[00:39.14]Looks like shit. 烂草一堆

 

　　[00:51.86]I hated going to school here. 还让我来学校，真讨厌

 

　　[00:54.58]Fuck, I’m hungry. I should’ve gone to Starbucks on the way here.妈的，饿了… 刚才应该去星巴克买点东西吃

 

　　[00:57.58]片名：赘婿比尔

 

　　[00:58.66]Why did I have to marry into a family that needs to donate things like chapels? 老婆她老爸要捐一座礼拜堂 怎么让我摊上了这种老丈人？

 

　　[01:09.10]They hate that I’m married to their daughter. 自打我入赘，他们就看不惯

 

　　[01:10.46]They hate that I’m working at their bank. 我在他家银行做事，他们看我就有气

 

　　[01:14.18]I hate that I’m working at their bank. 其实这事儿我也不乐意

 

　　[01:18.90]Next summer, they want to go shoot an elephant. 明年夏天，他们还要去猎杀大象

 

　　[01:20.46]Who the fuck wants to shoot an elephant? 有没有搞错，猎杀大象？

 

　　[01:21.82]I’ll probably have to shoot an elephant. 我也只好硬着头皮陪他们

 

　　[01:27.50]I’m waxy. 我的面色好苍白啊

 

　　[01:30.46]The fuck, I’m old. It’s depressing. 靠，我都这么老了，真丧气

 

　　[01:33.74]I don’t want to be old. 我可不可以不要变老啊

 

　　[01:34.78]I’m gonna be old and waxy and working at a bank. 我会变成一名年老体弱的银行职员

 

　　[01:36.50]And now my pants are riding up my ass. 我的裤腰也越来越紧了…

 

　　[01:39.98]Do not tell the principal that I’m here. 别跟校长说我在这儿

 

　　[01:51.02]Fuck. 靠

 

　　[01:54.78]Did someone just run through here? 刚才有人跑进来么？

 

　　[01:58.02]Uh, no. Not that I know of. 呃，就我所知，没人进来

 

　　[02:01.70]Why? What’s going on? 怎么了，出什么事了？

 

　　[02:04.50]Just thought I saw one of the kids running in here. 我好像看见有个孩子跑了进来

 

　　[02:04.70]Nothing. 没什么

 

　　[02:06.98]No, it’s just me. 没有，那个人大概是我吧

 

　　[02:10.58]Oh, hey, Bill. 你好，比尔

 

　　[02:12.42]So this is a, uh, pretty big day for your family. 今天对你家来说是个大日子啊

 

　　[02:16.26]You know, your father-in-law’s really outdone himself this time. 你岳父这次真是令人刮目相看啊

 

　　[02:19.22]The John Jacoby Family Chapel. “约翰·雅各比家族礼拜堂”

 

　　[02:23.02]He is truly a godsend. 他是神的使者

 

　　[02:25.10]I heard he might run for mayor, and to tell you the truth, I’d vote for him. 听说他有心参选市长 告诉你，我一定会投他一票的

 

　　[02:27.14]He’s a hell of a guy. 他真是个好样的

 

　　[02:28.82]Um... 呃…

 

　　[02:30.78]Hey, um, 我说

 

　　[02:34.54]did anyone mention to you about the new mentor program that we’re doing here? 有没有人跟你说过 我校最新设立的导师计划？

 

　　[02:36.78]No. 没有

 

　　[02:39.22]Kids love the program, and it helps them think about their futures. 孩子们都很喜欢这项计划 有助于他们规划各自的将来

 

　　[02:41.90]You know, if you’re interested, you should sign up today. 如果你有兴趣，今天就可以报名

 

　　[02:43.46]We’ll set you up with a student. 我们会为你安排一位学生

 

　　[02:45.30]Yeah. I’m sure. Why not? 好啊，可以，没问题