hypotheses：假设 effect：效果

　　我的假设通常都有这种效果。

　　-Ramona：I'm sorry I didn't bring enough for your friends.

　　不好意思，我没给你朋友带吃的。

　　I assumed we were going to be alone.

　　assume：猜想 alone：单独的

　　我以为就我们两人。

　　-Leonard：Oh, yeah. No, we were just going.

　　喔，没错，我们正要—

　　-Howard：To watch, right?

　　准备看戏，不是吗？

　　-Leonard：No, come on, now, we're going out.

　　快，我们马上就出门了。

　　-Penny：Oh, come on, we'll be quiet.

　　别这样嘛，我们不说话成吗。

　　-Leonard：Let's go, let's go.

　　我们还是走吧，走吧。

　　Okay, you two. Have a nice... whatever this is.

　　好了，祝你们俩的...随便啦，开心就是了。

　　-Penny：Okay, you guys, look, I know this is none of my business,

　　你们听好，我清楚这事压根跟我没关系，

　　but I just... I have to ask-- what's Sheldon's deal?

　　deal：(和...)来往

　　但是我还是要忍不住想问Sheldon的"型"到底是啥?

　　-Leonard：What do you mean "deal"?

　　什么"型"啊?

　　-Penny：You know, like what's his deal?

　　就是说，他好哪种类型的？

　　Is it girls...? Guys...? Sock puppets...?

　　puppet：木偶

　　女人，男人，布袋木偶?

　　-Leonard：Honestly, we've been operating under the assumption that he has no deal.

　　Honestly：坦诚地 assumption：假定

　　说实话，在我们的逻辑中他根本没有"型"。

　　-Penny：Come on, everybody has a deal.

　　别这样说，每个人都有喜欢的类型啊。

　　-Howard：Not Sheldon.

　　除了Sheldon。

　　Over the years, we've formulated many theories about how he might reproduce.

　　formulate：构想出 reproduce：繁衍

　　多年来我们一直潜心试图探究他将如何繁衍后代。

　　I'm an advocate of mitosis.

　　advocate：提倡者 mitosis：有丝分裂

　　我主张的是有丝分裂。

　　-Penny：I'm sorry?

　　什么?

　　-Howard：I believe one day Sheldon will eat an enormous amount of Thai food and split into two Sheldons.

　　enormous：巨大的 split into：使分成

　　我相信总有一天，当Sheldon吃到一定量的泰国菜他就会分裂成两个Sheldon。

　　-Leonard：On the other hand, I think Sheldon might be the larval form of his species, and someday he'll spin a cocoon and emerge two months later with moth wings and an exoskeleton.

　　larval：幼虫状态的 species：物种 spin：使旋转 cocoon：茧 emerge：出现

　　moth：飞蛾 wing：翅膀 exoskeleton：外骨骼

　　另一方面，我在想Sheldon可能是他这个物种的幼虫状态，有一天他会做茧，不出俩月就破茧成蝶。

　　-Penny：Okay, well, thanks for the nightmares.

　　nightmare：可怕的事情

　　谢谢你俩给我讲恐怖故事。

　　-Leonard：Hey, do you want to hang out with us?

　　hang out：溜达

　　要不我们一起出去逛逛？

　　-Penny：What are you guys gonna do?

　　你们有什么节目？

　　-Howard：My mom's making a brisket tonight.

　　brisket：胸肉

　　我妈妈今晚作了胸肉。

　　-Leonard：The one with the little onions?

　　onion：洋葱

　　那种放了小洋葱的?

　　-Penny：Yeah, I'm busy, so... Good night.

　　不好意思，我很忙，晚安吧。

　　-Howard：Her loss. Let's go.

　　loss：损失

　　不去是她的损失，我们走吧。

　　-Raj：Brisket party! B- to-the-R-to-the-I-S-K... To-the-E-to-the-T...Ooh...

　　【B- to-the-R-to-the-I-S-K... To-the-E-to-the-T...Ooh... （拼写鸡胸肉）】

　　胸肉聚会耶！

　　-Leonard：Don't.

　　得了吧。

　　Hey, aren't you having breakfast?

　　你不吃早餐吗?

　　-Sheldon：Yes.

　　我吃的。

　　-Leonard：Are you experimenting with nutritional suppositories again?

　　experiment with：以…做实验 nutritional：营养的 suppositories：栓剂

　　你又在捣鼓那些营养栓剂啊?

　　-Sheldon：Not in these pants.

　　pants：裤子

　　穿这条裤子不干那活儿。

　　-Leonard：So... how'd it go with Ramona last night?

