[00:28.46]power of the Force, Return ofthe Jedi Luke Skywalker in... 以原力之名，穿着战斗外衣归来的

 

　　[00:35.42]batte poncho. 杰迪·卢克·天行者 （指挥官是漫画人物，天行者是星战的主角）

 

　　[00:35.50]（他们在用各自喜欢的 虚拟人物玩偶为赌注打牌）

 

　　[00:39.98]Wow. 哇哦

 

　　[00:44.46]We fold. 我们不跟了

 

　　[00:50.38]Which is better? Three A's or two of the cards with the ladies on them? 哪个更大？三条A还是两个Q？

 

　　[00:55.22]You dope. What? - 你个蠢货 - 怎么了？

 

　　[00:57.22]If you have both, it's a full house. 要是你两样都有，那就是葫芦（扑克术语 这种组合是比较大的牌）了

 

　　[00:59.06]How is it you always win at cards, but you can't make it from Junior Tiger Guide to Tiger Guide? 玩牌你总是赢，为什么你成不了兄弟会的 的正式成员呢？

 

　　[01:05.26]It's one badge, OK? It's one badge. 那就是个徽章，不是么？就是个章子而已

 

　　[01:07.54]Knots are hard. 我不会系鞋带

 

　　[01:09.74]Does anyone know anotherword for "douchebaggery"? I don't want to use it a third time. 有人知道“个人主义者”的同义词吗？ 我不想第三次用这个词了

 

　　[01:14.82]Gurkin, no one reads yourwhiny blog anyway. 省省吧，古尔金，没人看你那个满篇牢骚 的blog

 

　　[01:18.06]Peoplespunisher.com is not about being read. It's about being written. Peoplespunisher.com是用来写的，不是用 来读的

 

　　[01:27.14](electric crackling)

 

　　[01:35.10]Good morning, Embele. 早安，埃姆贝雷

 

　　[01:38.14](laughs, speaks African language)

 

　　[01:44.78](rainfall)

 

　　[01:45.10]Where do you think he goes? 猜猜他去哪？

 

　　[01:49.18]Outside, alady waits. She wears jean pants and looks very sad. (yawns) 外面，有位女士，穿着牛 仔裤，眼神忧郁

 

　　[01:55.98]There's a girl outside? Yes! 外面有小妞？棒！

 

　　[01:56.82]Am I looking good? Yes. 我看起来够帅吧？那当然

 

　　[02:00.82](yawns)

 

　　[02:06.02](gasps) Oh, it's the bathroom babe! 哇，是那个“厕所宝贝”

 

　　[02:08.98]I'm gonna go work the Spanky magic. 斯班奇的魔法奏效了

 

　　[02:14.86](sobs)

 

　　[02:32.94]Ahem!

 

　　[02:35.60]Sorry. You probably don't want me sitting out here. 对不起，坐在这里碍你们的事了

 

　　[02:41.38]And I understand, especially you. 我明白，特别是你

 

　　[02:44.34]And you were right about the whole Kappa thing. 关于Kappa的事情你是对的

 

　　[02:46.02]I'll go. 我要走了

 

　　[02:52.54]Did they really make you sing Oeline Dion? 她们真让你唱Celine Dion的歌？

 

　　[02:55.62]Yeah. 是的

 

　　[02:57.70]Do you need a place to stay? 想找个地方待会吗？

 

　　[03:12.22]Guys, this is Sydney. 伙计们，这位是希德尼

 

　　[03:13.78]Uh, she needs a place to stay. 她要找个容身之处

 

　　[03:16.06]She gave up her dorm room to pledge Kappa. 她放弃了Kappa的宿舍

 

　　[03:20.46]Sydney, these are the guys. 希德尼，我来介绍一下这些家伙

 

　　[03:22.22]Gurkin. 古尔金

 

　　[03:25.90]Terrence. 泰伦斯

 

　　[03:28.62]George. 乔治

 

　　[03:32.70]Jeremy. 杰里米

 

　　[03:32.94]Don't forget me. Oh, of course. Skoozer. - 别忘了我 - 哦，那是斯库泽

 

　　[03:37.82](whispers) Jeremy's shy. He had several therapists as a kid. 杰里米很害羞，像个小孩子

 

　　[03:39.82]One of them recommended a puppet. He never stopped using it. 有人建议他找个木偶，他离不开那玩意儿

 

　　[03:44.98]You'll get used to Skoozer. Yeah, it's OK. - 你会习惯斯库泽的 - 没什么

 

　　[03:47.06]As long as he doesn't hump my bunny slippers. 只要它不叼我的兔拖鞋就行

 

　　[03:49.34]No promises. 说不定

 

　　[03:50.74](laughs) (barks)

 

　　[03:50.86](small explosion)

 

　　[03:58.02]Uh... Ah.

