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 A:     Captain, we’re under attack by an unidentified
       ship.

 B:     Damage report.

 A:    We’ve sustained heavy damage to the engines.
       We’ve lost our warp drive.

 B:    We’ll have to attempt to make contact. This  is
        Captain Picard of the Starship Enterprise. We
       don’t wish to engage. What is the nature of this
       attack?

 C:     I am Captain Kor of the ship Klothos. Your ship
       attacked our search party...

 B:     No! You’re not doing it right! Kor doesn’t sound
        like that. His voice is deeper!
 C:     I am Captain Kor of the ship Klothos. Your sh...

 B:     No! If you can’t do a Klingon voice, I’ll have to find
       a more serious Star Trek fan actor who actually
       can, OK?

 C:     But... but... I already bought the Klingon suit! And
       the wig...