　　你昨天和Ramona玩的咋样？

　　-Sheldon：Oh, great. She's smart, insightful and she has a very unique way of, you know, revering me.

　　insightful：有深刻见解的 unique：独特的 revere：崇敬

　　爽歪了，她很聪明，很有见解而且用一种十分独特的方式崇拜我。

　　-Ramona：Here's your spinach mushroom omelet.

　　spinach：菠菜 mushroom：蘑菇 omelet：煎蛋卷

　　这是你的菠菜蘑菇煎蛋卷。

　　-Sheldon：Thank you.

　　谢谢。

　　Did anyone touch it?

　　有谁碰过这个吗?

　　-Ramona：Gloves were worn by everyone involved.

　　Glove：手套 involved：有关的

　　每个人手上都带上了手套。

　　I was vigilant.

　　vigilant：警惕的

　　我一直很小心。

　　-Sheldon：Ramona pointed out that I've been wasting 20 minutes a day standing on cafeteria lines.

　　point out：指出 cafeteria：食堂 line：排队

　　Ramona跟我说，我每次浪费 20分钟在食堂排队。

　　-Ramona：Time which would be better spent tackling the great physics problems of our day.

　　tackle：解决

　　这些时间用来攻克世界级的物理课题会更好的。

　　-Sheldon：You don't tackle the big issues, Ramona. You fence with them.

　　issues：问题 fence with：搪塞

　　哎，我们不是攻克难题 Ramona，是要和它们周旋。

　　En garde. Riposte.

　　En garde.：准备 Riposte：还刺

　　准备好，杀个回马枪。

　　-Leonard：Touche.

　　说的好。

　　-Leslie：Morning.

　　早上好。

　　-Leonard：Hi, Leslie.

　　你好Leslie。

　　-Leslie：So, Sheldon, I see you're organizing your papers for the Smithsonian Museum of Dumbassery.

　　organize：组织 Museum ：博物馆 Dumbassery：（美俚）愚蠢

　　Sheldon 我看到你在为Smithsonian博物馆的愚蠢部门赶论文呢。

　　-Ramona：There won't be any room until they get rid of the permanent Leslie Winkle exhibit.

　　get rid of：去掉 permanent：永久性的 exhibit：展品

　　在撤下Leslie Winkle的永久展览前那里没有多余的展厅。

　　-Sheldon：Oh, good one.

　　喔，说得好。

　　-Leslie：I see you got a grad student to fight your battles for you.

　　battles：战斗

　　你居然找了一个研究生替你出头。

　　I'll let you keep your lunch money today.

　　今天就饶你一马，省省你的午餐费。

　　-Ramona：Okay, Dr. Cooper is on the verge of a breakthrough.

　　on the verge of：接近 verge：边缘 breakthrough：突破

　　Cooper博士马上要取得突破性的进展。

　　If you're going to stay, you'll have to be respectful and quiet.

　　respectful：恭敬的

　　如果你想待在这里，你就得乖乖的听他的。

　　-Leonard：Wait for me.

　　等我~~

　　-Ramona：So have you worked out the neutrino issue?

　　work out：解决 neutrino：微中子 issue：问题

　　微中子问题解决了吗?

　　-Sheldon：Well, to paraphrase Mozart, all the subatomic particles are there.

　　paraphrase：释义 Mozart：莫扎特 subatomic particles：次原子微粒 subatomic：次原子的

　　为了诠释莫扎特所有的次原子微粒都齐备了。

　　I just have to put them in the right order.

　　order：次序

　　我只需要把他们按顺序排列一下。

　　-Ramona：You're so witty.

　　witty：机智

　　你可真机敏呀。

　　-Sheldon：Aren't I?

　　敢说不是。

　　-Penny：Hey, guys, this package came for...

　　package：包裹

　　伙计们，这个包裹是…

　　-Ramona：Dr. Cooper is working.

　　Cooper博士正在工作。

　　-Sheldon：Yes, I'm close to a breakthrough. Ooh, it tickles!

　　tickle：使发痒

　　没错，我马上要取得惊人的进展了，哎呀，痒痒!

　　-Penny：Sorry. Holy crap on a cracker.

　　crap：排泄物，废物 cracker：迷人的姑娘 Holy crap on a cracker：表示惊讶等情绪，天啊

　　真抱歉打扰了，天啊。

　　-Leonard：Hey, Penny.

　　嗨 Penny。

　　-Penny：Hi. You probably don't want to go in there.

　　你最好不要进去。

　　-Leonard：Why? What are they doing?

　　为啥，他们搞什么呢?

