[00:01.16]# When Jam-- #
[00:03.60]Hold on. 等等
[00:07.80]# When Jamie-- #
[00:10.76]He’s crazy. 他疯了
[00:11.96]# When Jamie... #
[00:13.28]God damn it! Come on, Dusty! 该死！ 行了，达斯丁！
[00:16.32]Dusty, come here. 达斯丁，过来
[00:21.72]Maybe you should come back another time when you’re-- 或许你应该换个时间再来--
[00:24.28]- Oh, no, I got it. - You can come back - 哦，不，我知道了 - 你可以再来
[00:24.36]and then play it for us later, okay? 然后弹给我们听，好吗？
[00:26.36]- I really-- I’ve got it. It’s beautiful. - Yeah. - 我真的-- 我明白了，歌很美 - 对
[00:28.76]- It is. - Bye, Dusty. - 没错 - 再见，达斯丁
[00:34.04]Jesus. 天啊
[00:35.12]Yeah. 对
[00:35.40]Oh, I almost forgot. 哦，我差点忘了
[00:38.08]I got you a little something right here. 我要给你个小礼物
[00:42.00]Okay. Now I know it’s a little dorky, 好了，我知道有点笨笨的
[00:44.00]but I had to do it. 但我不得不这么做
[00:46.04]So look at it. 来看看
[00:48.04]Will you put it on for me? 你能穿上让我看看吗？
[00:50.04]- Now? - Please, please? Put it on. - 现在？ - 拜托，拜托了，穿上吧
[00:51.52]- Okay. Quickly. - Okay okay okay okay. - 好，快点 - 好吧，好吧
[00:55.80]- I think it’s gonna fit. - Yeah. - 我觉得会合身 - 对
[00:57.00]- Let’s see. - Okay. - 来看看 - 好
[00:59.80]- Here we go. - Okay. - 好了 - 好
[01:05.76]It’s a little snug. 有点小
[01:06.96]Oh my God, isn’t that so cute? 我的天哪 不可爱吗？
[01:08.00]"Shakes come and go, “身边人来人往
[01:10.00]but friends are furrr-ever!" 但朋友是一生-一世！”
[01:13.68]That’s adorable! Let’s go show my mom. 太棒了！ 给我妈妈看看去
[01:16.36]She’ll love it. Let’s go show her. Come on. 她会喜欢的，我们去吧，快点
[01:18.60]- Let’s not. No no. Come on. - Chris, she’s gonna love it! - 别，不要，行了 - 克里斯，她会喜欢的！
[01:19.96]- Just-- we’re busy! - Chris, are you okay? - 只要-- 我们很忙！ - 克里斯，你没事吧？
[01:20.48]Just-- just wait. 等--等等
[01:23.24]Yes, I’m fine. I just-- 对，我没事 我只是--
[01:28.64]I signed your yearbook. 我写完你的同学录了
[01:30.72]Um... 嗯...
[01:30.88]read it... please. 读出来... 拜托
[01:35.68]Okay. 好
[01:38.92]Please, God. 求你，上帝
[01:43.32]"Stud muffin, getting it on in your love truck was hot!" “性感的男子，在你的车里 激情燃烧！”
[01:45.72]- Oh! - Wait! That’s not what I wrote! - 哦！ - 等等！这不是我写的！
[01:49.32]This is Tim’s yearbook. 这是提姆的同学录
[01:51.20]- Chris? - Oh my God! - 克里斯？ - 我的天哪！
[01:55.88]Listen to this. Listen to this. 听听这个 听听这个
[01:56.64]"When we’re together, I feel"... “当我们在一起时 我觉得”...