 

　　[04:00.82]That's Embelackpo Akimbatunde. We just call him Embele. 那是埃布拉克巴·阿克米图德，我们叫他 埃姆贝雷

 

　　[04:04.30]He's from Nigeria and hasn't adjusted to the time change. 他从尼日利亚来，还没有倒过时差

 

　　[04:08.26]His days and nights are actually reversed. 过着黑白颠倒的日子

 

　　[04:11.26]Jetlag, huh? When did he get here? 是时差反应？他来了多久了？

 

　　[04:13.90]Three years ago. 三年了

 

　　[04:17.58]Thank you. 谢谢

 

　　[04:17.60]Of course! I have to invert the ratio. 对啊！我应该把比率转换过来

 

　　[04:26.38]Oome on, Bilbo. 我们走，比波

 

　　[04:28.42]And what exacty is he doing? We have no idea. - 他在做什么？ - 我们也不知道

 

　　[04:35.42]Welcome to the Vortex. 欢迎来到涡流居

 

　　[04:51.90](coughs)

 

　　[05:05.50](boy) Sydney? Oh, hi. Oome in. - 希德尼？ - 喔，进来吧

 

　　[05:07.18]Hi. Uh... 你好，啊…

 

　　[05:11.30]I'm sorry. I know it can be alitte spooky up here at night, so I brought you this. 很抱歉，我知道这里晚上有点诡异 我给你带来了这个

 

　　[05:16.02]That nightlight has gotten me through some pretty tough times. 这个夜光灯陪我度过了许多难熬的夜晚

 

　　[05:21.34]Oh. Thanks, that's really sweet. 谢谢，它很可爱

 

　　[05:28.18]Hey, is that Dark Fury numberfour? Yeah. - 那是《星际传奇》第四卷？ - 是啊

 

　　[05:30.78]The one with the first appearance of... (both) The Emerald Mask. 翡翠面具…第一次登场

 

　　[05:32.86]You know, you may be more Vortex than Kappa after all. 也许涡流居比Kappa会更适合你

 

　　[05:38.74]So, uh, are you all set? Do you need anything? 都安顿好了么？你还需要些什么吗？

 

　　[05:41.62]A hypoallergenic pillow? Humidifier? Dehumidifier? Ionizer? 低变应原枕头？增湿器？减湿器？ 空气清新器？

 

　　[05:46.30]Nope. I think I'm all good on the medical-supply front. 不，我想我不用吃什么药

 

　　[05:48.54]Are you sure? There's alot of dust. 你确定？这里灰很大啊

 

　　[05:51.14]I've actually got loads of allergy medicine. 实际上我有一大堆抗过敏药

 

　　[05:54.94]You? Allergies? I neverwould've guessed. 你？过敏？我早就猜到了

 

　　[05:55.82]Just the usual - dairy, wheat, peanuts. 对普通的东西我也会过敏，奶制品、小麦、 花生

 

　　[05:58.58]Bee stings, cats... Wow, that's alot of... - 蜜蜂、猫… - 哇，太多了

 

　　[06:02.06]Pollen, wood... 花粉、木材…

 

　　[06:05.82]Afew others. Uh, but it's getting late. You're probably tired. 还有其他，喔，很晚了，你一定累了

 

　　[06:10.50]Well, yeah. Public humiliation can be pretty tiring. 嗯，当众被人羞辱是会让人疲劳

 

　　[06:15.18]Yeah, I know. 嗯，我明白

 

　　[06:16.30]Oh, um, I don't know if you need any sort of special... 嗯，我不知道你是否需要些…

 

　　[06:20.86]lady products. 妇女用品

 

　　[06:23.18]No, no. I'm good. Thanks, though. 喔，不，不需要，谢谢

 

　　[06:26.54]Thanks for everything, Lenny. 谢谢你，兰尼

 

　　[06:29.58]Hey. (chuckles)

 

　　[06:30.10]I don't know if you, uh... need to do anything... 我不知道…你是否想做些什么…

 

　　[06:35.30]Spanky, go. 斯班奇，出去

 

　　[06:35.74](groans)

 

　　[06:37.74]Sorry about that. Um... Let me know if he bothers you. 很抱歉，他再骚扰你就告诉我

 

　　[06:41.54]Spanky's kind of... Well, he really likes girls, but he doesn't know many. 斯班奇有点…他很喜欢女孩子 但又了解的不多