　　-Penny：The only way I could explain it would be in a therapist's office with dolls.

　　therapist：治疗专家 doll：玩具娃娃

　　我只能这么解释，里面是一间摆着洋娃娃的医务室。

　　-Leonard：Hoo-boy.

　　天啊。

　　-Ramona：Dr. Cooper is working.

　　Cooper博士正在研究。

　　-Leonard：Yeah, I can see that.

　　是啊，我长着眼睛看得见。

　　Sheldon, Halo night, Koothrappali's. You coming?

　　Halo night：光环之夜 (Xbox360游戏)   Halo：（图画中圣人头上的）光环

　　Sheldon 今天是光环之夜 (Xbox360游戏) ，Koothrappali家你来吗?

　　-Sheldon：Oh, yes, it's Halo night. Let me just dry my tootsies.

　　tootsies：脚趾

　　对哦，光环之夜，等我烘干一下我的小脚趾。

　　-Ramona：You're not going to Halo night.

　　你不会去光环大战吧。

　　-Sheldon：Yes, I am. It's Wednesday. Wednesday is Halo night.

　　我要去啊，今儿是周三，周三是光环之夜。

　　-Ramona：Didn't a great man once say, "Science demands nothing less than the fervent and unconditional dedication of our entire lives?"

　　demand：要求 nothing less than：全部 fervent：热诚 unconditional：无条件的 dedication：奉献

　　有个伟人不是说过，科学需要不仅仅是一腔热血而是无条件的奉献我们的一生。

　　-Sheldon：He did.

　　他是说过。

　　-Ramona：And who was that great man?

　　那么这个伟人是谁呢？

　　-Sheldon：Me. Sorry, Leonard.

　　我，不好意思 Leonard。

　　-Leonard：Seriously? You're not coming?

　　Seriously：认真地

　　你真的不来吗？

　　-Sheldon：You heard her. How can I argue with me?

　　argue with：争论

　　你听到她说的了，我怎么能跟自己唱反调?

　　-Leonard：Okay, well, once again, you guys have a good... whatever this is.

　　得，又一次，你们俩好好的乐吧，不管你们乐些什么。

　　-Ramona：Dr. Cooper, I have to tell you your friends are holding you back.

　　hold back：阻碍

　　Cooper博士我必须向你指出，你的朋友在拖你后腿。

　　-Sheldon：I prefer to think of it as I'm pulling them forward.

　　prefer to：宁愿，较喜欢 pull：拉

　　我倾向于认为"我在促使他们进步"。

　　-Ramona：Halo night? A man with your intellectual gifts doesn't waste an evening playing video games.

　　intellectual：智力的 gift：天才 video：视频

　　光环之夜? 你这样资质的人是不会浪费一晚上时间玩游戏的。

　　-Sheldon：He does on Wednesdays.

　　星期三就会啊。

　　-Ramona：Not if he wants a Nobel Prize.

　　Nobel Prize：诺贝尔奖

　　如果他想拿诺贝尔奖就不会。

　　-Sheldon：He does want that.

　　他还真想拿!

　　Does a man with my intellectual gifts play paintball on weekends?

　　paintball：彩蛋游戏

　　我这样资质的人会在周末打彩弹吗?

　　-Ramona：What do you think?

　　你觉得呢?

　　-Sheldon：Drat.

　　Drat：（俗语）诅咒

　　可恶。

　　-Ramona：Now shall we get back to work?

　　我们现在该继续干活了吧?

　　-Sheldon：I suppose.

　　我想是的。

　　Battlestar Galactica comes on tonight. I guess I can wait for the DVD. And then never ever watch it.

　　太空堡垒卡拉狄加今晚上映，我想我可以等DVD出来，到时就算买来也永远不看。

　　Penny! Penny! Penny!

　　Penny! Penny! Penny!

　　-Penny：Sheldon, honey, I've told you, it's a small apartment. You only have to knock one time.

　　knock：敲门

　　Sheldon 亲爱的，我都跟你说几回了，房子又不大敲一下就够了。

　　-Sheldon：Please, please, I don't have a lot of time.

　　别磨叽了，我没多少时间。

　　Look, Ramona finally dozed off, and I need you to help me get rid of her.

　　doze off：打瞌睡 get rid of：除掉，甩掉

　　听着 Ramona总算打瞌睡了，你得帮我甩了她。

　　-Penny：Get rid of her how?

　　甩了她? 怎么个甩法?

　　-Sheldon：I don't know, but apparently I'm in some kind of relationship, and you seem to be an expert at ending them.

　　expert：专家

　　我不知道，但显然我正处于某种关系中而你似乎是终结这类关系的老手。