入伙万岁！入伙万岁！

　　-Penny: Well, what a thrill.

　　thrill: 激动

　　多振奋人呀！

　　-Sheldon: You're sitting in my spot.

　　你坐我位置上了。

　　-Penny: Oh, jeez, you've got to be kidding me.

　　jeez: 呀

　　天呀，你不是吧。

　　-Sheldon: Leonard, she's in my spot.

　　Leonard，她占人家位置啦。

　　-Leonard: Yeah, yeah. Uh, see, here's the thing. After you leave, I still have to live with him.

　　嗯，嗯，事实上，你走了，我还得和他一起过日子呢！

　　-Penny: I don't care. I'm taking a stand. Metaphorically.

　　take a stand: 表明立场 metaphorically: 暗喻

　　管我鸟事，我坚定立场，比喻哦，不是真立起来。

　　-Sheldon: All right, that's it. Strike three.

　　别怪我无情，三振出局了你。

　　-Penny: Ooh, strike three.

　　怕怕的三振。

　　-Penny: I'm banished? What the hell kind of crap is that?

　　banish: 驱逐 what the hell: 究竟是什么

　　-Leonard: Listen, don't worry. I'll talk to him.

　　驱逐我? 哪门子鬼话?

　　-Penny: Yeah, you do that.

　　没事的，我会和他谈谈的。

　　-Leonard: Just so I know, would you be open to taking his class?

　　You can do it online!

　　最好那样，我想知道，你有可能听他训导吗?网上也成呀!

　　-Howard: So based on our triangulation, we've narrowed down the location of the Top Model house to three square miles in the Hollywood Hills.

　　triangulation: 三角测量 narrow down: 减少，缩小 Hollywood Hills: 好莱坞山

　　根据三角测量，超模之家搜索范围，已缩小到好莱坞山的3平方英里。

　　-Raj: Or possibly Durham, Noh Carolina.

　　也可能是北卡洲的达勒姆。

　　-Howard: When we find it, you want to go with us?

　　要是找到了，和我们去吗?

　　-Leonard: To do what?

　　去干什么?

　　-Raj: Party with the pretty girls, dude!

　　和美女们狂欢呀，老兄!

　　-Leonard: Are you insane? You're not going to party with them. You're not even going to get anywhere near that place.

　　insane: 精神错乱的，疯狂的

　　脑子进水了吧？还跟她们狂欢呢，你们都不能靠近那里。

　　-Howard: That's what they said to Neil Armstrong about the moon.

　　Neil Armstrong: 阿姆斯特朗，登月第一人

　　阿姆斯特朗登月前，人们也这么说。

　　-Sheldon: No one said anything of the kind to Neil Armstrong.

　　根本没人说阿姆斯特朗什么，

　　The entire nation dedicated a decade of effort and treasure to put a man on the moon.

　　entire: 整个的 dedicate: 专注的 decade: 十年

　　全国用进十年的努力和资金将他送上月球的。

　　-Howard: Well, my fellow Americans, before this year is out, we will put a Wolowitz on one of America's top models.

　　我的美国朋友们，今年之内，我们将送Wolowitz登陆美国超模。

　　-Raj: And a large number of people will believe it never happened.

　　大多数人都会觉得你白日梦。

　　-Penny: Okay, let me guess. A quesadilla with soy cheese for the lactose-intolerant Leonard.

　　guess: 猜测,推测,猜想quesadilla: 油炸玉米粉饼 soy: 豆乳酪 lactose: 乳糖 intolerant: 不能容忍的

　　我看看，不爱乳糖的Leonard要豆奶干酪玉米饼。

　　-Leonard: Thank you.

　　谢谢。

　　-Penny: Shrimp Caesar salad with no almonds for the highly allergic kosher only on the high holidays Howard.

　　shrimp: 虾 almond: 杏仁 allergic: 过敏的 kosher: 犹太节食

　　只在犹太大节吃合食的Howard 因为过敏，要不加杏仁的恺撒沙拉虾。

　　-Penny: And for our suddenly "back on the Hindu wagon" Raj, the meatlover's pizza, no meat. Coming right up.

　　The Hindu: 印度 meatlover: 至尊肉

　　突然回归印度风俗的Raj 至尊肉披萨，不含，马上来。

　　-Sheldon: Wait. Excuse me. You forgot my barbecue bacon cheeseburger, barbecue sauce, bacon and cheese on the side.

　　barbecue: 烤肉 bacon: 培根 cheeseburger: 芝士汉堡 sauce: 烤肉用的调味酱

　　等下，你忘了我的，照烧培根芝士汉堡，烧烤酱，熏肉，芝士要放边上。

　　-Penny: Oh, I didn't tell you? You're banished from the Cheesecake Factory.

　　banish: 驱除

　　没告诉你吗? 你被我们店驱除了

　　-Sheldon: Why?

　　凭啥?

　　-Penny: Well, you have three strikes, One: coming in. Two: sitting down. And three: I don't like your attitude.

　　attitude: 态度

　　你被三振出局了，第一次: 进来第二次: 坐下第三次: 烦死你的态度了。

　　-Sheldon: You can't do that. Not only is it a violation of California state law, it flies directly in the face of Cheesecake Factory policy.

　　violation: 违反 fly in the face of: 公然冒犯

　　你无权这么干，不仅触犯了加州法律，还极大的违反了你们的店规。

　　-Penny: Yeah, no, there's a new policy: No shoes, no shirt, no Sheldon.