 

　　[06:48.78]But he keeps himself happy. 但他自己还是挺开心的

 

　　[06:49.90]You may find this hard to believe, but, um, most of the guys here don't have alot of experience with girls. 也许你很难相信，这里的家伙都对女生一 知半解

 

　　[06:57.34](# "Also Sprach Zarathustra"by Richard Strauss)

 

　　[07:03.62]Dudes... that thing has touched boobs. 伙计们…就是这东西包裹着咪咪

 

　　[07:11.18]Of course. 对啊

 

　　[07:14.02]The sturdy, breathable fabric is designed to maintain mammary elasticity. 结实而透气的布料被设计用来保持乳房的弹性

 

　　[07:18.42]Shut up, Terrence! You're ruining the moment for me. 闭嘴，泰伦斯，你把我的想法搞乱了

 

　　[07:26.66](phone rings)

 

　　[07:33.60]Hello. Oh, hey, Dad. Did I wake you? - 你好 - 老爸，吵醒你了吗？

 

　　[07:39.22]What? Are you kidding? How was the big dance? 什么？开玩笑呢吧？舞会怎么样？

 

　　[07:42.14]That's actually why I was calling. 那就是我给你打电话的原因

 

　　[07:48.06]Well, come on. I've been waiting up to hear. Tell me all about it. 来吧，我等了很久了，说给我听

 

　　[07:51.54]It was great. Yeah, it's all very exciting. 舞会很棒，很刺激

 

　　[07:55.98]Sydney, I'm sure that your mom is right there taking it all in with you. 希德尼，我相信你母亲在你身边护佑着你

 

　　[07:58.66]I know. 我知道

 

　　[08:00.94](sighs) That's what I keep thinking. 那是我一直在想的事

 

　　[08:07.50]Good night, sweetie. Night, Dad. - 晚安，宝贝 - 晚安，老爸

 

　　[08:25.34]Oh! 哇！

 

　　[08:28.18]Um... this place is a deathtrap. 这地方到处是陷阱

 

　　[08:29.90]How about some repairs? 为什么不修修呢？

 

　　[08:35.26]Sydney, don't start. 希德尼，别提了

 

　　[08:36.06]You know why we can't get any damn repairs? 为什么我们不他妈的修理？

 

　　[08:38.74]I'll tell you why. Oampuswide systematic Greek oppression. 让我告诉你，学校受联谊组织操控

 

　　[08:42.62]Read peoplespunisher.com if you wanna know more. I did a whole series on it. 想知道更多就去peoplespunisher.com看看 吧，我全写在上面了

 

　　[08:48.78]I don't know what needing repairs has to do with the Greek system. It isn't Greek. 我还不知道必要的维护和联谊会有什么关系 这不关它的事啊

 

　　[08:53.34]Precisely! That's the problem. Rachel Witchburn and the Greeks run the student council. 那就是问题所在！雷切尔·威奇伯恩和 联谊组织把持着学生会

 

　　[08:57.54]The student council dictates all budget appropriations. 而学生会掌管着所有的预算

 

　　[09:02.58]Over the past 14 semesters, 87.3%/ of all campus-event funding 在过去的14个学期，87.3%的校园活动经费流入了 联谊体系的腰包

 

　　[09:05.30]has been devoted to the Greek system.

 

　　[09:09.74]Are you kidding me? 你逗呢吧？

 

　　[09:13.34]I don't kid. (gurgling) 我从来不逗

 

　　[09:15.62]Ooh. 喔

 

　　[09:17.22]Won't be long now. 这不会太久了

 

　　[09:17.98]Why is everyone on this campus willing to let Rachel Witchburn run theirlives? 为什么所有人都任由雷切尔·威奇伯恩 胡作非为？

 

　　[09:24.74]'Oause she... she's kind of... 因为她…她有点儿…

 

　　[09:30.22]scary. 恐怖

 

　　[09:34.18]Hey, Rachel! 嗨，雷切尔！

 

　　[09:38.86]Oheck it out. The diet's working. I lost 5 pounds. 你瞧，节食有效果了，我减掉了5磅肉

 

　　[09:45.94]I think your ass found it. 我想你的屁股比我发现的早

 

　　[09:48.90](Tyler) Hey! 嗨！

 

　　[09:50.22]Hey! Sydney. 嗨，希德尼！

 

　　[09:53.58]Sydney. 希德尼

 

　　[09:57.38]Hi. Listen, aboutlast night... 听我说，昨天晚上的事…

 

　　[09:58.14]Last night? Hm, wait, let me think. 昨晚？嗯，让我想想