[00:02.01]
[00:02.06]Somebody took him to the titty bar.
[00:03.57]
[00:03.62]-That’s terrible. -Tell me about it.
[00:05.48]
[00:05.53]He’ll have nightmares about for a weeks.
[00:06.97]
[00:06.97]So when he comes to visit
[00:07.87]
[00:07.92]I want you to feed him Italian. He likes fettucine alfredo
[00:10.50]
[00:10.55]And I want you to take him to a movie -not chainsaw massacre
[00:14.00]
[00:14.05]Because he’ll just cover his eyes -and get him to bed by ten.
[00:17.46]
[00:17.51]-You got it? -Yes’m.
[00:18.67]
[00:18.72]-Alright. -What about Tennessee?
[00:20.97]
[00:21.69]It breaks my heart but they’re still in the hunt.
[00:24.23]
[00:24.28]Fulmer made sj a sweet deal.
[00:26.17]
[00:26.22]I heard the kid can really pepper the gumbo.
[00:28.97]
[00:29.03]He’s his daddy’s boy.
[00:30.70]
[00:31.04]-You ready? -Lets’ do it.
[00:32.44]
[00:32.49]Alright.
[00:33.64]
[00:33.80]Mike, do you like to barbecue? I tell you what, mike.
[00:36.13]
[00:36.18]You can go to the gas station and get best barbecue,
[00:38.63]
[00:38.68]You’ve ever got in your life.
[00:40.17]
[00:40.22]It’s a wonderful place to live, fried catfishes,
[00:42.86]
[00:42.91]All the good food that we love to eat
[00:44.56]
[00:44.61]But it’s not good for us as football players,
[00:46.10]
[00:46.15]You’d have to be aware, mike. I promise.
[00:48.48]
[00:48.53]And for you, SJ, this is what I can do.
[00:51.03]
[00:51.20]At ole miss we have the grove by the stadium.
[00:53.24]
[00:53.29]We walk it before every game, in front of thousands of people.
[00:56.78]
[00:56.83]It is a sacrad ritual. And I’m in front.
[00:59.29]
[00:59.34]Seen it a thousand times.
[01:01.38]
[01:01.48]Ever seen it from the front of the line?
[01:03.12]
[01:03.17]Next year, you and me; leading the team.
[01:05.02]
[01:05.07]Tennessee offered to let me run on the field and flip the coin.
[01:08.77]
[01:12.22]I’ll throw in a sideline pass.
[01:14.64]
[01:24.57]Have you decided yet, Michael?
[01:26.67]
[01:26.73]No, Miss Sue.
[01:28.46]
[01:29.41]But you like Tennessee?
[01:31.78]
[01:33.08]It’s a good school.
[01:34.63]
[01:35.16]Not at academic level of ole miss,
[01:36.91]
[01:36.96]But they have an outstanding science department.
[01:39.91]
[01:41.14]You know what they’re famous for?
[01:43.39]
[01:43.92]They work with the fbi
[01:45.92]
[01:46.25]To study the effects of the soil on decomposing body parts.
[01:49.87]
[01:50.42]What’s that mean?
[01:51.87]
[01:52.23]Well when they find a body,
[01:53.94]
[01:53.94]the police want to know how long it’s been dead.
[01:55.61]
[01:55.66]So the fine fox at Tennessee help them out.
[01:58.60]
[01:59.69]They have a lot of body parts.
[02:01.79]
[02:02.59]Arms and legs and hands -form hospitals and medical schools.
[02:08.77]
[02:12.20]And you know where they store them?
[02:14.55]
[02:18.01]Right underneath the football field.
[02:20.41]
[02:22.33]So, while it’s fine and dandy,
[02:25.25]
[02:25.25]there’re 100,000 fans cheering for you,
[02:26.63]
[02:27.01]The bodies, you should be worried about are right underneath the turf
[02:28.94]
[02:31.68]Set to poke up through the ground and grab you.
[02:34.58]
[02:39.74]But it’s your decision where you wanna play ball.
[02:42.73]
[02:42.78]Don’t let me influence you.
[02:44.73]
[03:13.86]All the other teachers are on board,
[03:15.44]
[03:15.44]I don’t know, what your problem is.
[03:16.98]
[03:17.03]I’m sorry.
[03:18.01]
[03:18.06]I will not give a student a grade he, or she, doesn’t deserve.
[03:21.30]
[03:21.35]Well, Michael needs a b.
[03:24.07]
[03:24.81]What is he have to do to "deserve" that?
[03:27.82]
[03:29.14]Right now is Michael doing c minus, d plus work.
[03:32.33]
[03:32.64]His best chance at improving is with the written essay
[03:34.97]
[03:35.02]At the end of the year.
[03:36.47]
[03:36.52]It counts a third of his grade.
[03:38.91]
[03:40.02]Well that’s it. We’re sunk.
[03:42.00]
[03:43.79]Why don’t you write about "Great Expectations"?
[03:46.80]
[03:47.07]You’re a lot like Pip.
[03:48.93]
[03:49.13]I mean he was poor, he was an orphan
[03:51.96]
[03:51.96]and someone kind of found him.
[03:54.33]
[03:54.57]You should be able to relate to that.
[03:57.02]
[04:00.78]Fine, let’s go through the reading list.
[04:03.70]
[04:03.80]But you’re gonna have to pick one, Michael.
[04:06.55]
[04:07.12]"Pygmalion"...
[04:08.42]
[04:11.61]"A tale of two cities"..... "The charge of the light brigade"...
[04:15.45]
[04:15.50]"half a league, half a league, half a league onward"
[04:18.65]
[04:19.20]I love that one.
[04:20.88]
[04:21.20]He loves it.
[04:22.79]
[04:25.15]Why don’t you do this and I’ll watch basketball?
[04:28.31]
[04:32.35]Okay.
[04:33.70]
[04:37.35]"all in the valley of death rode the six hundred."
[04:40.40]
[04:41.81]They named LSU’s stadium death valley because of this story.
[04:45.96]
[04:46.79]Alfred, lord tennyson has writing about
[04:49.29]
[04:49.29]LSU in Ole Miss.
[04:50.29]
[04:50.46]-You’re kidding? -No. It’s a great story.
[04:53.08]
[04:53.13]It’s a poem.
[04:54.63]
[04:55.52]"forward the light brigade!"
[04:57.54]
[04:57.74]It’s like the offense.
[04:59.36]
[04:59.41]"charge for the guns he said." |