Announcer:Hello everyone, and welcome to open mic night!
You’re in for a real treat as we’ve got a lot of great
comics here with us tonight. First up, we have a
very funny man coming straight from the state of
Montana, Robert Hicks!
A: Thank you, everyone! Well, what a lovely crowd.
You know, there’s nothing I love better than stand-
up comedy! You know, I’ve been working on my
routine for months now, and I’ve got some real
zingers for you tonight. Let’s start out with some
short jokes, how bout that? Where do you find a
one legged dog? Where you left it.
A: Get it? mmm Anyways...What do you call a
sheep with no legs? A cloud !
A: Tough crowd... Alright, now you’re going to love
this joke. It’s hilarious! What do cows do for en-
tertainment? They rent moooovies ! moooovies
A: Okay, Okay, we’ve got a few hecklers in the audi-
ence, but this one is good! What does a fish say
when it runs into a wall? DAM!
A: Okay, Last one! Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Coz they got big fingers!!!!!!!!!
Crowd:Get off the stage! You suck!
A: Thanks everyone that was my time. |