[00:03.56]- Ha, you look like a doofus! - Doofus! - 哈，你看上去像个白痴！ - 白痴！
[00:07.64]Doofus! Doofus! 白痴！白痴！
[00:08.52]Doofus! Doofus! Doof-- 白痴！白痴！ 白--
[00:15.88]Chris? 克里斯？
[00:16.68]Mommy. 妈妈
[00:18.48]So pretty. 真可爱
[00:21.12]Honey, look what just came for you. 亲爱的，看看给你的
[00:24.92]It’s a "Get well soon" card from Jamie. 是一张洁蜜送的“尽快康复”卡
[00:31.20]- Boo. - Oh yeah? - 嘘 - 啊？
[00:32.60]What do you think of that, huh? 你怎么想，啊？
[00:35.88]It’s hugs and kisses, dude. Mom writes that on my cards. 是抱抱和亲亲，兄弟 妈妈在我的卡片上都这么写
[00:38.24]That’s because I love you both so much. 那是因为我是那么的爱你们两个
[00:42.20]Thanks, Mommy. 谢谢，妈妈
[00:53.44]Oh, God. 哦，天哪
[01:03.52]Truce! 休战！
[01:05.96]Total pussy. 全乱了
[01:08.20]You’re the biggest pussy on planet Earth. 你是这个世界上最烂的人
[01:11.24]It’s you. 是你
[01:16.92]- Hello? - Jamie! - 哈喽？ - 洁蜜！
[01:19.40]- Chris! How are you feeling? - So much better. - 克里斯！你感觉如何？ - 好多了
[01:23.08]Listen, I know it’s Christmas Eve, 听着，我知道是圣诞前夜
[01:24.00]- but do you have any plans tonight? - No. - 但你今晚有什么计划吗？ - 没有
[01:27.56]Well... 那么...
[01:29.04]the revival theater in town 镇上的剧场
[01:31.04]is showing Nicholas Sparks’s "The Notebook." 正在上映尼古拉斯 斯巴克斯的《恋恋笔记本》
[01:33.32]Huh? 啊？
[01:35.88]- Hello? I’m on the phone. - Really you want to see "The Notebook"? - 哈喽？我在用电话 - 你真的想去看《恋恋笔记本》？
[01:39.00]Yes, because I love sentimental tear-jerkers. 对，因为我喜欢催人泪下的感情戏
[01:39.48]I’m gonna friggin’ puke. 我要吐了
[01:41.36]Just a second. 稍等
[01:49.40]- You are so dead. Do you hear me? - Whatever, dude. - 你死定了，你听见了吗？ - 随便，伙计
[01:50.80]- What’re you doing over there? - Faggot. - 你在那干什么？ - 同性恋
[01:53.60]- Nothing. - Ooh, that’s my call-waiting. One second. - 没什么 - 哦，我还有个电话，稍等
[01:54.80]- So, anyway... - Hello? - 所以，不论如何... - 哈喽？
[01:57.96]- Hey, Jamie. It’s Dusty. - Hey, Dusty. - 嘿，洁蜜，是我达斯丁 - 嘿，达斯丁
[01:58.68]Hey, listen, just-- 嘿，听着，就--
[02:01.72]Dude, I think she left you hanging. 兄弟，我觉得她不会付你的约
[02:05.36]It’s probably just an important business call. Get off the phone. 很有可能是个重要的商务电话 你放下电话
[02:06.72]- What, the bar ran out of curly fries? - Get off the phone. - 什么，没有花招了？ - 你放下电话
[02:10.68]Dude, are you gonna boink Jamie tonight? 兄弟，你今晚准备上洁蜜吗？
[02:13.20]Yes. Are you happy now? 对，你现在高兴了？
[02:15.48]All right. 好吧
[02:17.96]- Dude, "The Notebook"’s so gay. - Get off the phone! - 兄弟，《恋恋笔记本》太适合同性恋了 - 放下电话！
[02:21.24]- Sorry about that. - That’s okay. - 很抱歉 - 没关系
[02:23.52]- So anyway, what do you say? - About what? - 那么，你说什么？ - 关于什么？
[02:26.72]Going to a movie tonight? Then maybe later 今晚去看电影？ 或许晚点
