我讨厌火车。

　　-Sheldon: Don't be ridiculous, you love trains.

　　ridiculous: 荒谬的，可笑的

　　少胡说八道，你喜欢火车的。

　　-Raj: Yes, I do. Come on. See you later, Leonard.

　　好吧，是的来吧，回头见，Leonard。

　　-Leonard: This could work.

　　这样也不错。

　　-Sheldon: This is a very old building.

　　这栋建筑很老。

　　-Raj: 60 years. It used to be a watch factory.

　　used to be: 过去，曾经是

　　有六十年了，这里曾经是个钟表厂。

　　-Sheldon: Uh-oh.

　　糟糕。

　　-Raj: What?

　　怎么了?

　　-Sheldon: Don't you worry about the residual radium from the luminous dials?

　　residual: 残余的,剩余的 radium: 镭 luminous: 发光的,发亮的

　　你不担心制作荧光表盘的残余辐射吗?

　　-Raj: Not until now!

　　留到现在?!

　　-Sheldon: I can't believe I didn't bring my Geiger counter. I had it on my bed and I didn't pack it.

　　Geiger counter: 盖格计数器（用于测量放射性）

　　天哪，我竟然没带盖革计数管，就放在床上竟然没放进行李！

　　-Raj: Well, if you're not comfortable staying here, Sheldon...

　　comfortable: 舒服的

　　如果你不想待在这里，Sheldon…

　　-Sheldon: I'm kidding, I packed it. It was a joke. I was subverting the conversational expectations.

　　subvert: 推翻，颠覆 conversational: 对话的

　　开玩笑的，我带了。刚才是个笑话，我只是在转换对话的方向。

　　I believe they call that the, uh, ol' switcharoo.

　　我相信这应该叫做ol' switcharoo（出其不意)。

　　-Raj: Terrific.

　　好极了。

　　-Sheldon: Is that woman Aishwarya Rai?

　　那是 Aishwarya Rai?

　　-Raj: Yes, isn't she an amazing actress?

　　amazing: 令人惊异的

　　没错，她是个了不起的演员。

　　-Sheldon: Actually, I'd say she's a poor man's Madhuri Dixit.

　　其实我觉得她就是可怜鬼心中的Madhuri Dixit.

　　-Raj: How dare you! Aishwarya Rai is a goddess. By comparison, Madhuri Dixit is a leprous prostitute.

　　goddess: 女神 comparison: 对比 leprous: 麻疯病的 prostitute: 妓女

　　你敢这么说! Aishwarya Rai是女神，和她比起来，Madhuri Dixit 就是个得了麻风病的妓女。

　　-Sheldon: Sorry, I didn't mean to offend you. Obviously, you're not that familiar with Indian cinema.

　　offend: 冒犯 obviously: 明显地 be familiar with: 对…熟悉

　　对不起，我没有冒犯的意思，可是显然你不了解印度电影

　　-Howard: Who is it?

　　谁?

　　-Sheldon: Stripper-Gram!

　　脱衣舞女。

　　-Raj: Tag, you're it.

　　tag: 标签

　　接着，交给你了。

　　-Howard: Shouldn't you put him in a brown paper bag and set him on fire?!

　　你不是应该把他用油纸包起来烧掉吗?

　　-Sheldon: I've never slept on an air mattress before. No lumbar support whatsoever.

　　air mattress: 气垫，充气床 lumbar: 腰的 whatsoever: (用于否定句中以加强语气)任何

　　我从来没睡过充气垫，没有任何木支架。

　　-Howard: Maybe you'd be happier on a park bench.

　　bench: 板凳

　　可能你会更喜欢公园的长凳。

　　-Sheldon: I don't see any way to get a park bench in here.

　　我不知道怎样才能弄一张长凳进来。

　　-Howard: Do you want to switch?

　　switch: 交换

　　你要换吗?

　　-Sheldon: No, that's fine. I'm perfectly comfortable sleeping on a bouncy castle.

　　perfectly: 完美地 bouncy castle: 弹性城堡 bouncy: 跳跃的

　　不，没关系，我一点也不介意睡跳跳床。

　　-Howard: Get out of bed. We're switching.

　　起来，我们换。怎么了?

　　-Sheldon: Now, only if you want to.

　　如果你真的想换。

　　-Howard: Just get in the bed!