[02:04.48]- "You’re my best friend..." - Please, don’t read that. - “你是我最好的朋友...” - 求你别读了
[02:04.92]Okay. 好
[02:07.96]"but I want to be more than that"? “但我想要更进一步”？
[02:09.96]Ooh! 哦！
[02:12.24]Sincerely, Chris Brander, BFF." 真诚的，克里斯 布兰德 BFF"
[02:12.96]"Hoping to be your boyfriend. “想要做你的男朋友
[02:17.52]It’s a joke! That’s a joke between me and Jamie! 这是个玩笑！我和洁蜜之间的玩笑！
[02:21.32]Holy shit! Check out his shirt! 胡说八道！ 看看他的衣服！
[02:30.72]Aw, he’s gonna cry. 啊，他要哭了
[02:33.52]See ya! 再见！
[02:36.12]G’bye, fatty! 再见了，肥佬！
[02:39.68]Chris! 克里斯！
[02:40.08]Try a salad! 吃沙拉吧！
[02:43.84]- Chris! - Leave me alone! - 克里斯！ - 别理我！
[02:45.76]Chris! We need to talk about what you wrote. 克里斯！ 我们得谈谈你写的东西
[02:45.84]Don’t worry about it. It happens to everybody. 别担心 谁都会出这种事
[02:50.24]Is that really how you feel? 这是你的真实感受？
[02:52.28]I don’t know. Maybe. Why? 我不知道，或许，怎么了？
[02:53.52]Because that’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever written me. 因为这是别人给我写得最贴心的话
[02:56.40]It was? 是吗？
[02:59.24]Yes. 是的
[03:01.84]I love you, Chris... 我爱你，克里斯..
[03:07.64]- like a brother. - Hmm? - 像哥哥一般 - 嗯？
[03:08.40]- We’re friends, right? - For sure! - 我们是朋友，对吧？ - 当然！
[03:13.88]Ah, you pussy! 啊，恶心！
[03:15.88]Shut up, Tim! 闭嘴，提姆！
[03:19.12]Don’t you people have anything better to do?! 你们这些人没别的事可做了吗？！
[03:24.04]God! Just leave him alone! 天哪！别理他！
[03:27.28]You jerks! 你们这群讨厌鬼！
[03:30.36]- I’ll show you! - Ooh! - 我会证明给你看！ - 哦！
[03:31.68]I’ll show all of you! 我会证明给你们大家！
[03:32.28]This town is full of losers 这个小镇全是废物
[03:35.16]and I’m pulling out to win! 而我要成功！
[03:39.20]- My name is Chris Brander! - Chris, let’s talk! - 我叫克里斯 布兰德！ - 克里斯，我们谈谈！
[03:39.24]Chris! Chris, come back! 克里斯！ 克里斯，回来！
[03:44.08]You remember that name! ’Cause I’m gonna be somebody! 你要记得那个名字！ 因为我会成为名人的！
[04:13.80]I don’t know what to say. 我不知道该说什么
[04:14.60]I mean, the sex is good, 我是说，做爱很美好
[04:15.32]but I’m a person too. 但我也是个人
[04:19.12]I mean, I have feelings and needs 我是说，我有感觉有需要
[04:19.20]other than just physical! 不仅仅是生理上的！
[04:22.08]Don’t you have anything to say for yourself? 你没有什么好说的吗？
[04:27.84]I think you’ve pretty much said it all. 我想你已经说得够多了
[04:32.84]Have a great life, ’cause Athena’s out! 好好生活吧 因为雅典娜不玩了！
[04:36.88]I don’t know why you just don’t take me serious! 我不知道为什么你不把我当回事！
[04:44.76]Wow! 喔！
[04:46.80]I guess Athena’s out. 我猜雅典娜不玩了
[04:47.44]God, can you believe that? 天哪，你能相信吗？
[04:49.68]I get dumped four days before Christmas. 我在圣诞节前四天被甩了
[04:51.68]- I saw. - Yeah, and yet, you did nothing. - 我看见了 - 对，而且，你袖手旁观
[04:53.68]Technically, that makes you an accomplice. 事实上，这让你成为帮凶
[04:54.64]Guilty as charged. 也是有罪的
[04:57.76]You know, in some cultures they’d spank you for that. 你知道吗，在有些文化里 他们会因这个打你屁股
[04:59.56]Oh, I love to travel. 哦，我爱旅行 |