[00:04.64]- Oops. - Uh-oh. - 哎呀 - 噢噢
[00:07.12]Oops. 哎呀
[00:08.20]Uh-oh. 噢噢
[00:09.04]- Table for one. - Only the lonely. - 一个人的桌子 - 只有孤单的人
[00:11.20]- Serving only the lonely. - It's lovely out here. - 只服侍孤单的人 - 这外面真美
[00:14.32]- It's chilly, isn't it? - Do you know anyone we know out here? - 有点冷，不是吗？ - 外面这里有我们认识的人吗？
[00:17.44]- No. I used to. - Who's that? - 不，有个我曾经认识的人 - 那个人是谁？
[00:18.24]She looks like someone we used to know. 她看起来像是某个我们曾认识的人
[00:20.24]She was the most romantic, happy person who loved love. 她曾经是最浪漫的，最快乐的 喜欢爱的人
[00:24.88]Then she turned into a shriveled twisted... 后来她转变成枯萎的，偏执的…
[00:27.84]Stop. 住嘴
[00:28.40]I think... 我认为…
[00:31.96]you need to tell Greg that you're scared. ?需要告诉葛雷，?害怕
[00:35.68]You know, you think this is fear. 你知道，你认为这是恐惧
[00:40.12]This is instinct. 这是本能
[00:41.00]Avoiding pain is how humans have survived. 避免痛苦，是人类幸存的方法
[00:43.08]You think we'd still be here if we didn't know... 你认为如果我们不知道 "看，有一只牙齿锐利的老虎…
[00:46.68]"look, there's a saber-toothed tiger. Let's run before it eats us"? 在牠把我们吃掉以前快跑吧" 我们还能在这里吗？
[00:51.32]Honey, did you just see your mom? 亲爱的，?刚才有看到你妈吗？
[00:52.36]I did. 有啊
[00:56.60]Let go. 放手吧
[00:59.60]Forgive the past. 原谅过去
[01:01.72]- Hey. What is that? What are you doing? - It's a moment. - 嘿，那是干嘛？你们要做什么？ - 温馨片刻
[01:06.08]Can we give you some advice? 我们能给?一些建议吗？
[01:09.52]No. 不要
[01:15.00]All right, bring it. 好吧，说吧
[01:18.76]Woo him. 追…他
[01:36.04]<i>You baked him muffins?</i> ?烤松糕给他吃？
[01:38.84]<i>Isn't that a tiny bit "think of me as your cousin Ethel"?</i> 是不是有一丁点"把我想成 是你的堂妹艾瑟儿"的意思？
[01:43.44]Really? It took me all night to think of that. 真的吗？它是我花了整夜才想到的
[01:46.92]This is hard. What do guys like besides pizza and morning sex? 这真是很难，除了披萨和早上的 性爱外，男生还喜欢什么？
[01:49.24]Okay, I have to focus. I have to focus. 好，我必须集中，我必须集中
[01:53.64]I have to think, what does he want? What does he want? 我必须想，他想要什么？ 他想要什么？
[01:57.76]Because he will call me, he will call me. 因为他会打电话给我的 他会打电话给我的
[01:59.96]<i>He will call me.</i> 他会打电话给我的
[02:05.44]So... 所以…
[02:05.84]he sent a thank you note? 他送来一张感谢卡？
[02:09.16]Still no call? 还是没打来吗？
[02:13.60]What does this even mean? What does it mean? 这甚至是什么意思？这是什么意思？
[02:15.52]"Genevieve, thank you for the gifts. "珍娜，谢谢?的礼物
[02:17.08]Grrrrrrreg." 葛…雷"
[02:20.36]I don't... I don't know what else to do. 我不…我不知道还能做什么
[02:21.56]I've sent Rangers tickets and chocolates and "Simpsons" DVDs. 我已经送了游骑兵队的票 巧克力和"辛普森家庭"DVD
[02:26.32]I mean, I don't get it! What do men want? 我是说，我不懂！男人到底要什么？
[02:28.80]A cellulite seaweed wrap, a diamond dog collar, and a karaoke machine. 一次脂肪海藻瘦身，一个钻石 狗项圈，和一台卡拉OK机怎样？
[02:31.84]Karaoke's a no. 卡拉OK就免了
[02:40.40]- Can I cancel it? - No. We'd be out of business. - 我能取消它吗？ - 不 我们会没生意的
[02:49.44]It's gonna suck. 这会很糟糕的
[02:50.16]Yes, but it always does. 是的，但总是那样子的
[02:58.04]Roses For Whatever. 无论如何玫瑰花店
[03:02.36]A thank you note? 一张感谢卡？
[03:03.72]She sent you all those gifts and you didn't call? 她送给你那么多礼物 而你竟然没打电话去？
[03:07.08]I wanna call. 我想打的
[03:11.64]Am I an idiot? 我是个白痴吗？
[03:11.72]In general? I don't know. 一般来说吗？我不知道
[03:15.80]Love makes you crazy. You should call her. 爱使你疯狂，你应该打给她的
[03:17.40]I said horrible things to her. What do I say now? 我对她说了可怕的话 现在我该说什么？
[03:23.76]And the probability ratio of a failed relationship working... 还有一个失败的关系机率比…
[03:25.36]zero to none. 是零到没有帮助的
[03:28.96]But this never was a relationship. 但这从未是一种关系啊
[04:15.00]（距情人节只剩一天）
[04:25.44]Come on! 拜托！
[04:29.00]Stupid fake holyday. 愚蠢的假节日
[04:29.08]I know! It's just a day of pressure, isn't it? 我知道！只是个有压力的一天 不是吗？
[04:33.80]I mean, even if you're in a relationship, which I'm not... 我是说， 即使你是 处在一种关系里，还好我没有…
[04:35.68]it's just a day that makes you feel inadequate. 只是一个让你感到不恰当的一天
[04:39.12]Am I doing enough for this person? Did I get a big enough gift? 我为这个人做得够多吗？ 我会收到一个够大礼物吗？
[04:40.36]Do I even know this person? 我甚至了解这个人吗？
[04:41.72]And what about those candy hearts? "Be Mine". 那些心型糖果呢？"做我的情人"
[04:45.16]Like you gotta be somebody's to matter, right? 好像你必须是某人才会在意，对吗？
[04:48.44]I mean, I'm not anybody's now, but I've been, before. 我是说，我现在不是某人 但我曾经是
[04:58.28]Chocolates for Genevieve! 给珍娜的巧克力！
[05:00.44]Happy Valentine's Day! 情人节快乐！ |