　　你上床去就是了。

　　-Howard’s mother: What's going on? Are you boys roughhousing?

　　roughhouse: 大吵大闹,骚乱,大打出手

　　你们想拆房子吗?

　　-Howard: We're just talking, Ma!

　　妈，我们只是在聊天。

　　-Howard’s mother: If you don't settle down right now, I'm not going to let you have any more sleepovers!

　　sleepover: 在别人家里过夜的人

　　你们给我马上老实下来，不然下次不许带朋友回来住。

　　-Howard: For God's sake, Ma, I'm 27 years old! And it's not even a school night! Comfy now?

　　comfy=comfortable 舒服的,轻松的

　　看在上帝的份上，妈，我二十七岁了；更何况明天又不用上课! 现在舒服了?

　　-Sheldon: Meh. That poster of Halle Berry is a little unnerving.

　　unnerve: 使丧失勇气,使焦躁

　　恩，那张哈利-贝瑞的海报让我不舒服。

　　-Howard: So don't look at it.

　　那就别看。

　　-Sheldon: She's like my fourth favorite Catwoman.

　　她看起来像我第四喜欢的猫女。

　　-Howard: No kidding.

　　别开玩笑。

　　-Sheldon: Yeah, Julie Newmar, Michelle Pfieffer, Eartha Kitt, and then her.

　　真的，朱莉·纽玛，米歇尔·菲佛，艾萨·凯特，然后就是她。

　　-Howard: What about Lee Merriweather?

　　那李·玛丽维泽呢?

　　-Sheldon: Oh, I forgot about Lee Merriweather.

　　噢，我忘了李·玛丽维泽了。

　　-Howard: Well, I'm glad that's settled.

　　settle: 安放,安顿

　　终于消停了。

　　-Sheldon: That makes Halle Berry my fifth favorite Catwoman. It's Julie Newmar, Michelle Pfieffer, Eartha Kitt, Lee Merriweather

　　那哈利-贝瑞就是我第五喜欢的猫女，朱莉·纽玛，米歇尔·菲佛，艾萨·凯特，还有李·玛丽维泽。

　　-Howard: Please, I'm begging you. Go to sleep.

　　我求你了，快睡觉吧。

　　-Sheldon: I'm trying. I'm counting Catwomen. She did make a fine mutant in the X-Men movies, though.

　　我在努力，我在数猫女，不过她在X战警里的变异人更好些。

　　-Howard: Oh, for God's sake.

　　for God's sake: 看在上帝面上

　　天哪！

　　-Sheldon: She's not my favorite of the X-Men. In order that would be: Wolverine, Cyclops--

　　她不是我最喜欢的X战警，按顺序是金钢狼，雷射眼等等，

　　Oh, wait, I forgot Professor X. Professor X, Wolverine, Cyclops, Iceman, then Storm, Angel, the Beast—

　　我忘了X教授；X教授金钢狼雷射眼，冰人，然后是暴风女，天使，还有野兽等等，

　　No, wait, Nightcrawler. Professor X, Nightcrawler, Wolverine, Cyclops, ceman, then Storm, Angel...

　　还有蓝魔，X教授，蓝魔人，金钢狼，雷射眼，冰人，然后是：暴风女，天使…

　　-Leonard: I'm coming!

　　来了!

　　-Sheldon: Hey... There he is. The my old buddy bud bud.

　　buddy：伙伴，好朋友；小男孩；[美口]密友

　　早....他来了，我的老...老...朋...朋友。

　　-Leonard: What's with him?

　　他怎么了?

　　-Howard: Koothrappali dumped him on me, and he couldn't get to sleep, so I gave him a glass of warm milk with a handful of my mom's Valium in it... ...

　　Valium: 安定

　　Koothrappali把他扔给我，他睡不着，所以我给了他一杯热牛奶，里面放了一把我妈的安定..

　　but he still wouldn't shut up, so tag, you're It.

　　可他还是不肯闭嘴，所以接着交给你了。

　　-Sheldon: I'm ba-a-a-a-c-k.

　　我回...回...来...了。

　　-Leonard: I still don't know why you left

　　.我还是不知道你为什么搬走。

　　-Sheldon: I can't tell you.

　　不能告诉你。

　　-Leonard: Why not?

　　为什么?

　　-Sheldon: I promised Penny.

