[00:01.36]a little corny, maybe even a little femme, 有点天真 或许还有点女性化
[00:03.36]but I find something so resplendent 但是我找到一些灿烂的东西
[00:07.32]in the simplicity of Nicholas Sparks’ writing, you know what I mean? 从尼古拉斯 斯巴克斯简朴的写作中 你知道我什么意思？
[00:09.64]Nice outfit, by the way. Rock and roll. 很好的装备，顺便说一句 很摇滚
[00:11.68]Carol? 卡罗尔？
[00:13.28]Oh my God. 哦我的天
[00:17.80]- Carol... - Dusty, oh my goodness. - 卡罗尔... - 达斯丁，哦我的天
[00:20.76]- This is old-home week. - Oh, absolutely. - 这真值得庆祝 - 哦，绝对是
[00:22.96]- Is it okay that Dusty came? - Oh, it’s awesome that Dusty came. - 达斯丁来没事吧？ - 哦，达斯丁能来太好了
[00:27.40]Thank you. - Okay. - 谢谢你 - 好
[00:29.68]-...in the hospital. We got-- - Dust! -...在医院，我-- - 达斯丁！
[00:30.88]Hey, let’s hit the road. 嘿，我们出发吧
[00:31.10]Well, you kids have fun. 嗯，孩子们好好玩
[00:35.68]Oh, Carol, why don’t you come join us? 哦，卡罗尔，你为什么不和我们一起呢？
[00:36.76]She’s vacuuming. 她在打扫
[00:40.16]W-well, I’d love to, but l-- I wouldn’t want to impose. 嗯-嗯，我倒是愿意，但我-- 我不想强人所难
[00:41.80]- Oh, no imposition at all! - No. - 哦，怎么会呢！ - 不
[00:46.48]We’d love to have you, wouldn’t we, Chris? 我们希望你来，是不是，克里斯？
[00:49.16]Yeah, rad. Awesome. 对 太好了
[00:52.84]Mom’s coming. That’s good. 妈妈也来，真好
[00:54.16]- There’s a group now. - Yes! - 现在是一群人了 - 对！
[00:57.92]- It was us. It was us. - Oh, my darling. - 是我们，是我们 - 哦，亲爱的
[00:59.60]Oh my sweetheart. 哦我的甜心
[01:01.28]I love you so much. 我是多么的爱你
[01:10.44]- How much time do we have? - I’m not sure. - 我们还有多少时间？ - 我不确定
[01:15.24]Last time it was no more than five minutes. 上一次不超过5分钟
[01:20.60]I love you, angel. 我爱你，天使
[01:24.56]What happened to me? 我怎么了？
[01:25.48]This is so gay. 真是太变态了
[01:34.20]Oh, Dusty... 哦，达斯丁..
[01:41.08]Son of a bitch! Huh? 王八蛋！ 啊？
[01:46.32]Peanut. 小花生
[01:52.68]Oh, no. 哦，不
[01:58.08]# Forgiveness... #
[02:01.96]Show us your tits! 我们要看你的咪咪！
[02:03.96]- # Is more than saying sorry. # - Hey! Ashlee Simpson! 嘿！ 艾斯里 辛普森！
[02:07.80]Forgive this! 宽恕这个！
[02:11.28]Dusty, what kind of car is this? 达斯丁，这是什么车？
[02:13.28]Carol, this little Japanese princess here is called the Prius. 卡罗尔，这是一款名叫普雷斯的日本车
[02:14.88]I think it’s so neat that you kids 我们觉得你们这些孩子真懂事
[02:16.08]care about the environment. 是如此注重环境
[02:18.12]- I love the environment. - But honey, don’t you drive - 我爱环境 - 但是亲爱的，你不是开
[02:23.80]a Range Rover? Aren’t those bad? 蓝德路虎吗？ 那不好吗？
[02:26.68]Well, I had a really nice time tonight, 嗯，我今晚真的很开心
[02:29.32]and I hope we can do it again soon. 希望很快还有机会相聚
[02:29.88]Hey, Dusty, thanks for comin’. 嘿，达斯丁 谢谢你来
[02:32.68]Oh, listen, man, it was my pleasure, really. 哦，这是我的荣幸，真的
