Klingon: 克林贡，是《星际迷航》里一个虚构的外星种族

　　时间到！好咧，克林贡小朋友们，停笔。

　　-Leonard: Okay, I have "pokh."

　　好吧我做出来"Pokh" （Pokh: 星际迷航立的克林贡语。）

　　-Others: Have it. Got it.

　　一样。也有。

　　-Leonard: Potl.

　　Potl

　　-Others: Yup. Have it.

　　Yup: 是的，对

　　没错，我也是。

　　-Leonard: Pukhpa.

　　Pukhpa.

　　-Others: Have it. Got it. Yup.

　　一样，也有。

　　-Howard: I have "chorrr."

　　我做出来"Chorrr"。

　　-Others: Got it. Yup.

　　有，对。

　　-Howard: "Nekhmakh."

　　Nekhmakh" 。

　　-Others: Yeah.

　　没错。

　　-Howard: And "kreplach."

　　kreplach: 三角馄饨

　　还有"Kreplach"。

　　-Raj: Hold on a second. "Kreplach?"

　　等会儿 "Kreplach"?

　　-Howard: Yeah.

　　是啊。

　　-Raj: That isn't Klingon; it's Yiddish for meat-filled dumpling.

　　Yiddish: 依地语，犹太人使用的国际语

　　这哪是克林贡语，这是依地语，指肉馅饺子。

　　-Howard: Well, as it turns out, it's also a Klingon word.

　　as it turns out: 恰好

　　这样是没错啦，但它也是克林贡语单词噢。

　　-Leonard: Really? Define it.

　　真的假的? 啥意思来着？

　　-Howard: Kreplach: A hearty Klingon... dumpling.

　　hearty: 诚恳的,热烈的,旺盛的 【美味的】［providing abundant nourishment. ―from Urban Dictionary］

　　Kreplach意思是丰满的克林贡饺子。

　　-Raj: Judge's ruling?

　　judge: 裁判 rule: 裁决

　　裁判怎么说?

　　-Sheldon: Bilurrrbe.

　　Bilurrrbe.

　　-Penny: Hey, guys, I need to use your TV.

　　嘿，小伙子们，我要用下你们的电视机。

　　-Sheldon: What's wrong with your TV?

　　你的电视机咋了?

　　-Penny: I don't know. It just died. I'm getting a bunch of static.

　　a bunch of: 一群，一堆，一束 static: 静电，静态的

　　不晓得呢，开出来一片雪花，都是噪音。

　　-Howard: Did you pay your cable bill?

　　cable: 电缆,海底电报

　　你交了有线电视费没?

　　-Penny: Ugh, you sound just like the cable company. All right, so, shh! Tyra Banks is   about to kick someone off America's Next Top Model.

　　ugh: 啊 shh: 嘘, 安静一点 kick off: 踢掉 Tyra Banks: 世界超模

　　呃，你是收有线电视费的？嘘! Tyra Banks要踢掉一个美国超模了。

　　-Sheldon: Excuse me, Penny, but we're...

　　抱歉，Penny，我们在...

　　-Leonard: No, no, don't tell her.

　　别告诉她。

　　-Sheldon: Playing Klingon Boggle.

　　玩克林贡语拼词游戏。

　　-Leonard: Aw!

　　嗷！

　　-Howard: What do you mean "Aw"? Like she didn't know we were nerds?

　　nerd: [俚语]讨厌鬼,书呆子

　　你"嗷"是啥意思? 好像她不知道我们是群呆子一样。

　　-Sheldon: All right, if you must watch, then mute it with closed captions, please.

　　mute: 哑的,无声的,沉默的 【静音】 caption: 说明,字幕,标题

　　好吧，如果你非看不可，就开静音看字幕好了噢。

　　-Penny: Fine.

　　成。

　　-Sheldon: All right, Boggle warriors... kapla'!

　　warrior: 武士，将士

　　好咧，拼词小将们，Kapla!(开始啦)。

　　-Howard: Look at those women.