　　我答应Penny了。

　　-Leonard: You promised Penny what?

　　你答应Penny什么?

　　-Sheldon: I wouldn't tell you the secret. Shhhhh!

　　我答应不告诉你她的秘密，嘘！

　　-Leonard: What secret? Tell me the secret.

　　什么秘密? 告诉我！

　　-Sheldon: Mom smokes in the car. Jesus is okay with it but we can't tell Dad.

　　妈妈在车里抽烟；主会原谅的，但我们不能告诉爸爸的。

　　-Leonard: Not that secret. The other secret.

　　不，不是那个，另一个。

　　-Sheldon: I'm Batman-- Shh!

　　我是蝙蝠侠，嘘！

　　-Leonard: Damn it! Sheldon! You said Penny told you a secret. What's the secret?

　　妈的！Sheldon，你说Penny告诉你一个秘密，什么秘密?

　　-Sheldon: Okay, I'll tell you, but you can't tell Leonard.

　　好吧，我告诉你，可是你不能告诉Leonard。

　　-Leonard: I promise.

　　我保证。

　　-Sheldon: Penny lied about graduating from community college 'cause she's afraid she's not smart enough for Leonard.

　　graduate: 毕业 community: 社区 smart: 聪明的

　　Penny说她从社区大学毕业是假的，她担心她不够聪明，配不上Leonard。

　　-Leonard: So it's nothing I did? It's her problem?

　　所以不是我做错了什么? 是她自己的问题?

　　-Sheldon: I drank milk that tasted funny.

　　funny:　搞笑的

　　刚才的牛奶味道很搞笑。

　　-Leonard: Penny thinks I'm too smart for her. That's ridiculous.

　　ridiculous: adj. 可笑的；荒谬的

　　Penny觉得我太聪明了，她配不上，怎么会？

　　-Sheldon: I know. Most of your work is extremely derivative. And don't worry, that's not a secret. Everybody knows.

　　extremely: 极其,非常 derivative: 引出的,系出的

　　就是的,你做的东西大都只是衍生的。放心，那不是秘密，地球人都知道。

　　-Penny: Hi.

　　嗨！

　　-Leonard: Yeah, hi. Listen, I know what's been bothering you about us and I have the answer.

　　bother: 烦恼

　　我知道是什么让你烦恼了而且我已经有答案了。

　　-Penny: What are you talking about?

　　你在说什么?

　　-Leonard: Okay, first, I want to say that it's not Sheldon's fault. He tried very hard to keep

　　your secret.

　　fault: 错误

　　首先，我要说的是这不是Sheldon的错，他确实尽力为你保密了。

　　If Howard didn't drugged him, he would've taken it to his grave.

　　drug: 下药 grave: 坟墓

　　要不是Howard给他下了药，他会把秘密带进坟墓去的。

　　-Penny: He told you?

　　他说了?

　　-Leonard: Yes, but it's okay. Now that we know what the problem is there's a simple solution.

　　simple: 简单的 solution: 解答

　　对，但是没关系，现在我们知道问题出在哪里，有一个很简单的办法。

　　-Penny: Pasadena City College?

　　Pasadena社区大学?

　　-Leonard: A place for fun, a place for knowledge. See, this man here is playing hackey-sack, and this girl's gonna be a paralegal.

　　knowledge: 知识 gonna=going to paralegal: 律师助理

　　乐趣所在，知识所在。瞧，这个男的现在在踢沙包，这个女孩将要做律师助理。

　　-Penny: Oh, I get it. Because Dr. Leonard Hofstadter can't date a girl without a fancy college degree.

　　哦，我明白了Leonard Hofstadter博士不能和一个没有好文凭的女孩子约会。

　　-Leonard: Well, it's really not that fancy. It's just a city college.

　　其实并不算好，只是一个社区大学而已

　　-Penny: Right, but I have to have some sort of degree to date you?

　　degree: 文凭

　　好吧，就是说和你约会我得有张文凭?

　　-Leonard: That doesn't matter to me at all.

　　不，我半点也没所谓。

　　-Penny: So it's fine with you if I'm not smart.

　　所以你不介意我不够聪明?

　　-Leonard: Absolutely. Okay, this time, I know where I went wrong. Oh... Bite me!

　　绝对不介意，好吧，这次我知道错在哪里了。噢，你咬我啊!