[00:03.42]Oh, my God! 喔，天啦

 

　　[00:05.90]No, wait. 不，等等

 

　　[00:06.90]I really should go. 我真的要走了

 

　　[00:07.94]I can't. No, listen... 我不行 不，听

 

　　[00:10.26]trace his family back to Machiavelli. 是Machiavelli的后代

 

　　[00:10.34]Bernardo Salviati can actually... Bernardo Salviati 实际...

 

　　[00:12.90]Huh. 噢

 

　　[00:25.06](Sarah) Oh, wow. That's a big house. (莎拉) 喔，噢 好大的屋子

 

　　[00:29.02]Nextron's thinking of buying it. 尼克松正考虑买下它

 

　　[00:31.10]Turn it into a resort complex. 变成一个综合性的旅游圣地

 

　　[00:44.14]Buon giorno, Bernardo! 你好, 伯纳多

 

　　[00:46.30]Peter, hello. 彼得，你好

 

　　[00:49.14]Good to see you. 很高兴见到你

 

　　[00:49.18]Bernardo, Sarah McNerney. 伯纳多 莎拉·麦克勒尼

 

　　[00:53.10]Ciao, Bernie. 你好，伯尼

 

　　[00:55.58]Tell me, pretty one. 听我说，很漂亮

 

　　[00:57.98]What brings you to Venice? 是什么把你带到威尼斯来了？

 

　　[01:00.86]I'm on my honeymoon. 我正在度蜜月

 

　　[01:02.22]Your honeymoon? 你的蜜月？

 

　　[01:03.22]Yeah. 是的

 

　　[01:04.22]But she's so young to be married. 她还这么年轻就结婚了

 

　　[01:05.30]Why does everyone keep on saying that? 为什么每个人都这么说？

 

　　[01:08.78]Where's your husband? 你丈夫在哪儿？

 

　　[01:10.10]Oh, I'm going to meet up with him... 哦，我正打算与他汇合...

 

　　[01:11.58]you know... later. 你知道... 等一会儿

 

　　[01:16.74]I was married for 27 years before my wife pass away. 我和我死去的妻子已经结婚27年了

 

　　[01:17.82]Yeah. 是的

 

　　[01:24.10]Believe me... 相信我...

 

　　[01:25.42]the first months are the most difficult. 第一个月最难捱了

 

　　[01:31.18]Bernardo here's a... 伯纳多，有点

 

　　[01:34.46]Hmm. 嗯

 

　　[01:34.62]a little bit of a romantic. 浪漫

 

　　[01:35.82](Whispering) I love that. (低语) 我喜欢

 

　　[01:40.62]Let's have a drink. 让我们喝一杯

 

　　[01:43.90]You're on the radio? That's awesome! 你主持广播节目？ 太可怕了

 

　　[01:44.30]Please. 请

 

　　[01:46.98]So... 那么...

 

　　[01:50.34]when are we gonna go back to... neeno, neeno, neeno? 我们什么时候回去...尼洛，尼洛，尼洛？

 

　　[01:56.18]l... Uh, I can't do that. 我... 我不行

 

　　[01:56.54]Oh... Ha ha. Yeah. 哦... 哈哈

 

　　[02:00.22]What? 什么？

 

　　[02:00.90]Don't tell me all the cute conversation... 请不要告诉我我们刚才的谈话...

 

　　[02:01.98]and air humping is leading nowhere! 都是白搭

 

　　[02:04.66]No! Oh... 不，哦...

 

　　[02:06.94]Okay, you mean... 好的, 你的意思是...

 

　　[02:07.34]Ohhhh! 哦

 

　　[02:11.14]when are we gonna... 当我们...

 

　　[02:13.02]Ahhhhh. 啊哈

 

　　[02:14.02]Okay. All right. 好吧

 

　　[02:17.30]So I'm gonna go and hit the... 我要先去...

 

　　[02:20.66]do that thing. 去做那件事

 

　　[02:23.06]- Cool. - Okay. - 酷 - 好的

 

　　[02:25.94]I'll be waiting. 我等着

 

　　[02:42.02]Whoa! 哇

 

　　[02:44.70](Groaning) And the hits just keep on coming! (呻吟) 为什么我老是遇到这种事

 

　　[03:00.34]Ciao. 你好

 

　　[03:00.90]Can I get the, uh, key to 309, please? 请给我309房的钥匙，好吗？

 

　　[03:03.50]Oh, and do you know if my wife's up in the room? 哦，你知道我妻子在上面吗？

 

　　[03:06.50]A good husband knows... 一个好丈夫应该知道...

 

　　[03:08.18]where his wife is at all time. 他妻子成天在哪儿

 

　　[03:10.86](Chuckles) And a good maitre d' (咯咯笑) 一个好服务生应该

 

　　[03:11.54]answers questions when he's asked. 有问必答

 

　　[03:21.98]Look, I'm not gonna pay you for an answer. 看，我不会为你的回答付钱的

 

　　[03:23.90]In this case, you should. 在这种情况下，你应该付钱

 

　　[03:37.10]Your wife is in a car... 你妻子上了一辆车...

