[00:03.30]Shut up, Peter! 闭嘴，彼得

 

　　[00:04.46]Tom, you're acting like a crazy person. 汤姆，你就像一个疯子

 

　　[00:06.18]Maybe it's 'cause I just got hit in the head... 也许是我刚才头被人...

 

　　[00:08.46]with a 1 0-pound ashtray! 用了一个10磅重的烟灰缸砸了

 

　　[00:11.06]I gotta warn you, Leezak. 我警告你，理查克

 

　　[00:12.50]I studied karate with a Chinese grand master. 我跟一个中国大师学过空手道

 

　　[00:17.30]Yeah? Well, I hope he showed you... 是吗？好吧，我希望他能向你展示一下...

 

　　[00:18.62]how to pull a fire poker outta your ass! 如何从你屁股里拉出一根火红的签子

 

　　[00:21.90]Tom, put the poker down. 汤姆，把签子放下

 

　　[00:27.98]Fredo, call the police! 弗雷多，叫警察来

 

　　[00:29.62]Polizia.! Polizia.! 警察！警察！

 

　　[00:30.62]Move! Move! Move! 跑啊！跑啊！跑啊！

 

　　[00:39.06]You sat... 你糟踏了...

 

　　[00:42.46]You heard us take our vows! 你听见了我们的誓言

 

　　[00:46.22]And you still have the nerve... 而你仍然要...

 

　　[00:49.34]to show up on our honeymoon... 在我们的蜜月来炫耀...

 

　　[00:51.70]- Whoa! - With my wife! - 哇 - 并且是和我妻子

 

　　[00:58.06]- Run, you coward! - Get him! - 滚开，你这个懦夫 - 拿住他

 

　　[01:00.62]You stay away from my wife! 你离我妻子远点儿

 

　　[01:08.42]Wait. Wait. Stop. That's my husband. Please. 等等，等等，停 那是我丈夫

 

　　[01:20.62]Who? 谁？

 

　　[01:21.34]Maybe they were right. 也许他们是对的

 

　　[01:26.70]Everyone. 每个人

 

　　[01:27.50]They said that we were too young... 他们说我们太年轻了...

 

　　[01:31.18]and that we needed to get to know each other better. 我们还需要互相了解多一点

 

　　[01:35.82]Maybe they were right. 也许他们是对的

 

　　[01:39.42]Maybe love isn't enough. 也许光有爱是不够的

 

　　[01:47.78]What'd he say? 他说什么？

 

　　[01:49.14]Peter just bailed us out. 彼得刚才保释我们出来的

 

　　[01:56.10]That's... That's just jim-dandy. 那... 那真是不错啊

 

　　[01:57.62]Forget it. 算了吧

 

　　[02:00.38]I'm going home. 我要回家

 

　　[02:00.78]Yeah, me too! 是的，我也要回家

 

　　[02:05.06]Passports, please. 护照

 

　　[02:08.74]Are you leaving with any fruit, vegetables... 你们带水果，植物...

 

　　[02:09.86]or any currency in excess of $1 0,000? 或者超过1万美金的现金了吗？

 

　　[02:12.74]No. No, but my husband does have... 没有，没有，但我丈夫有...

 

　　[02:16.70]two pounds of hash hidden in his rectum. 两磅炒肉丝在他的直肠里

 

　　[02:31.22]The first sex I had on my honeymoon... 我蜜月的第一次做爱...

 

　　[02:35.26]was with a man named Santino... 是和一个叫桑提罗的男人...

 

　　[02:36.90]and you're laughing? 你在开玩笑？

 

　　[02:40.34]Excuse me, stewardess, can l... 对不起，空姐，我能...

 

　　[02:47.30]Uh, could I get, uh, one of those, uh... 喔，用一下那些...

 

　　[02:50.30]doughnut pillows for... 枕头...

 

　　[02:53.38]Yeah. Right away. 好的，马上

 

　　[02:56.74]Sweet girl. 多好的姑娘

 

　　[03:03.82](Sarah) Excuse me. Sorry. (莎拉) 对不起

 

　　[03:04.82]Aaah! 啊哈

 

　　[03:21.02]I feel like we've been married for 50 years. 我觉得我们就像结婚了50年一样

 

　　[03:25.18]Oh, you should be so lucky. 喔，你太幸运了

 

　　[03:30.26]Want to tell me what really happened with Red Bra? 你想告诉我那个红色胸罩到底是怎么回事吗？

 

　　[03:30.46]You want to tell me how Peter ended up at the same hotel? 你想告诉我彼得是怎么在我们那家旅馆的吗？

 

　　[03:35.82]What? What? What are you lookin' at? 什么？什么？ 你看见什么啦？

 

　　[03:36.98]I hope you used a rubber. 我希望你用了避孕套

 

　　[03:37.78]No, I didn't. It didn't get that far. 不，我没有 还没有到那个程度

 

　　[03:41.38]I hope Peter used one though. 虽然我希望彼得用

 

