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 A:     Hello sir, how may I help you?

 B:     I would like to buy some flowers, please. Some-
       thing really nice.

 A:     I see, may I ask whatthe occasion is?

 B:     It’s not really an occasion, it’s more like I’m sorry.

 A:    Very well. This arrangement here is very popu-
        lar among regretful husb ands and boyfriends. It
        has a dozenlong stem red roses with a couple of
       sunflowers and a single orchid that stands out. It
        includes a small teddy bear to achievethe effect of
        immediate forgiveness.

 B:     I think I’m gonna need more than just a dozen red
        roses and a bear. What else do you recommend?

 A:     Mmm, well this is our ” I’m sorry I cheated on you”
        package. Two dozen red  roses lined  with tulips,
       carnati ons and lilies. The fragrance and beauty
       of this flower arrangement is sure to make her for-
       give you.
 B:    I don’t think that’s gonna cut it.  I need something
       bigger and better!

 A:    I’m sorry sir but, what exactly did you do?

 B:    Well, I may have accidentally insinuated that she
       is getting chubbier .

 A:    Get out of my store you jerk!