　　瞧瞧那些女人。

　　-Leonard: They're gorgeous.

　　gorgeous: 华丽的,灿烂的,好极了

　　真漂亮。

　　-Sheldon: Worf, nice! Too bad that's a proper noun.

　　proper noun: 专有名词

　　Worf 赞! 可惜那是个专有名词。

　　-Howard: Oh, look, there's the future Mrs. Wolowitz. No, wait, that's the future Mrs. Wolowitz. With her head in the lap of...

　　噢，瞧啊，那不是未来的Wolowitz太太嘛！不，等会儿，那才是未来的Wolowitz太太。

　　她的头正巧...

　　Oh, what a coincidence. It's the future Mrs. Wolowitz.

　　coincidence: 巧合

　　噢，哪有这么巧！这就是未来的Wolowitz太太！

　　-Leonard: Yeah, and they can all move in with you and your mother. The current Mrs.   Wolowitz.

　　没错，她们都能搬来同你和你妈一起住，现任Wolowitz太太。

　　-Sheldon: Is "qochbe” spelled with a (gargling) or a (guttural grunt)?

　　gargle: 漱口 guttural: 喉咙的 grunt: 咕哝

　　Qochbe怎么拼来着? 咳嗽音还是咕哝音?

　　-Howard: Why is that Mrs. Wolowitz crying?

　　那个Wolowitz太太为啥哭了?

　　-Penny: That's Anais. None of the other girls in the house like her.

　　那个是Anais，那屋子没人喜欢她。

　　-Howard: House? What house?

　　屋子? 啥屋子?

　　-Penny: They all live in a house together.

　　她们同居一处屋檐下啊。

　　-Howard: A house, where?

　　哪儿哪儿?

　　-Penny: I don't know. Somewhere in L.A.

　　L.A.: Los Angeles, 洛杉矶

　　我不知道呢，洛杉矶某处吧。

　　-Howard: Wait a minute. You're telling me that I'm within driving distance of a house filled      with aspiring supermodels?

　　aspiring: 有抱负的

　　等等，你是说我距一幢满是热辣超模的屋子仅仅几步之遥?

　　-Penny: Yeah, I guess.

　　没错，我猜是这样。

　　-Howard: And they live together and shower together and...have naked pillow fights?

　　pillow: 枕头

　　而且她们同住还同浴还...赤裸裸滴用枕头打闹?

　　-Leonard: Hey, wh-where are you going?

　　嘿，你上哪儿去?

　　-Penny: To pay my cable bill.

　　还是去交有线电视费吧。

　　cable: 电缆 bill: 账单

　　-Sheldon: All right, pencils down!

　　I have "lokh," "makh," and cherrrkh. Anybody got those?

　　好咯，停笔! 我做出来"Lokh" "Makh" "Cherrrkh" 你们做出来没?

　　-Leonard: Did I miss anything? Did they kick Giselle off?

　　kick off: 淘汰，出局

　　我错过啥好戏没? Giselle有没被淘汰?

　　-Raj: Not yet, but her underwater photo shoot was an embarrassment.

　　underwater: 水下的 embarrassment: 尴尬

　　还没，可她的水下照可真囧。

　　-Howard: Sadly, Mrs. Giselle Wolowitz is sensitive to chlorine.

　　sensitive: 敏感的 chlorine: 氯

　　真桑心啊，Giselle Wolowitz太太对氯过敏。

　　-Howard: Lucky for her I like my fashion models pruny and bug-eyed.

　　pruny: 傻傻的 bug-eyed: 大眼的

　　她还真走运，我就喜欢傻傻的暴眼模特。

　　-Leonard: Sheldon, his food's here.

　　Sheldon，吃的买来了。

　　-Raj: Ooh, there's the house. Freeze frame, freeze frame.

　　freeze frame: 定格，停格 freeze: 冻结,冷动,僵硬 frame: 框,结构,骨架

　　噢，就是这栋房子，定格，定格。

　　-Leonard: What are you doing?

　　你干嘛呢?

　　-Raj: Marking the star positions and physical landmarks so we can find the house of the supermodels.

　　mark: 做标记于 position: 位置,职位,状态 landmark: 地标

　　把星星的位置和地标拓下来，这样我们就能找到超模之家了。

　　-Leonard: Why?

　　找那干啥?

