[00:03.61]But this isn't about us.
[00:05.60]Whatever happened to that part in the Jimmy lng movie? I'm perfect for that.
[00:10.43]Well, he's taking a breath.
[00:14.27]- He's what? - He's taking a breath.
[00:17.15]He's pausing before deciding.
[00:19.13]He's hemming and hawing and taking a breath.
[00:21.76]And this is only going to make him breathe more.
[00:24.73]- What do we do? - Asphyxiate the son of a bitch.
[00:28.47]- We generate a little positive PR. - What are you, an interpreter?
[00:31.71]I'm saying we just need to do something, Tad,
[00:36.31]to remind Jimmy lng and America that you are the boy next door.
[00:40.95]I am the boy next door,
[00:42.04]if you happen to live in a very dysfunctional neighborhood.
[01:23.74]Congratulations. You've eaten your body weight in Pringles.
[01:29.46]What's your favorite Pringle?
[01:31.38]Sour cream and onion or original?
[01:34.04]Well, the sour cream and onion has a very strong taste.
[01:38.10]So if you're eating a small amount, half a can, you want that strength.
[01:41.72]But if you're eating more, you want the original. lt's a cleaner flavor.
[01:45.72]Wait until you discover barbecue flavor. You'll finally become a woman.
[01:50.58]How's Modern Grocer treating you over there, Pete?
[01:54.13]This is the swimsuit issue.
[02:01.69]- Oh, my God. - What is it?
[02:04.82]- Win a date with Tad Hamilton. - What?
[02:07.48]lt's to benefit Save the Children.
[02:09.62]- That is so like him. - Saving children. I know.
[02:12.69]Ohhh!
[02:16.41]- Should I enter? - Why not?
[02:19.38]Sure. Heaven is just a mouse click away.
[02:24.63]A mouse click and 100-buck donation.
[02:25.81]We can raise 100 bucks.
[02:33.27]- With your permission, Petey. - I'm sorry?
[02:39.09]- Paper or plastic? - Paper, please.
[02:41.08]Would you help Rosalee win a date with Tad Hamilton and help Save the Children?
[02:46.26]I certainly would.
[02:52.66]- Aren't these great? - The best.
[02:55.67]Along with a $125 check
[02:58.32]in recognition of yet another Piggly Wiggly Store Manager of the Month Award.
[03:02.58]- Congratulations. - Thank you, Mr. Ruddy.
[03:05.40]So, Pete, when do we lose you to Richmond?
[03:07.99]Because you're running out of wall space here.
[03:11.80]Well, I got my acceptance letter to Virginia State.
[03:15.03]- That's good. - And I got my student loan.
[03:18.39]So, there's just one more thing.
[03:22.36]- What? - There's someone here that l...
[03:27.51]I need to have a discussion with
[03:29.46]about the going to Richmond with me issue.
[03:36.18]Jars are full.
[03:40.47]I love everybody in this store so much.
[03:42.39]Sorry for interrupting. Sorry.
[04:02.16]It was nice to meet you.
[04:04.59]It was nice to meet you, too.
[04:06.58]- Good night. - Good night.
[04:13.33]- Are you taking off? - Yes, sir.
[04:15.03]Muchas gracias.
[04:16.37]Hasta el proximo miercoles.
[04:20.02]I am the Albanian one, Mr. Hamilton.
[04:23.15]I'm sorry. Could you tell the other one...
[04:26.16]"Muchas gracias" and "hasta el proximo miercoles. "
[04:29.74]- Will do. - Thank you. |