[00:03.60]No, no, come on! Come on, people!
[00:05.60]Are you just gonna let him murder me?
[00:07.90]Wait!
[00:13.61]I am not worthless, okay?
[00:16.21]Look at this party. Look at all my friends.
[00:20.95]Cause brain damage.
[00:24.82]Whoa, whoa, whoa.
[00:27.36]Thank God, Coach Raupp.
[00:28.96]Ladies.
[00:30.99]Some ground rules.
[00:32.49]- You’re not gonna stop it? - Look, all I want is a fair fight.
[00:35.86]Fair fight? Look at his arms, they’re like redwoods.
[00:39.10]Yeah. Aren’t they great?
[00:40.70]Okay. Pretty simple.
[00:42.60]No biting, scratching, hair-pulling. None of that sissy stuff, okay?
[00:47.28]- Headbutt? - Definitely.
[00:48.91]And remember, once your opponent loses consciousness...
[00:52.58]the beating is over.
[00:54.15]Okay?
[00:55.75]And...
[00:57.49]fight.
[01:02.46]Cooverman, Bison pride.
[01:04.93]No, I’m not gonna fight him.
[01:06.93]Don’t be such a pussy, pussy. Come on.
[01:09.86]Look, Kevin, you’ve won, okay?
[01:13.70]You got the girl...
[01:15.10]you’ve humiliated me in front of all my peers.
[01:17.94]I apologize and surrender unconditionally.
[01:24.75]Denis.
[01:26.75]Denny, your face.
[01:28.42]Wow. Ha, ha. Oh, man! That was great.
[01:32.69]Are you okay?
[01:34.96]Get up!
[01:37.59]- You can take him. - No, no.
[01:39.69]You can do this.
[01:41.46]Get up! Come on.
[01:44.37]Hey!
[01:46.40]Leave my friend alone!
[01:52.14]Let’s get him.
[01:57.51]Whoa, whoa, whoa. Timeout, Salo...
[02:05.85]That all you got, son, huh?
[02:21.84]Now, Denis, where were we?
[02:47.90]Denis Cooverman.
[02:52.90]Come on.
[02:57.34]Where do you think you’re going?
[03:03.51]Okay, time to get in the car! Get in the car.
[03:06.08]Denis! Come on.
[03:14.92]Watch it!
[03:25.63]Do you know how many laws you just broke?
[03:28.64]Grand theft auto, Criminal destruction of property...
[03:31.11]assault with a deadly weapon, Aggravated battery...
[03:33.91]Leaving the scene of an accident, Speeding, and now Failure to stop!
[03:38.25]- That’s seven, at least! - That’s a new record!
[03:42.05]I don’t think that’s a record.
[03:44.29]I think you should pull over.
[03:46.12]- Pull over, Beth. - Ha.
[03:47.66]Hey, how about this? How about:
[03:49.89]"Thank you. Thank you, Beth, for saving my life again?"
[03:53.90]Saving my life? Saving my...?
[03:57.83]You’re the one who almost ran over me with a military vehicle...
[04:00.94]owned by some homicidal rage ape you call a boyfriend...
[04:03.80]Who’s been trying to kill me all night!
[04:05.81]You’re spitting your blood at me! Pbbt.
[04:08.11]You’re supposed to keep your bodily fluids to yourself.
[04:10.88]You know what? This is not fun anymore.
[04:17.62]Who said it’s supposed to be fun?
[04:39.34]Everybody out.
[04:45.48]Uh-uh. No, no, no. What are we doing here?
[04:48.82]I have a key to the school.
[04:50.48]You have a key to the school.
[04:52.29]Head cheerleader is a position of trust and responsibility.
[04:55.72]- Heh, heh. Fools. - Ha, ha, ha.
[05:04.56]Come on, Denis. This is the least illegal thing we’ve done all night.
[05:08.20]Sit. You’ll enjoy it.
[05:15.54]- Ready, girls? - Yes.
[05:17.61]Five, six, seven, eight!
[05:20.11]Are you ready? Ready for the best
[05:23.24]B-G, number one Oh, yeah, nothing less.
[05:26.61]Five, six, seven, eight!
[05:29.42]We’re going to the top, we can’t be stopped.
[05:32.75]Come on, girls. Yell yellow!
[05:35.49]Yellow.
[05:36.99]Yell blue!
[05:38.36]Blue!
[05:39.99]Mighty Bisons Oh, yeah, let’s fight.
[05:43.13]Ready and slow it down.
[05:46.07]Can you feel it? What? Can you feel the heat?
[05:50.27]Yellow and blue. Oh, yeah, how sweet.
[05:54.18]Ready and last time
[05:57.01]with spirit and spark. We steal the show.
[06:00.55]Mighty Bisons, kiss, kiss Gotta go!
[06:04.12]Yeah!
[06:27.88]Let’s hit the showers.
[06:29.94]- Showers! Showers! - Yay!
[06:33.95]Let’s go! Come on, hurry! Showers!
[06:47.10]- They’re hitting the showers. - Yeah.
[06:49.60]Come on!
[06:51.07]I... I... I’d love to. I just, um...
[06:54.07]- I don’t think we were invited. - Uh, I’m pretty sure we were.
[06:59.84]You know, Rich...
[07:03.41]you don’t have to prove anything.
[07:28.87]Some woman.
[07:31.91]Oh, yeah.
[07:34.21]I said yes, immediately. I was like...
[07:39.28]- Sorry. Denis.
[07:46.05]Don’t be shy.
[07:57.23]God.
[07:58.73]Oh.
[08:04.54]Hey, space boy. Come get wet.
[08:13.55]That invitation good enough for you?
[08:17.09]I just don’t think we should be...
[08:19.85]Stop! Stop thinking with your brain, dude.
[08:22.76]- I don’t wanna ruin anything. - There’s nothing left to ruin!
[08:27.13]You know, except maybe this.
[08:29.60]And this, my friend, is a rare occasion.
[08:32.57]Chances like this don’t come along every day.
[08:34.77]In fact, they never come along.
[08:36.40]This does not happen!
[08:38.07]Are you guys coming?
[08:40.98]"Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary."
[08:46.71]Robin Williams, and your dad.
[08:51.29]I’m just trying to make it through the night alive, okay?
[08:56.32]You’re not alive unless you’re living.
[09:00.93]Who said that?
[09:04.23]I think I did.
[09:09.24]"Here’s Johnny!"
[09:25.75]Carpe diem.
[09:46.17]Beth.
[09:48.54]Gotta tell you, you’re in for a treat.
[09:52.01]Been reading a few of my mom’s ladies magazines...
[09:55.82]and they’ve got a couple secrets on how to ultimately pleasure you.
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