　　[03:42.58]Oh, they don't sell condoms that big. 喔，他们没有卖那么大号的

 

　　[03:44.66]Ha. Ha. Ha-ha. 哈哈，哈哈

 

　　[03:46.06]Yeah, that's funny. That's fun... Hear that? 是的，很好笑 很好笑... 听见了？

 

　　[03:49.06]We got a comedian on the plane. 我们这儿有个喜剧演员

 

　　[03:50.74]Yeah. You're a laugher. 是的，你是个笑匠

 

　　[03:51.90]You... You want a laugh? 你... 你想笑吗？

 

　　[03:52.74]You think I'm really funny? 你认为我真的很搞笑？

 

　　[03:54.18]I'm gonna move out when I get home. 我回家后要搬出来住

 

　　[03:55.70]- The second we get home. - Excellent. Know what? - 一回家马上搬 - 很好，知道什么吗？

 

　　[03:56.10]Great! That's great! 很好！ 非常好！

 

　　[03:59.50]- I'm done talking now. - Me too. - 我说完了 - 我也是

 

　　[04:04.34](Tom Narrating) And that was it. (汤姆说) 就这样

 

　　[04:05.34]Game over. 游戏结束

 

　　[04:18.74]What's up? 怎么样？

 

　　[04:19.34]Is she there now? 她现在在那儿？

 

　　[04:19.74]She came back to the apartment. 她回公寓去了

 

　　[04:22.34]No, she left. 不，她走了

 

　　[04:24.02]Did she say anything? 她说什么了吗？

 

　　[04:24.82]She took all her stuff. 她把她的东西都拿走了

 

　　[04:26.02]It can't be good. 不是很好吗？

 

　　[04:28.58]Oh, and she left you this. 哦，她给你留下了这个

 

　　[04:33.90]Let's see. 让我们看看

 

　　[04:38.94]Beer? 啤酒？

 

　　[04:39.74]Come on, man. 来吧，伙计

 

　　[04:43.94]You're gettin' divorced. 你已经离婚了

 

　　[04:45.82]Breakfast beer is a must. 早餐必定要喝啤酒

 

　　[04:49.50]I need to talk to my dad. 我要同我爸爸谈谈

 

　　[04:51.74]Sure. 当然

 

　　[04:52.38]Gimme a lift? 搭我一程好吗？

 

　　[04:57.62]Gonna tell me what you're chewin' on? 要告诉我你在干什么吗？

 

　　[05:01.38]I just don't know if love is enough anymore. 我只是不知道只否有爱就足够了

 

　　[05:06.18]What do you mean, "enough"? 你什么意思，"足够"？

 

　　[05:08.46]I mean... 我的意思是...

 

　　[05:08.78]even if Sarah and I do love each other... 即使我和莎拉互相爱慕...

 

　　[05:13.82]maybe we did need more time to get to know each other. 也许我们确实需要更多的时间来了解对方

 

　　[05:21.02]So... (Clears Throat) 那么... (清清嗓子)

 

　　[05:24.18]What you're saying here is... 你是说...

 

　　[05:25.38]you had a couple of bad days in Europe... 你们在欧洲过得很不好...

 

　　[05:27.06]and... it's over. 而且... 结束了

 

　　[05:31.34]Time to grow up, Tommy. 该长大了，汤姆

 

　　[05:36.58]Some days your mother and me loved each other. 有的时候，你母亲和我相亲相爱

 

　　[05:40.30]Other days we had to work at it. 而有的时候我们得努力维持这种生活

 

　　[05:41.74]You never see the hard days in a photo album... 你绝想不到在照片薄 之外的那些艰辛日子...

 

　　[05:45.62]but those are the ones... 但是那些相片...

 

　　[05:48.22]that get you from one happy snapshot to the next. 记录下的都是你的一个 又一个幸福瞬间

 

　　[05:53.02]I'm sorry your honeymoon stunk... 我很抱歉你的蜜月泡汤了...

 

　　[05:53.18]but that's what you got dealt. 但是那是你的教训

 

　　[05:56.98]Now you gotta work through it. 你现在应该学会处理 你自己的生活

 

　　[05:59.46]Sarah doesn't need a guy with a fat wallet... 莎拉并不需要一个有钱人...

 

　　[06:02.66]to make her happy. 来让她快乐

 

　　[06:05.62]I saw how you love this girl. 我知道你有多喜欢这个姑娘

 

　　[06:05.70]How you two lit each other up. 你们两个是如何互相爱慕的

 

　　[06:11.98]She doesn't need any more security than that. 没有什么比这个更 让她觉得安全的了

 

　　[06:19.66]Thanks, Dad. 谢谢你，爸爸

 

　　[06:22.70]Is it over? 完了吗？

 

　　[06:27.82]Not even close. 还没完

 

　　[06:34.54](Yuan) What do you do here, Tom Leezak? (袁) 你在这儿干什么，理查克？

 

　　[06:37.54]You no allowed here no more. 你不能来这儿 不行

 

