[00:28.12]兄弟，太棒了 Dude, that’s awesome.
[00:35.20]哥们... Dude.
[00:40.84]- 那个，你要我来帮你么？ - 不 - So, you want me to spot you? - No.
[00:43.84]- 他是不是很可爱？ - 杜克？ 是啊 - Isn’t he cute? - Duke? Yeah.
[00:47.52]不. 赛巴斯蒂安.他太酷了 No. Sebastian. He’s so cool.
[00:52.52]但是他说我不是他喜欢的型 But he said I’m not his type.
[00:53.20]- 不可能，所有人都喜欢你 - 他不是 - Impossible. You’re everyone’s type. - Not his.
[00:55.16]我可以告诉你这种情况下 我们这种纯粹的凡人要怎么做 I could tell you what us mere mortals would do in this situation.
[00:59.56]- 什么？ - 让他吃醋 - What? - Make him jealous.
[00:63.16]那你要怎么做？ 假装喜欢别人？ So, what do you do? You just pretend to like somebody else?
[00:66.84]然后不知羞耻的利用他 And then use him shamelessly.
[00:68.60]哇 Wow.
[00:73.88]那个，你应该给维奥拉打个电话 So, you should call Viola up.
[00:76.12]是啊，我想我会的 Yeah. I think I will.
[00:80.52]嘿， 杜克. Hey, Duke.
[00:82.20]- 赛巴斯蒂安. - 奥莉维亚. - Sebastian. - Olivia.
[00:86.56]你今天抬举了多少磅？ What’re you bench-pressing these days?
[00:86.80]奥莉维亚. Olivia.
[01:30.00]225. 让人印象深刻 225. Very impressive.
[01:31.24]谢谢 Thanks.
[01:34.92]那个， 杜克，你刚才不是要打电话么 So, Duke, about that call that you were gonna make.
[01:36.40]- 你还打不打？ - 是啊，谢谢 - You gonna make that? - Yeah. Thank you.
[01:39.72]这个225你能举多少次？ So how many reps can you do with that 225?
[01:41.92]大概20...20个 Like 20... 20.
[01:46.40]225比我重两倍还多 225 is more than twice what I weigh.
[01:50.64]你能举我多少次？ How many reps could you do with me?
[01:52.20]四十 Forty.
[01:61.48]你好？ Hello?
[01:62.76]赛巴斯蒂安 告诉我打电话给你 Sebastian to/d me to ca// you.
[01:63.28]嗨，我是维奥拉. Hi, it’s Viola.
[01:66.04]- 我很愿意和你吃晚饭 - 好的，什么？ - I’d love to go to dinner. - Yeah. What?
[01:70.12]我能不能一会打给你？ Can I call you back?
[01:72.60]因为我要... Because I gotta...
[01:75.20]...换一下我的脚 ...change my feet.
[01:79.08]那么，你今天晚上有什么计划么？ So, do you have any plans tonight?
[01:84.96]对不起 My bad.
[01:86.92]我们刚才说的你今晚要做的事情怎么办？ What about the thing that we talked about that you were going to do later?
[02:30.40]什么事情？我没事可做 What thing? I’m thingless.
[02:31.32]太好了！那么我们约会吧 在恺撒瑞欧，八点 Great! Then it’s a date. Cesario’s, 8:00.
[02:34.68]- 到时候见 - 好的 - I’ll see you there. - OK.
[02:39.04]- 再见 赛巴斯蒂安. - 再见 - Bye, Sebastian. - Later.
[02:42.80]太好了 Yeah!
[02:46.40]我要跟奥莉维亚约会了 I’m goir out with Olivia.
[02:47.04]你做到了 You did it.
[02:49.72]什么？！ 我以为你现在喜欢维奥拉！ What the hell?! I thought you liked Viola now!
[02:51.16]兄弟，别这样，你也是个男人 Dude, come on. You’re a guy.