　　-Howard: Isn't it obvious? Every week, they kick out a beautiful girl, making her feel

　　unwanted and without self-esteem.

　　obvious: 明显的,显而易见的 self-esteem: 自尊

　　不明摆这嘛，每周都有个漂亮姑娘被淘汰，使她感到被人嫌弃、无地自容。

　　-Howard: A.k.a. the future Mrs. Howard Wolowitz.

　　她就是...Howard Wolowitz他未来太太。

　　-Sheldon: Is my hamburger medium well?

　　medium: 适中的,中等的

　　汉堡五分熟?

　　-Leonard: Yes.

　　是的。

　　-Sheldon: Dill slices, not sweet?

　　dill: 莳萝 slice: 薄的切片

　　加了不甜的莳萝片?

　　-Leonard: Yes.

　　是的。

　　-Sheldon: Individual relish packets?

　　individual: 个别的，独立的 relish: 调味品 packet: 小包

　　独立调味包?

　　-Leonard: Yes.

　　是的。

　　-Sheldon: Onion rings?

　　onion: 洋葱

　　放了洋葱圈?

　　-Leonard: Yes.

　　是的。

　　-Sheldon: Extra breading?

　　extra: 额外的

　　多加一块面包没?

　　-Leonard: I asked.

　　我问了。

　　-Sheldon: What did they say?

　　他们怎么说?

　　-Leonard: No.

　　没门。

　　-Sheldon: Did you protest?

　　protest: 反抗

　　你抗议没?

　　-Leonard: Yes.

　　当然。

　　-Sheldon: Vociferously?

　　vociferously: 吵架地

　　大声嚷嚷着?

　　-Leonard: No.

　　没有。

　　-Sheldon: Well, then what took you so long?

　　那咋还那么久咧?

　　-Leonard: Just eat.

　　吃你的吧。

　　-Penny: Hey, guys, what'd I miss? What'd I miss?

　　嘿，小伙子们，我错过啥没? 我错过啥没?

　　-Howard: Giselle's hanging by a thread.

　　hang by a thread: 千钧一发，命悬一线

　　Giselle命悬一线。

　　-Penny: Oh, good, I hate her.

　　噢，真棒，我讨厌她。

　　-Howard: Then you're not invited to our wedding.

　　那你可参加不了我们婚礼了。

　　-Leonard: Here you go.

　　这是你的。

　　-Penny: Thank you.

　　多谢

　　-Sheldon: Oh, do we have to suffer through this transparently manipulative seudo-reality again?

　　transparently: 透明地，显然地 manipulative: 操纵的，控制的 pseudo：假的，冒充的

　　噢，我们又要忍受这明显人为操纵的伪真人秀?

　　-Others: Yes.

　　是啊

　　-Sheldon: You and I have a standing TV schedule, which is the result of extensive debate and compromise.

　　standing: 不动的 schedule: 安排，时间表 extensive: 广泛的 compromise: 妥协

　　我们有份固定电视节目表的，那可是咱论战和妥协的产物啊。

　　Any alterations except for breaking news have to be pre-approved at the weekly roommate meeting.

　　alteration: 变更，改变 except for: 除了 pre-approved: 提前认可

　　除爆炸新闻外的一切变更，需提前经由每周室友会议批准。

　　-Leonard: Put it on the agenda.

　　agenda: 议事日程

　　那提上议事日程吧。

　　-Sheldon: But you have to make a motion to put it on agenda.

　　motion: 议会提案

　　提上议事日程前你得提出动议啊。

　　-Leonard: Oh, I'll make a motion, but you're not going to like it.

　　好，我会提出动议的，可你不会喜欢的。

　　-Sheldon: Fine. Mock Parliamentary procedure. At least put it on mute.

　　mock: 嘲笑 parliamentary: 国会的 procedure: 程序 at least: 至少

　　好呀，还藐视议会程序，至少开静音吧。

　　-Penny: Oh, Giselle's not getting kicked off. It's totally going to be Summer.

　　kick off: 开除，逐出

　　噢，Giselle淘汰不掉了，肯定是Summer了。

　　-Penny: What?

　　咋了?

　　-Leonard: Sheldon's onion ring. Just put it back!

