[00:03.68]We'll have fun... 我们会玩得很开心
[00:04.56]because I am all about fun. 因为我是一个大玩家
[00:10.68]Okay, folks, our first guest tonight is an amazing survival story. 今晚第一位来宾曾经死后复生
[00:14.04]Please welcome Benny the dog. 请热烈欢迎小狗班尼
[00:24.24]So welcome to the show. Thankyou verymuch forbeinghere. 欢迎 谢谢你
[00:25.36]我有好多问题
[00:26.32]- You bet. My pleasure. - I have so many questions. 我的荣幸
[00:29.00]To start off, tell us all what has happened to Benny. 先说说班尼发生什么事
[00:30.88]What'sBennybeen through? 它经历过什么
[00:33.72]Well, Benny fell into the water near our home. 班尼跌进我家附近的河水
[00:36.84]And he was frozen in the Skykomish River. 在寒冬中被冰冻起来
[00:40.52]In Washington. 在华盛顿州
[00:41.12]它失踪了三个月后我去钓鱼
[00:42.60]I went fishing, thinking he'd been gone now for three months. 没错
[00:45.56]And l see him in a block of ice. 在一个冰块中看到它
[00:47.56]He is thawed out now. Is that correct? 它应该解冻了吧
[00:51.08]He's not moving a lot. l'm worried. 它动也不动 我很担心
[00:56.12]ShouldI get out some tongs? l'm worried about the dog. 你要我去拿冰夹吗
[00:58.20]No, he's fine. He's just lost a little bit of his friskiness. 它只是没以前那么活泼好动
[01:02.72]I would think so, yeah. 苏菲亚 是大卫
[01:04.72]It's David. l'm back in your life. 我回来了 我今天见过你
[01:07.60]I saw you earlier today.
[01:09.00]I was just watching our old friend Benny the dog... 我看到咱们的老朋友小狗班尼
[01:13.24]on Conan... 去上脱口秀
[01:15.32]and I thought of you. 所以我想到你
[01:18.72]Whatever. 反正呢
[01:21.08]今天见到你真好
[01:24.28]I loved seeing you today.
[01:25.08]So I will see you soon. 希望很快见面
[01:31.16]You're a great dancer. 你是很棒的舞者
[01:35.80]Bye.
[02:24.76]- What you drinkin'? - Nothing. 要喝什么？
[02:25.28]不用
[02:29.44]l'm in the mood for a cheap, sugary, overpriced rhum and Coke. 我很想喝莱姆酒加可乐
[02:30.12]- So you want one? - Is there any other kind? 你要吗
[02:32.60]有何不可
[02:34.24]l'll get us some. 我去买
[02:36.80]Where is the bathroom? 洗手间在哪儿
[02:38.80]It's behind... over there by the place... 就在后面那儿
[02:41.48]by the girl who looks like Bjork. 在像碧玉那女孩身边
[02:44.72]我要不要……
[02:45.52]- l'll be right back. - Maybe I should... 我马上回来
[02:45.84]喂……
[02:47.60]Hey, man, you look good. How's your book? 你的气色很好 小说怎么样
[02:51.68]- Take it off. - No, this is a facial shield. 脱下来
[02:53.72]不 这是面膜 对身体有益
[02:54.28]It's an aesthetic prosthesis these fucking doctors...
[02:55.68]医生吩咐的
[02:59.68]Take off the mask, man. It's freaking me out. 脱下来 很恐怖耶
[02:60.32]I can't. 不行
[03:02.24]It's my face. This is my face. 这就是我的脸
[03:05.12]Trust me. It's a little different. 相信我 这不是你的脸
[03:08.20]lf you're embarrassed, just go. Nobody asked you to chaperone. 不想看就走 你不必来陪我
[03:14.52]- Sofia asked me. - What? 苏菲亚请我来的
[03:16.52]She didn't want to be alone with me? That's bullshit! 她不敢自己来
[03:17.56]少来 我自己都能接受了
[03:17.64]Because I think l'm being pretty fucking cool about this whole thing.
[03:21.08]Talk to a shrink. 去找心理医生吧
[03:23.08]Or you can call me sometime instead of hiding in your apartment. 或是找我 别一直躲起来
[03:25.36]Don't take it out on a girl you only met once. 别对你只见一次面的女孩发飙
[03:30.20]Did she say that... 她这么说 只见一次面
[03:31.12]once? 她这么说吗
[03:34.40]Did she say that I met her once? 别这样 我怀念以前的你
[03:36.40]Just cut it out, okay?
[03:37.88]I miss the old you.
[03:39.44]We all miss the old you... 大家都怀念以前的你
[03:41.44]because the new guy is shit. 现在的你是大烂人
[03:48.92]That came out wrong. I love you. 我说错了 我还是爱你
[03:49.40]Period. 你的手怎样
[03:50.88]- How's your arm, man? - Fuck you, Brian. 去你的
[03:54.96]How 'bout... 这样吧 别可怜我
[03:57.36]no sympathy. 你办得到吗
[03:58.04]How 'bout that's the deal we make, okay?
[04:13.36]Give me a Budweiser and a shot of tequila. 百威啤酒和龙舌兰酒
[04:15.72]What kind of tequila? 哪个牌子
[04:19.28]哪一个牌子
[04:19.48]- What did you say to me? - I said, what kind of tequila? 你说什么
[04:24.08]Why don't you ask me to my face, bitch? 你不敢看我吗 婊子
[04:30.44]Patr髇, if you have it. 贝隆牌龙舌兰 |