 

　　[03:39.78]with Mr. Prentiss. 和普冷提斯先生一起

 

　　[03:39.98]on her way to Salviati's... 去萨维亚提了...

 

　　[03:42.10]Mr. Peter Prentiss? 彼得·普冷提斯先生

 

　　[03:46.54]Hmm? Oh. Of course. 嗯？对，当然

 

　　[03:49.82]What's Salviati's? 萨维亚提在哪儿？

 

　　[03:52.14]and most beautiful estates in Venice. 也是威尼斯最美丽的房子

 

　　[03:54.30]Maybe Mr. Peter will buy it. 彼得先生可能要买下它

 

　　[03:55.90]Of course Mr. Peter will buy it. 当然 彼得先生会买下的

 

　　[03:58.06]All right. Where is this place? 好了 那个地方在哪儿？

 

　　[04:04.06]Hmm? 嗯？

 

　　[04:06.46]You can't go. 你不能去

 

　　[04:07.50]You will be shot on sight. 你会被开枪打死的

 

　　[04:10.10]Okay, that's... 好吧，那是...

 

　　[04:12.90]When are they coming back? 他们什么时候回来？

 

　　[04:13.38]Uh... 哦...

 

　　[04:14.66]Your wife and Mr. Peter are out for the evening. 你妻子和彼得先生晚上出去了

 

　　[04:18.14]You know what? Naw, forget it. 你知道什么? 现在，你还是忘了吧

 

　　[04:20.86]I'm not going to be waiting here for her when she gets back. 我就不等她回来了

 

　　[04:25.22]Oh, no! 喔，不！

 

　　[04:30.10]I can't make out a word. 我没有表达清楚

 

　　[04:37.34]I want to say that, but l... 我想说的是，我...

 

　　[04:42.02]Salute. 干杯

 

　　[04:42.54]Salute. 干杯

 

　　[04:43.02]Sarah. Sarah. Sarah. 莎拉，莎拉，莎拉

 

　　[04:48.10]Maybe we should switch to water, huh? 也许我们应该喝水

 

　　[04:53.38]I think we should go find Tom now. 我认为我们现在应该去找汤姆

 

　　[05:01.42]That was the longest freakin' piss in Italian history. 那也许是意大利历史上最长时间的小便了

 

　　[05:06.46]Hey. Wendy, uh... 嗨，温迪，哦...

 

　　[05:07.94]I couldn't find you in the crowd. 我在人群中找不到你

 

　　[05:13.54]That's cool. Are you ready to go? 很酷 你要走了吗？

 

　　[05:15.50]Uh... yeah. 嗯... 是的

 

　　[05:17.30]Listen, um... 听着...

 

　　[05:20.30]walk you back to your hotel... 陪你走回旅馆...

 

　　[05:20.42]why don't I just, uh... 为什么我不能...

 

　　[05:21.90]and drop you off? 而是要放你下来

 

　　[05:23.34]That sounds like a plan. 听起来像早有计划

 

　　[05:25.46]Okay. Um... 好吧...

 

　　[05:28.46]What hotel are you staying at? 你在哪个旅馆？

 

　　[05:29.42]what hotel are you staying at? 你在哪个旅馆？

 

　　[05:31.90]Uh, the Gianna. 哦，吉安拉

 

　　[05:33.22]Oh, my God! Me too! 哦，天啦！ 我也住那儿

 

　　[05:35.58]Hey. 嗨

 

　　[05:39.26]Wow. 喔

 

　　[05:55.66]This is like a Twilight Zone. 就像贫民窟

 

　　[05:56.30]Oh, my God. 喔，天啦

 

　　[05:58.18]I couldn't agree with you more. 我同意

 

　　[06:12.98]We're here. 我们到了

 

　　[06:19.22]Damn. I don't have my key. 该死的，我没有钥匙

 

　　[06:20.22]Can I use your phone? 我可以用你的电话吗？

 

　　[06:22.50]Yeah, to call downstairs... 是的，打到楼下...

 

　　[06:22.70]My... My phone? 我的... 我的电话？

 

　　[06:26.18]for my key. 取我的钥匙

 

　　[06:31.10]Yeah. 好的

 

　　[06:35.94]Oh, oh, oh. 喔，哦，哦

 

　　[06:37.62]Slow down there. 慢点儿

 

　　[06:39.82]I think you got the wrong room. 我想你走错了房间

 

　　[06:40.82]Aaah! 啊哈

 

　　[06:45.30]Oh, my... 哦，我的...

 

　　[06:47.26]Whooo. Oh, God. 噢，天啦

 

　　[06:51.46]Insult me, radio man! 来干我吧,节目主持人

 

　　[06:56.10]I'm... I'm on my honeymoon. 我... 我正在度蜜月

 

　　[06:57.98]Ew. 哦

 

　　[07:00.26]Yeah. Ew. 是的，哦

 

　　[07:02.18]I'm telling you... 我告诉你...

