搞笑的辞职理由（在线收听）

 Although common sense dictates a graceful exit when you're leaving a company, there are always going to be some who slip up. Staffing agency Office Team recently conducted a survey among more than 1,300 employers who divulged some of the strangest reasons former employees have given them when resigning from their jobs. Here are a couple of doozies:

尽管辞职的时候有个正常的理由能体面离开，但总是有些人会拿出奇怪的理由辞职。最近，人事机构办公室团队在1300多位雇佣者中间做了一项调查，这些雇佣者透露了部分千奇百怪的离职理由。下面就为你列举16条奇葩理由：
? "A guy said he was making too much money and didn't feel he was worth it."
? “某个家伙说，工资太高，他受之有愧。”
? "The worker told us he just couldn't get up in the morning."
? “有个雇员跟我们说，他就是早上起不来。”
? "He quit because he didn't like the way the office smelled."
? “他辞职的理由是，他不喜欢办公室的味道。”
? "An individual did not like the sound of file cabinets being slammed."
? “某个人不喜欢档案柜猛撞的声音。”
? "One person quit to watch a soccer tournament."
? “有个人辞职是为了看足球联赛。”
? "We had someone leave because he had to stay home to feed his dog."
? “有个人辞职是为了在家喂狗。”
? "An employee left because he wanted to watch a movie with his girlfriend during work hours."
? “有个雇员辞职的理由是他要在工作时间陪女友看电影。”
? "A person quit because he hated the carpet."
? “有个人讨厌这里的地毯所以就走了。”
? "He just walked out without a peep. We have no idea why he left, and we were not able to contact him."
? “他一声不响就走了，我们不知道他离开的原因，也没办法联系到他。”
? "One worker left to become an apple farmer."
? “有个雇员走是为了做个种苹果的农民。”
? "A staff member quit to climb Mount Everest."
? “有个人辞职是为了爬珠穆朗玛峰。”
? "There was an individual who left to play the trombone."
? “有人为了吹长号辞职了。”
? "Someone left because her boss lost the dog she had given him."
? “有个人辞职是因为她上司把她送的狗弄丢了。”
? "Our employee said he was joining the circus."
? “一个雇员说，他要加入马戏团。”
? "One person left because she lost her cell phone too many times at work."
? “有个人因为工作时丢了很多次手机，于是就走了。”
? "An employee said it was his routine to change jobs every six months."
? “有个雇员跟我说，他每六个月要换份工作，这是惯例。”
Although you may be tempted to leave a job in a manner of your choosing (especially if you harbor negative feelings), it's best to reconsider your approach.
尽管你可能因为自己的选择（尤其是当你怀有负面情绪时）很想辞职，但最好再三审视一下辞职的理由。
"How you leave a job can be just as important as what you did while you were there," said Robert Hosking, executive director of Office Team. "Regardless of the reason for resigning, making a graceful exit by tying up loose ends and thanking colleagues shows your professionalism and can help you down the road in your career."
“辞职的理由就跟你从事过的工作一样重要，” 办公室团队的执行董事罗伯特?霍斯金这样说道。“不说辞职原因，就说做好善终工作体面离职和跟同事道谢，这两件事都能体现出你的职业精神，并能帮你铺平职业道路。”
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