是你啦。谢谢你的慷慨解囊。

　　12. Is there no limit to your awesomeness⁶? Thank you!

　　你一定是无所不能的吧？谢谢！

1 weird   

adj.古怪的，离奇的；怪诞的，神秘而可怕的

参考例句：

• From his weird behaviour,he seems a bit of an oddity.从他不寻常的行为看来，他好像有点怪。
• His weird clothes really gas me.他的怪衣裳简直笑死人。

2 awesome   

adj.令人惊叹的，难得吓人的，很好的

参考例句：

• The church in Ireland has always exercised an awesome power.爱尔兰的教堂一直掌握着令人敬畏的权力。
• That new white convertible is totally awesome.那辆新的白色折篷汽车简直棒极了.

3 kindly   

adj.和蔼的，温和的，爽快的；adv.温和地，亲切地

参考例句：

• Her neighbours spoke of her as kindly and hospitable.她的邻居都说她和蔼可亲、热情好客。
• A shadow passed over the kindly face of the old woman.一道阴影掠过老太太慈祥的面孔。

4 generosity   

n.大度，慷慨，慷慨的行为

参考例句：

• We should match their generosity with our own.我们应该像他们一样慷慨大方。
• We adore them for their generosity.我们钦佩他们的慷慨。

5 pajamas   

n.睡衣裤

参考例句：

• At bedtime,I take off my clothes and put on my pajamas.睡觉时，我脱去衣服，换上睡衣。
• He was wearing striped pajamas.他穿着带条纹的睡衣裤。

6 awesomeness   

可怕的

参考例句：

• Dominion and awesomeness are his who brings about harmony in his heavens. 权能和威严为他所有，他在高天缔造和平。 来自互联网
• There is no charge?for awesomeness, or attractiveness. 彪悍不求回报，迷人更无所需。 来自互联网