[00:31.72]我是说，象个男人一样！ 吸进去！ 擦点沙子！ I mean, suck it up! Be a man! Rub some dirt in it!
[00:33.52]好吧，我会擦点沙子... OK, I’ll rub some dirt on it.
[00:37.60]到底发生什么事？ So, what happened?
[00:42.24]我跟你妹妹的前男友打起来了 I got into it with your sister’s ex.
[00:44.92]等下，真的？为什么 Wait. Really? Why?
[00:47.44]他看到我跟你妹妹在接吻亭深吻. He saw me and her kind of making out at the kissing booth.
[00:52.20]等一下，你亲了她？ Wait. You kissed her?
[00:54.68]是啊，兄弟，我希望那没关系 Yeah, man, I’m... I hope that’s OK.
[00:56.64]那是个慈善活动 It was for charity.
[00:59.04]哦，不，我是说，兄弟，我是想说 Oh, no, I mean, dude, I mean,
[00:62.32]你要是想亲她，你就上去亲她！ if you want to kiss her, you go right ahead and you kiss her!
[00:66.08]我是说，别想太多 I mean, knock yourself out.
[00:68.04]你今天去哪了？ 都没看到你 Where were you at today? You just disappeared.
[00:69.04]碰到神经病前女友，只好跑了 Ran into my psycho ex. Had to bolt.
[00:69.08]我是说，你就，你就抓住她然后亲她 I mean, you just... you take her and then kiss her
[00:71.36]把她亲晕过去！ and kiss the crap out of her!
[00:72.84]哦天啊！那不是...？ Oh, my God! Is that a...?
[00:75.08]好吧 OK.
[00:75.52]什么？是啊 What? Yeah.
[00:78.68]希望你别介意 我借用你一个... I hope you don’t mind. I kind of borrowed one of your...
[00:80.04]那么... So...
[00:83.68]我不知道，我们能不能不说这个？ I don’t know. Can we not talk about this?
[00:83.76]另外你说的对，这东西挺好用的 Yeah. And you’re right, by the way. These things actually work.
[00:83.80]...你喜欢她？ ...do you like her?
[00:85.24]哦，天啊，你在流血，没事吧？ Oh, my God, you’re bleeding. Are you OK?
[01:28.40]她是你妹妹，这有点怪 She’s your sister. It’s kind of weird.
[01:28.76]好吧，好吧，不谈 No. Right. Right.
[01:31.84]只是，你知道，我在想 Just... You know, I was just thinking that,
[01:35.92]要是你喜欢她... if you liked her then...
[01:40.84]...也许你应该约她出去. ...maybe you should ask her out.
[01:42.00]我不知道了，让我不管奥莉维亚？ And just, I don’t know, forget about Olivia?
[01:46.88]我是说， 从一个完全客观的第三方观察者角度 Well, I mean, speaking as a completely objective
[01:51.12]在完全没有个人兴趣的情况下 third-party outsider with absolutely no personal interest in the matter,
[01:54.64]我不太确定你和奥莉维亚 I am not sure that you and Olivia
[01:58.52]真的配得上一对 你明白么？我是说 really mesh well together. You know? I mean...
[01:61.28]但是你和维奥拉... But you and Viola...
[01:65.64]...我是说... ...I mean...
[01:68.84]我不知道了 I don’t know.
[01:68.96]...会很配 ...be magic.
[01:69.80]你真心怎么想的？ What does your heart tell you?
[01:74.60]我是说，你最想看哪个光着身子？！ I mean, which one would you rather see naked?!
[01:75.16]为什么你...？ 为什么？ 你为什么老是这个样子？ Why do you...? Why? Why do you always do that?
[01:78.68]为什么你一说起女孩就总说到身体上？ Why do you always talk about girls in such graphic terms?
[01:83.04]你知道么？你小子有点问题 You know what? You... you have issues.
[01:86.40]原来你是这么感性？ You’re a really sensitive guy, aren’t you?
[02:30.12]什么？不，不是，只是... What? No. No, it’s just...
[02:34.48]我不知道，我只是在想 I don’t know. I just think that
[02:39.16]男女朋友应该不只是身体上的关系 relationships should be more than just the physical stuff.
[02:41.52]当然那也很重要 Don’t get me wrong, that stuff’s important,
[02:46.20]但是如果我和谁在一起 but when I’m with someone,
[02:47.92]我希望能跟她聊点话题 I want to be able to talk about other stuff.
[02:50.88]比如，我不知道，严肃的话题 Like, I don’t know, serious stuff.
[02:54.56]一些我跟别的人都不能谈的话题 Stuff I can’t talk about, you know, with anyone else.
[02:60.24]是啊，比如…… Yeah, like...
[02:64.32]...什么样的话题？ ...what kind of stuff?
[02:69.60]比如，随便什么 Like, whatever stuff there is.
[02:71.48]比如……好比现在？ Like... this kind of stuff?
[02:77.16]是啊 Yeah.
[02:79.20]我现在说的只是让你听听 But what I just told you is for your ears only.
[02:81.00]如果你敢告诉别人，我踹死你 If you tell anyone, I’ll kick your ass.
[03:28.84]是是，不会的 Yeah. No.
[03:31.76]我们是兄弟 I got your back, man.
[03:35.84]放心吧 It’s cool.
[04:52.48]你妹妹怎么样最近？ How’s your sister?
[04:56.24]不错，怎么了？ Good. Why?
[04:60.20]我不知道 I don’t know.
[04:62.88]我只是在想，我应该邀请她 I kind of was thinking I might ask if she wanted
[04:66.96]来恺撒瑞欧吃晚饭 to grab dinner at Cesario’s tonight.
[04:69.64]你这么想？真的？我很愿意 You were? Really? I’d love to.
[04:72.72]什么？ What?
[04:74.24]我很愿意告诉你她的电话号码 I’d love to give her your phone number.
[04:74.84]海斯丁斯！ Hastings!
[04:80.28]你现在是康沃尔比赛的首发队员 You’re first string for the Cornwall game.
[04:84.00]- 真的？ - 不是 - Really? - No.
[04:85.96]我刚才在开玩笑，你这白痴 I was joking, you idiot. |