 

　　[07:03.18]You pig! 你这个猪

 

　　[07:27.82]Grazie. 谢谢

 

　　[07:28.94]Thank you. 谢谢

 

　　[07:34.78]What? What? 什么？什么？

 

　　[07:35.58]Hey. 嗨

 

　　[07:38.98]What? 什么

 

　　[07:39.98]I can't take this anymore. 我把持不住了

 

　　[07:43.70]I'm on my honeymoon! 我正在度蜜月

 

　　[07:47.98]Gosh.! 混蛋

 

　　[07:48.38]Calm down. 冷静

 

　　[07:51.90]You were just doing the same thing with Wendy. 你刚才干了和温迪同样的事情

 

　　[07:54.06]You have no right to be angry. 你没有权利生气

 

　　[07:54.66]You slut! 你这个荡妇

 

　　[07:55.74]Excuse me? 对不起？

 

　　[07:57.02]You had your tongue down his throat. 你把你的舌头都伸到他的嗓子里了

 

　　[07:58.62]I saw it out the window! 我刚才在窗口看见了

 

　　[08:03.02]Did you see me slap him, then? 你看见我打他了？

 

　　[08:05.02]Oh, don't give me that. 哦，别给我讲这个

 

　　[08:06.10]Some part of you wants him. Just say it! 也许你心里想要他呢 承认吧

 

　　[08:10.70]Fine. 谢谢

 

　　[08:11.54]I'm not gonna lie anymore. 我再也不撒谎了

 

　　[08:13.46]Certain things would be easier given his background... 有些事情说出来更好解决...

 

　　[08:18.22]and a small part ofr me thought... 我是有点想...

 

　　[08:19.02]that I wanted that once... 我曾经想过...

 

　　[08:20.42]A very small part. 只有一点儿

 

　　[08:27.06]Why would you invite him on our honeymoon? 你为什么要在我们的蜜月邀请他？

 

　　[08:29.66]I didn't invite him. 我没有邀请他

 

　　[08:32.66]I don't know how he found us. 我不知道他怎么发现我们的

 

　　[08:33.54]Oh, yeah? Oh, well, maybe it was magic. 喔，是吗？好吧，也许有魔力

 

　　[08:38.10]No, Peter must be a warlock. 不，彼得一定是个魔术师

 

　　[08:46.14]That's yours. 那是你的

 

　　[08:46.38]Yeah, sure. 是的，当然

 

　　[08:48.22]It matches perfect with my red leather panties! 和我的红色皮裤很相配

 

　　[08:53.42]I met a woman at a bar. 我在一个酒吧遇到了一个女人

 

　　[08:55.58]Nothing happened. 没有发生什么

 

　　[08:58.46]You picked up a total stranger at a bar... 你在酒吧搭上了一个完全的陌生人...

 

　　[09:00.30]brought her back to our honeymoon suite... 把她当作我们的蜜月随从...

 

　　[09:02.18]and took off her disgusting red bra. 然后脱掉了她的令人讨厌的红色胸罩

 

　　[09:04.14]No, no, no. The bra just jumped off her bare naked breasts. 不不不，只是胸罩恰巧从她的裸胸上掉下来了

 

　　[09:08.14]Sarah... 莎拉...

 

　　[09:08.94]No, no, no. The bra just jumped off her bare naked breasts. 不不不，只是胸罩恰巧从她的裸胸上掉下来了

 

　　[09:10.90]You sit there and make me feel guilty for a kiss... 你坐在那儿，让我吻你都感到有罪恶感...

 

　　[09:14.70]A kiss that I didn't even want in the first place. 这个吻甚至都不是我主动的

 

　　[09:16.98]Don't tell me you didn't want it. 不要说你不想要

 

　　[09:19.14]You wanted it! I could see from the balcony... 你想要 我从阳台上看到了...

 

　　[09:22.34]that you wanted it.! 你想要的

 

　　[09:27.02]I'm sorry! Oh, my God! 对不起，哦，天啦

 

　　[09:27.82]Son of a beeyatch! 妈的

 

　　[09:32.30]- Oh! Okay! Okay! - (Knock On Door) - 好吧，好吧 - (敲门)

 

　　[09:33.94]Who is it? 是谁？

 

　　[09:35.74](Man) Room service. (M男人) 客房服务

 

　　[09:37.78]- Just... - (Knocking) - 只是... - (敲门)

 

　　[09:41.90]No, go away! 不要，走开

 

　　[09:43.82]Listen, I'm leaving. Last chance. 听着，我要走了 最后一个机会

 

　　[09:44.90]Come with me to Seattle. 跟我去西雅图

 

　　[09:48.46]Hello, Peter. So glad you could join us. 你好，彼得 很高兴你加入我们

 

　　[09:52.18]Welcome to the honeymoon from hell, shitheel! 欢迎从地狱来度蜜月，妈的

 

　　[09:55.54]I think it's time for Peter and I to tangle! 我想是时间我和彼得角斗了

 

　　[09:57.14]What are you doing, Tom? 你在干什么，汤姆？