　　Sheldon的洋葱圈，快放回去!

　　-Penny: It's one onion ring. -

　　不过是个洋葱圈—

　　-Howard: Just put it back before he comes!

　　趁他还没回来快放回去!

　　-Leonard: No, I don’t think that’s where it was.

　　好像不是那位置吧。

　　-Howard: Okay, here he comes. Deny, deny, people. Wall of silence.

　　deny: 不承认 silence: 安静，沉默

　　好吧，他回来，抵赖，抵赖哦，全部装木头人！

　　-Sheldon: Who touched my...

　　谁碰了我的....

　　-Others: Penny! Penny did it.

　　Penny！是Penny干的..

　　-Sheldon: Why would you do that?

　　你为何要这样做?

　　-Penny: I don't know. I was hungry? What's the big deal?

　　不知道啊，我饿了，有啥要紧的么?

　　-Sheldon: The big deal is that nobody touches food on my plate.

　　要紧的是没人能碰我盘子里的食物。

　　-Penny: All right. Look, I didn't know, I'm sorry.

　　好吧，听着，不知者无罪，对不起。

　　-Sheldon: Well, I'm sorry, but that is your second strike.

　　second strike: 第二次打击

　　得，我很抱歉，但你已经二振了。

　　-Penny: What?

　　啥?

　　-Sheldon: You have two strikes. Three strikes and you're out. It's a sports metaphor.

　　metaphor: 暗喻

　　你已经二振了，三振就出局了，体育比喻呗。

　　-Penny: a sports metaphor?

　　体育比喻?

　　-Sheldon: Yes, baseball.

　　baseball: 棒球

　　对呀，垒球知道不？

　　-Penny: All right, yeah. I-I'll play along. What was my first strike?

　　好，就算这么说，我何时被一振的?

　　-Sheldon: March 18th. You violated my rule about forwarding email humor.

　　violate: 违反 forward: 推进，促进 【转发】［the act of sending on to another         destination—from Youdao Dictionary］

　　3月18日，你坏了我发电邮幽默的规矩。

　　-Penny: I did?

　　有吗?

　　-Sheldon: The photo of the cat who wants to "has cheeseburger"?

　　cheeseburger: 芝士汉堡包

　　想"乞"芝士汉堡的猫的图片?

　　-Penny: Oh, come on. Everybody loves "LOL cats." They're cute and they can't spell      'cause they're cats.

　　LOL: laugh out loud

　　不是吧，大家都喜欢"欢乐猫"。可爱，写字又写不对，因为是猫猫嘛。

　　-Sheldon: I trusted you with my email address, and you betrayed that trust by sending

　　me Internet banality: strike one.

　　betray: 出卖，背叛 banality: 陈腐，平凡 【老古董】

　　我信任你，才给你邮箱地址，你却给我发些网络俗物:一振。

　　Touching my food: strike two.

　　碰我的吃的:二振。

　　-Howard: Don't worry. They only stay on your record for a year.

　　没事的，污点只会记录一年的。

　　record: 记录

　　-Leonard: You can get them removed early, but you have to take his class.

　　remove: 移动

　　你也可以提前解禁，但得听他的训导。

　　-Penny: Come on, I touched one onion ring.

　　不是吧，我只碰了一个洋葱圈。

　　-Sheldon: Yeah, and then you put it back, compromising the integrity of all the other onion rings.

　　compromise: 损害，连累 integrity: 正直，完整

　　但你又放回去了，危害到其余所有洋葱圈。

　　-Penny: Oh, honey, the buses don't go where you live, do they?

　　小可怜，你住的地方公交都不敢路过，对吧?

　　-Sheldon: Look, Penny, I wish I could be more lenient with you, but since you've become a permanent member of our social group,

　　lenient: 宽大的，仁慈的 permanent: 永久的，持久的

　　Penny，我也想对你慈悲为怀，但既然你要在我社交圈常驻，

　　I have to hold you to the same standards as everybody else.

　　standard: 标准

　　我必须对你一视同仁了。

　　-Leonard: Congratulations. You're officially one of us.

　　congratulations: 恭喜 officially: 正式地

　　恭喜正式入伙。