[02:35.48]Thank you all for having me. It was so nice. 谢谢你们带我玩 真好
[02:38.04]that you rinse that thing at least twice a day, okay? 你每天至少要把那东西 洗两次，好吗？
[02:38.52]And hey, before I forget, make sure 还有，在我忘了之前 记住
[02:41.68]Your mouth is a disgusting open cesspool 你的嘴就是个恶心的化粪池
[02:45.48]with germs and bacteria. Now put that back! 有各种细菌和微生物 放回去！
[02:48.68]- Christopher, put that back. - Put it back! - 克里斯，放回去 - 放回去！
[02:52.16]Thanks. 谢谢
[02:52.32]Hey, anyone want some cocoa? 嘿，有人要可可吗？
[02:54.72]Oh, Carol, you are so sweet! 哦，卡罗尔，你真好！
[02:57.32]And I would love to do that, except I volunteered at the hospital 我也很想 但我要去医院值班
[03:00.32]so that Paul could spend Christmas Eve with his family. 这样保罗可以回家和家人一起过圣诞夜
[03:02.76]- So, I kinda gotta get going. - Aw. - 所以，我得走了 - 啊
[03:04.84]That’s a drag. God! 真是遗憾，天哪！
[03:06.28]Hey, Jamie, what about you? 嘿，洁蜜，那你呢？
[03:12.36]- Ready? - Give me a Cougar roar. Cougar roar! - 准备好了？ - 给我来个狮子吼，狮子吼！
[03:16.28]Cookie Monster says the Cougars are 饼干怪兽说狮子是
[03:16.80]Aw. 啊
[03:19.48]great big cookies 最好的点心
[03:23.44]at the top of the jar. 在罐子的最上面
[03:26.12]Ladies and Gentleman, the amazing Chris Brander. 女士们先生们 非凡的克里斯 布兰德
[03:28.84]Oh my gosh, I remember this. 哦我的天 我记得这个
[03:31.40]He juggles three tennis balls, but gets bored very quickly 他在扔三个网球 但很快就累了
[03:34.16]and wants something else. 想玩点别的
[03:37.88]Shh-shh-shh, clear! 嘘-嘘-嘘，抢救！
[03:40.04]Clear! 抢救！
[03:45.04]That’s right, Jamie Palamino, 没错，洁蜜 帕拉米诺
[03:45.12]No kissing! 不要亲我！
[03:48.68]you’re my best friend! 你是我最好的朋友！
[03:51.08]I love you, Chris Brander. Mwha! 我爱你，克里斯 布兰德 呒啊！
[03:53.08]Mwha, mwha, mwha! 呒啊，呒啊，呒啊！
[03:55.44]Oh, your mom’s car. You see, this is more like you. 噢，你妈妈的车 你看，这个更像你
[03:58.76]Yeah, I’m gonna take it back to L.A. 对，我准备带回洛杉矶去
[04:07.20]- What? - Guess what I found? - 什么？ - 猜我找到了什么？
[04:08.76]- No, the tape I made you? - 1995. - 不，我给你录的带子？ - 1995年
[04:11.44]- "The Summer of Like." - Put it in. - “夏日钟情” - 放进去
[04:17.76]# Dun-nun-de-dun de-dun-dun-dun #
[04:29.64]Oh, God. 哦，天哪
[04:32.96]- Oh! - Oh my God, - 噢！ - 哦我的天
[04:35.24]I just peed a little. 我都快尿了
[04:37.64]- Good night, guys. - Good night, Chris. - 晚安 - 晚安，克里斯
[04:45.88]What’s up? 怎么了？
[04:46.08]- Little problem. - Where are you? - 小麻烦 - 你在哪？
[04:47.72]- The Metal Shop. - What?! - 红叶商店 - 什么？！
[04:49.16]Hey! Hey, ow! Ow! 嘿！嘿，哦！哦！
[04:52.20]- That’s it, bitch. It’s on! - Come on! - 够了，混蛋！ - 来啊！
[04:54.72]Ah! I’m gonna kill you! Not so funny now, bitch, huh?! 啊！我要杀了你！ 还有意思吗，混蛋，啊？！
[05:00.28]- Not so funny now?! - I’m sorry! I’m sorry! - 还有意思吗？！ - 对不起！对不起！ |