[02:54.28]要是你会怎么做，学校最火辣的女孩 What would you do if the hottest girl in the school
[02:60.92]上前来约你？ came up to you and asked you on a date?
[02:64.20]我马上就回来 I’ll be right back.
[02:64.60]奥莉维亚？ 嗨 我能不能跟你谈谈？ Olivia? Hi. Can I talk to you for a second?
[02:68.80]呵？ 干什么？ Moi? Whatever for?
[02:70.84]是关于你和杜克的约会 It’s about your date with Duke.
[02:72.16]我知道！ 我真高兴听了你的话 你是对的，他真好 I know! I am so glad I listened to you. You’re right. He’s awesome.
[02:78.20]他穿起短裤也很性感 And he looked so good in those shorts.
[02:82.60]他不只是一块肉， 奥莉维亚. He’s not a piece of meat, Olivia.
[02:85.60]他是个男人，有感情的男人 He’s a man. A man with feelings.
[03:28.64]我是个有感情的女人 And I’m a woman with feelings.
[03:32.92]我的感情似乎跟他的很配 And my feelings seem to match his.
[03:35.92]你猜怎么着？ You know what?
[03:36.92]从一个完全客观的第三方观察者角度 Speaking as a completely objective third-party observer
[03:39.36]在完全没有个人兴趣的情况下 with absolutely no personal interest in the matter,
[03:44.96]我觉得你和杜克在一起并不是什么好主意 I’m not so sure that you and Duke are a good idea after all.
[03:48.72]恩，谢谢你的关心 Well, thank you for your concern.
[03:49.92]如果你真的那么担心，也许今晚你应该也来 And if you’re so worried, maybe you should come to Cesario’s tonight,
[03:53.40]只是来观察我，我们可以再配一对 just to keep an eye on me. We could double.
[03:57.80]我打赌 尤妮丝一定有空 I bet Eunice is available.
[03:59.84]我绝对到，太不可思议了 I’m so there, it’s insane.
[03:76.40]那什么，你喜欢起司么？ So do you like... cheese?
[03:84.80]- 嘿，你们俩，怎么样了？ - 你可来了... - Hey, you two, what’s going on? - You’re here...
[04:30.20]...还有尤妮丝. ...with Eunice.
[04:30.56]不介意我们坐下？ Mind if we join?
[04:32.20]- 不，坐吧 - 不，不，不 - No. Sit down. - No, no, no.
[04:35.88]翼龙小姐 Lady pterodactyl.
[04:38.56]侍应！ Waiter!
[04:42.24]救我 Help.
[04:46.08]那个.. So...
[04:48.68]...我刚才正在和杜克讲 ...I was just telling Duke how great it is
[04:49.68]他是学校里真正的男人 to meet a real man at this school.
[04:51.36]你说了？ You were?
[04:53.64]那个，我正要说 Well, I was just about to.
[04:56.32]有个男子汉在身边是多棒的事情，不是么尤妮丝？ Isn’t it great to have a real man around, Eunice?
[04:60.44]哦，当然 Oh, yes.
[04:61.72]真正的男子汉好难找的 A real man is difficult to find.
[04:66.44]好难 So difficult.
[04:69.84]赛巴斯蒂安在约尤妮丝. 她肯定比我想的要火辣 Sebastiars with Eunice. She must be hotter than I thought.
[04:74.12]为什么我一想约尤妮丝，你们就开我玩笑？ How come when I wanted to ask out Eunice everyone made fun?
[04:77.12]赛巴斯蒂安一喜欢上她，她就突然变酷妹了？ Sebastian likes her, suddenly she’s cool?
[04:77.20]你们这群混蛋，我恨高中生活 Screw you guys. I hate high school.
[04:82.76]尤妮丝！ 手挪开！ Eunice! Hands!
[04:86.16]你知道么？ 今天过得很高兴 但是我必须要去... You know what? This has been real fun, but I have to go... |