"Let's go, don't cover for him anymore. Where is he?"

"I don't know."

"I thought you knew."

"I don't know where he is."

"Well..."

"I think Ryan Seacrest is likely at hermetically sealed bubble or somewhere."

"We're going to find him, we're begging him out of that seal."

"Why do you want to do find Ryan at here?"

"Just say you're Wolf Blitzer and it's part of the fiscal cliff. By the way, the fiscal cliff is totally Ryan Seacrest's fault."

"Do you still think Ryan Seacrest is trying to kill you?"

"I know he's trying to kill both of us, you won't believe me. Ask Carly Ray Jepsen."

"First of all, all these people are plants, they are clearly Ryan Seacrest moles. And they are allowing you into a self-offensive..."

"You think..."

"I know he does. He bought Time Square."

"Why weren't we invited to his pre-show party?"

"Oh my god, it's so much fun there."

"Did you invite you again? Did he send you a gift, he send me a gift."

"Which I thought was like a dominant move."

"But he sent me a gift and he begged me not to tell you he sent me a gift."

"He sent me a gift and Carson Daly sent me a gift."

"I know."

"I thought it was kind of a dominant move, like showing..."

"Oh totally luck, he was trying to hump our leg and it's not happening on my watch."

"Do you want to ask a cop if they've seen Ryan?"

"Yeah, where is Ryan? Excuse me, where is Ryan Seacreast?"

"Where is he? They don't care, they don't care."

"They can't be drunk this early."

"Oh, look there is Carson Daly. You can't, you can not go up there, he's on the air, you can't..."

"Come on, where is Ryan? Where is he?"

"He's not here, he doesn't work."

"Is he a hologram?"

"He's in a hermetically sealed bubble. Yeah, he is a robot now."

"We thought you would know where he is."

"He's in St.Barts where all of our friends are."

"I heard Barbara Walters was in St.Barts."

"Now Ryan the robot's running around..."

"I think, i think he knows, but he's afraid to tell us."

"Why weren't we invited to the party this year? The preshow..."

"Yeah, what's going, yeah, our party."

"There wasn't one, I swear on my life, he sent me jammies."

"Did you say he sent you jammies?"

"Yeah, but he said he only sent them to me."

"But I thought that was like a domination move."

"Well, that's between you and Ryan, but..."

"Well, where is he?"

"I sent you a glass, did you get my glass?"

"Happy New Year, though."

"Happy New Year."

"I miss our dinner, though, we don't need Ryan for that. I'll pay for it."

"Dinner, dinner's on Daly. All right, I'll see you tomorrow night."

"Alright, happy New Year."