英语播客EnglishPod 64（在线收听）

 A:     Really, gentlemen, you can’t take me to jail! Don’t
       you know who I am? Kris Kringle, you know, Papa
        Noel,  Pere  Noel,  Babbo  Natale,  sheng  dan  lao
        ren!

 B:    Yeah, Yeah, we’ve heard that one before, haven’t
       we Joe?

 C:    Yeah, last week we booked this guy who claimed
       to be the tooth fairy! Can you believe that?

 A:     It’s Christmas Eve and I have all these presents to
       deliver! Where is your Christmas spirit? What will
        happen when all the children wake up tomorrow
       and don’t find any gifts in their stockings?

 B:     Sorry buddy, you were parked in  a  no-parking
       zone, you were speeding, and you have no ID!

 C:     Besides that, even if we let  you  go   now, your
       sleigh  has  been  impounded  and  those  reindeer
       were taken to the city zoo.

 A:    What! This  is  unbelievable! What’s  this  world
       coming to? Christmas is ruined!

 C:    What’s  that  up  ahead? It looks like... elves!!
        Elves!! Whoa, they’re shooting  candy  canes!
        Mayday, Mayday, we are under heavy attack!  We
        need backup!