　　[06:39.98]Me no jack-in-box. 我不是玩具盒

 

　　[06:42.58]You jack-in-box! Go away now! 你是玩具盒 现在走开

 

　　[06:46.30]Don't make me break my foot off in your ass. 不要让我踢你的屁股

 

　　[06:48.30]All right. Look, Yuan. I just need to talk to her. 好吧，看，袁 我只是想跟她谈谈

 

　　[06:49.78]Relationship over. 你们完了

 

　　[06:51.62]She no like you anymore. 她不再喜欢你了

 

　　[06:53.22]Open the goddamn gate! 把这该死的门打开

 

　　[06:54.22]Shut up, Kyle! 闭嘴，凯利

 

　　[06:55.02]Look, Yuan, did she actually say those words to you? 看，袁，她真的这么对你说的？

 

　　[07:00.02]She said you have kee-kee with bimbo. 她说看见你和荡妇鬼混

 

　　[07:02.58]Same thing. 差不多就是这样

 

　　[07:02.66]All right. We are not leaving this intercom... 好吧，我们不要在对讲机上讲...

 

　　[07:06.94]until Sarah herself confirms... 让莎拉自己出来讲...

 

　　[07:07.94]that she is shit-cannin' Tom! 她不再爱汤姆了

 

　　[07:11.54]All right. Damn it! You are... 好吧，见鬼，你是...

 

　　[07:11.70]Or not. 或者不是

 

　　[07:15.50]That is damn straight! This is my wife! 见鬼了 这是我妻子

 

　　[07:17.02]Now, open up the gate! 快开门

 

　　[07:18.66]Can't we just give the guy... 我们能不能给这个家伙...

 

　　[07:19.66]a chance to explain? 一个解释的机会？

 

　　[07:22.14]Don't even think about it, Dickie. 想都不要想，迪克

 

　　[07:24.02]Either you're gonna open the gate... 要不你就开门...

 

　　[07:24.38]Look, here's the deal. 看，就是这样的

 

　　[07:26.86]or I'm gonna open the gate. Either way, I'm comin' in! 要不我来撞门 不管怎样,我都要进去

 

　　[07:30.02]We'll sic the hounds on you, Leezak. 我们要放狗咬你，理查克

 

　　[07:33.02]Bring 'em on, Willie! 带他们进来，韦利

 

　　[07:48.62]What's going on? 怎么了

 

　　[07:49.38]I'm gonna have to ram the gate. 我要撞门了

 

　　[07:50.02]You leave me no choice. 你让我没有选择了

 

　　[07:52.46]Oh, I am so down with that. 喔，我就要撞了

 

　　[07:57.26]Call the cops. 叫警察

 

　　[07:57.54]What do we do now? 我们怎么办？

 

　　[08:00.34]We call SWAT team on your ass. 我们要叫特种部队来打你的屁股

 

　　[08:01.62]I'm ramming the gate. 我要撞门了

 

　　[08:03.58]I don't know if you're hearing... 你听见了没有...

 

　　[08:06.02]but I am going to ram your gate. 但我就是要撞门

 

　　[08:09.50]What is the commotion in here? 这儿有骚乱吗？

 

　　[08:13.18]Tom ram gate. 汤姆要撞门

 

　　[08:20.90]What the hell is this? 到底怎么回事？

 

　　[08:21.98]It's go time. 该走了

 

　　[08:29.38]Aaah! 啊哈

 

　　[08:30.62]Oh! 喔

 

　　[08:43.26]That is one strong gate. 这是一扇奇怪的门

 

　　[08:50.26]Tom? 汤姆吗？

 

　　[09:04.02]Look, Yuan, Willie, whoever else is listening. 看，袁，韦利 不管是谁，听着

 

　　[09:10.90]You don't want me to be with Sarah... 你们都不想让我和莎拉在一起...

 

　　[09:13.70]and I can't change that. 我不能改变什么

 

　　[09:15.50]I don't know where we're gonna be... 我不知道我们...

 

　　[09:19.18]in 1 0, 20, 40 years. 10年，20年，40年后我们在哪儿

 

　　[09:20.94]I don't know who we're gonna be. 我也不知道我们会成为什么人

 

　　[09:24.46]I don't know if I'm ever gonna be able... 甚至不知道我是否还能...

 

　　[09:27.42]to give her all of this. 把我的所有一切都给她

 

　　[09:27.78]There are a million things that I don't know. 有很多事情我都无法预知

 

　　[09:33.86]But there's one thing that I do. 但是有一件事情我知道

 

　　[09:37.46]And that's that I love Sarah. 那就是我爱莎拉

 

　　[09:38.86]And I am going to love her day in and day out... 我会日日夜夜爱她...

 

　　[09:43.70]for the rest of my life. 直到我的生命终止

 

　　[09:49.98]Now, will you please... 现在，请你们...

 

　　[09:51.54]please... 请你们...

 

　　[09:53.94]open the gate so I can tell that to my wife. 看门，让我可以和我的妻子说我爱她