A: Honey, of course I forgive you! I love you so much!
I’ve really missed you. I was wrong to get upset
over nothing.
B: I’m sorry I haven’t called or anything, but right af-
ter you decided you wanted a break, I was called
up north to put out some major forest fires! I was
in the middle of nowhere, working day and night,
trying to prevent the blaze from spreading! It was
pretty intense.
A: Oh, honey, I’m glad you’re okay! But I have some
exciting news... I think I’m pregnant!
B: Really? Wow, that’s amazing! This is great news!
I’ve always wanted to be a father! We’ll go to the
doctor first thing in the morning!
C: We have your test results back and, indeed, you
are pregnant. Let’s see here... everything seems
to be in order. Your approximate due date is
October twenty-seventh two thousand and nine,
so that means that the baby was conceived on
February third, two thousand and nine.
B: Are you sure? Are these things accurate?
C: Well, yes sir, they are.
A: What’s wrong? Why are you asking these ques-
tions?
B: This baby isn’t mine! I was away the first week of
February at a training seminar!
A: I... I... no, it can’t be... |