[00:09.26]And then the power went out. 就在这时候停电了
[00:23.58]Then, when the lights came back on in 40 minutes... 然后，当40分钟后灯光重新亮起．．．
[00:26.78]everyone had pretty much forgotten that l was talking... 大家都忘记了我要致词．．．
[00:32.58]and we never finished that part of the thing. 于是这部分仪式也就不了了之
[00:36.62]So my speech was, "When l think of my dad... 所以我的致词就是： 每当我想到爸爸．．．
[00:38.82]"l think of Bob Seger's Like a Rock.'' 我就会想起鲍勃·西格的《宛若山岩》
[00:45.06]That's all l said at my dad's living funeral... 这就是我在爸爸的生前葬礼上 作的全部发言．．．
[00:47.18]something about Bob Seger. 一句关于鲍勃·西格的话
[01:08.26]You've reached 272-7638. Please leave a message. 您拨通的是272-7638。请留言
[01:13.70]Dave, it's Mark Dersen from Hello America. 戴维，我是"你好美国"节目的 马克．德尔讯
[01:19.06]Can you give me a call back? l called a couple of times Friday... 可以给我回个电话吗？ 星期五我打来好几次．．．
[01:20.94]and l'm wondering why you haven't called me back. 不知道为什么你没回电
[01:25.82]lf l need to move down on my list, look, l need to know. Okay? 假如我必须考虑名单上的候补人选 请你给我个准信。好吗？
[01:27.70]lt's not "Hello, you know, whatever, Orlando." 这可不是开玩笑
[01:30.50]Look. l'm still jacked about you, Dave. 我还是非常希望你来干，戴维
[01:35.46]l just need to hear from you. Give me a call. 只要你给我个答复就行 给我回电吧
[01:47.58]Your phone's ringing. 你的手机响了
[01:50.38]l know. 我知道
[01:55.14]Why aren't you getting it? 为什么你不接？
[02:00.94]lt's the Bryant Gumbel thing. 是布莱恩特 甘宝的那件事
[02:03.38]So why aren't you getting it? 那你为什么不接？
[02:07.98]Did you bring that stuff? 你把那东西拿来了吗？
[02:09.10]lt's by the door. 就在门边
[02:17.70]You should get it. 你应该接电话的
[02:31.82]Fuck. 操
[02:33.74]lt was a McDonald's hot apple pie. 这是麦当劳的香辣苹果派
[02:36.62]They're not kidding. 他们没有骗人
[02:39.30]lt was hot. 确实很辣
[03:05.02]The other thing that gets to people... 我想，导致人们扔馅饼的．．．
[03:07.74]that leads to pies, l guess... 另一个原因是．．．
[03:12.70]are these catch phrases we're required to use... 我们为了让节目吸引人．
[03:13.30]to single the program out. 而使用的那些广告词
[03:15.66]lt gets under people's skin. 它会把人惹火
[03:17.94]Spritz Nipper. 斯普里兹大钳
[03:26.90]But the whole thing about all of it... 但是归根结底．．．
[03:29.18]all the getting hit with stuff... 说到被人扔东西．．．
[03:31.26]the whole thing is, who gets hit with a fucking pie, anyway? 最关键的是：什么样的人会被馅饼扔到？
[03:33.58]Did anyone ever throw a pie at Thomas Jefferson? 有人朝托马斯·杰弗逊扔过馅饼吗？
[03:35.98]Or Buzz Aldrin? l doubt it. 巴兹·奥尔德林*呢？我想没有 （*第二位登上月球的宇航员）
[03:38.94]But this is like the ninth time l got.... 可我好像已经是第九次被扔．．．．
[03:41.34]Clowns get hit with pies. 小丑才会被馅饼扔到
[03:57.94]-Fuck! -l'm Mike's father! Here's your shit! -操！ -我是迈克的父亲！这是你的狗屁东西！
[04:08.74]l saw you buy this at the mall on North Avenue! 我看见你在北方大道的商场买的！
[04:12.22]And l'm telling the cops, too! 我也会这么跟警察说！
[04:13.70]So you can cut your crap about Mike jacking your wallet! 所以你趁早收回那些屁话！ 迈克才没偷你的钱包！
[04:23.58]He's just a kid. See! 他还是个孩子。明白吗！
[04:24.54]He looks grown, but he's just a kid! 他个头挺大，可还是个孩子！
[04:29.82]You fucking asshole. 你这混账王八蛋
[04:37.62]l mean, l'll bet no one ever threw a pie at, like... 我敢打赌，从来没人拿馅饼砸过．．．
[04:39.38]Harriet Tubman, the founder of the Underground Railroad. “地下铁道”*的创建人哈丽特·塔布曼 （*帮助黑奴逃出南方的秘密渠道）
[04:43.14]l'll bet you a million fucking dollars. 我敢跟你赌一百万美元 |