[02:28.76]we can go for some, uh... herbal tea. 我们可以去 嗯...喝草药茶
[02:33.64]Okay, sure. 好，可以
[02:34.08]Um... You know what? You’re on my way to the theater. 嗯...你知道吗？ 我去剧院顺路到你那
[02:37.10]- It’s a date. - Homo. - 这是个约会 - 同性恋
[02:37.72]Why don’t I pick you up at like 7:30? 我大概7点半去接你怎么样？
[02:41.12]- Bye for now. - Bye. - 再见 - 再见
[02:44.60]Mom! Mom! Truce! 妈妈！妈妈！休战！
[02:50.16]- Paris, here we come! - Mm. - 巴黎，我们来了！ - 嗯
[02:56.32]- But I’m not ready to play a gig. - Of course you are. - 但我还没有准备好开演奏会 - 你当然准备好了
[02:57.28]No. No. 没有，没有
[03:00.28]No! 没有！
[03:03.28]- This is a bad idea, Chris. - God, I’m so stupid! - 这是个馊主意，克里斯 - 天哪，我真是太蠢了！
[03:06.44]- No you’re not, baby. - Here I am, trying to nurture this artist, - 不你不蠢，宝贝 - 我来了，来培养这个艺术家
[03:11.04]yet you’re this pop bubblegum sensation, 但你仍然是个轰动一时的 泡泡糖舞曲偶像
[03:15.32]and that’s okay. 那就行了
[03:18.60]Paris, here we come! 巴黎，我们来了！
[03:20.64]But I am an artist. I am an artist! 但我是个艺术家 我是个艺术家！
[03:25.68]Hey! I am an artist! 嘿！我是个艺术家！
[03:27.92]- Let’s go do this. - Are you ready for this? - 我们去吧 - 你准备好了？
[03:30.12]I was born ready, bitch. 我早就准备好了，笨蛋
[03:32.60]- I’m really excited about this. - Yeah, me too. - 我真的很兴奋 - 对，我也是
[03:35.56]- Yeah. - Okay, let’s do this. - 对 - 好了，我们干吧
[03:38.88]Yeah. 好
[03:41.96]- Hey! Wait! You’re not coming with me? - Of course I am. - 嘿！等等！你不跟我来吗？ - 当然
[03:45.76]Mike’s just giving you a ride to the gig. 麦克只是送你去演奏会
[03:46.60]I’m gonna stay here, I’m gonna do some administrative work 我要留在这里，我需要做一些后勤工作
[03:47.60]and I’m gonna meet you there. 我们那边见
[03:51.28]It’s open mic night at The Coffee House. 咖啡屋今晚是开放之夜
[03:52.20]Coffee House is lame, dude. Come on-- 咖啡屋不好，兄弟 行了--
[03:55.80]all right! 好！
[03:56.24]Think fast. Boop! 快点想！
[03:58.48]Oh! 噢！
[04:00.40]Ow! 喔！
[04:05.44]# And I swear #
[04:07.48]- # By the moon and the stars... # - Jesus. 天哪
[04:09.76]- # In the skies... # - Looks like the Michael Bolton starter kit. 看上去像麦克尔伯顿套件
[04:11.36]# I’ll be there #
[04:15.44]# And I swear #
[04:18.04]# Like a shadow that’s by your side. #
[04:20.32]Showtime. 表演时间
[04:33.24]Come on! How long does it-- 快点！ 要多久--
[04:39.92]- Mistletoe. - Hello. - 槲寄生 - 哈喽
[04:42.08]- Oh my God! - Jamie! How are you? - 哦我的天！ - 洁蜜！你好吗？
[04:43.76]You’ve grown into such a beautiful young woman, 你长成个漂亮的大姑娘了
[04:48.08]hasn’t she, Chris? 是不是，克里斯？
[04:51.20]Ding-dong. 叮咚
[04:55.40]Dusty. Hey. Why? 达斯丁，嘿，怎么回事？
[04:59.12]Are you kidding, man? I love "The Notebook". 你开玩笑吗，伙计？ 我爱死了《恋恋笔记本》
[05:00.40]I mean, listen, I know it might sound 我是说，听着 我知道这听上去 |