　　不，新规定--衣冠不整者和Sheldon不得入内。

　　-Howard: I bet we could sell that sign all over Pasadena.

　　我打赌这标语在帕萨迪纳各处，都能买个好价钱。

　　-Leonard: Penny, can I talk to you for a minute?

　　Penny可以过来谈下吗?

　　-Leonard: Hi.

　　嗨。

　　-Penny: Hi.

　　嗨。

　　-Leonard: Well, here's the thing. Um, I talked to Sheldon and he feels terrible and he agrees that he was unreasonable and out of line.

　　unreasonable: 过度的 out of line: ［俚语］不礼貌的，放肆的

　　是这样的，我和Sheldon谈过了，他也不好受，他也觉得自己无理取闹，有些过分了。

　　-Penny: Really? Well, that's great.

　　真的?很好呀

　　-Leonard: Yeah, so just apologize to him, okay?

　　apologize: 道歉

　　就给他道个小歉嘛?

　　-Penny: What? I'm not going to apologize to that nutcase.

　　nutcase: 疯子

　　啥?老娘才不给那疯子道歉呢！

　　-Leonard: Oh, come on. It's easy. He'll even tell you what to say.

　　别呀，很简单的，他甚至会指导你该咋说的。

　　-Penny: Leonard, don't you get it? If you guys keep going along with his insanity, you're just encouraging him.

　　encourage: 鼓励 insanity: 疯狂，精神错乱

　　Leonard 你不明白吗? 如果你们老对他的无理让步，会助长他的嚣张！

　　-Leonard: We're not encouraging. It's more like... knuckling under.

　　knuckle under: 认输，屈服 knuckle: 膝关节

　　不是纵容呀，更像是...屈服淫威。

　　-Penny: Look, I like hanging out with you guys, but I'm not going to apologize for    something I didn't do.     .

　　hang out with: 与…混在一起

　　我很喜欢和你们玩，但我不会为莫须有的罪名道歉。

　　-Leonard: Well, actually, technically, you did do it.

　　technical:  技术的

　　其实，理论上说，你干过的。

　　-Penny: That's strike one, Leonard.

　　一振警告你 Leonard。

　　-Penny: There you go: quesadilla. Salad. There's your pizza.

　　来了，玉米饼，沙拉，还有披萨，

　　And thanks to Sheldon's heated discussion with my manager one barbecue bacon cheeseburger, barbecue sauce, bacon and cheese on the side.

　　Sheldon和经理激昂争辩换来的，照烧培根芝士汉堡，烧烤酱，熏肉，芝士，放边上了。

　　-Sheldon: Thank you.

　　谢谢你。

　　-Penny: Go ahead. Eat it. I dare you.

　　go ahead: 请便

　　试试看，吃呀，看你敢不。

　　-Howard: That's it. There's the house. I found America's top models!

　　找到了，就这房子，我找到全美超模了!

　　-Raj: Are you sure?

　　确定吗?

　　-Howard: Look, on the roof. Anais and Giselle are sunbathing. European-style.

　　sunbath: 日光浴

　　看屋顶 Anais和Giselle在日光浴，欧式的。

　　-Leonard: You can recognize people on Google Earth?

　　你能在谷歌地球上认出人来?

　　-Howard: Of course not. I got a buddy of mine at NORAD to have a spy drone fly over.

　　buddy: 伙伴 NORAD: North American Air Defense Command,北美防空联合司令部

　　spy drone: 侦察蜂型机

　　肯定不行的，我让北美防空司令部一哥们，开无人驾驶飞机拍的呗。

　　-Leonard: NORAD? You're using military aircraft?

　　military: 军事的 aircraft: 飞机

　　防空司令部? 你在用国防航行器?

　　-Howard: It was already targeted to poke around a nuclear reactor in Siberia. I took it an   hour out of its way, tops.

　　target: 把…作为目标 poke around: 到处寻找 Siberia: 西伯利亚

　　已经设定搜寻西伯利亚的核反应堆了，我最多半路借用一个小时。

　　-Penny: Okay, where is he?

　　他在哪儿?

　　-Leonard: Sheldon? I just dropped him off at the comic book store. Why?

　　drop off: (让…)下车 comic: 漫画的

　　Sheldon? 我刚把他送到漫画书店了，干嘛?

　　-Penny: Here. Try and go online.

　　试试看，上网。

　　-Leonard: Problem with the WiFi?

　　WiFi: Wireless Fidelity, 无线上网

　　无线网坏了?

　　-Penny: just try.

　　试下就知道。

　　-Sheldon: Greetings, hamburger toucher. You are probably wondering why you cannot IM with your little friends about how much you "heart" various things.

　　wonder: 困惑 IM: 即时通讯 various: 各种不同的

　　你好，汉堡亵渎者，可能你很纳闷咋不能和你的密友们网聊了呢，无法倾诉你多么"心水" 啥   啥啥了。

　　This recorded message is alerting you that I am putting an end to your parasitic piggybacking upon our WiFi.

　　message: 信息 alert: 警告 parasitic: 靠他人为生 piggybacking: 搭载

　　这段信息是通告你，蹭我们网上的日子结束了，

　　If you want to remedy the situation, you can contact the phone company, set up your own WiFi and pay for it, or you may apologize to me.

　　remedy: 补救 situation: 处境 contact: 联系 set up: 建立 apologize: 道歉

　　如果你想补救的话，可以给电话公司联系下，自己花钱安无线网络，或者呢，向我道歉,如何?

　　-Penny: Well?

　　怎么样？

　　-Leonard: I reiterate: knuckle under.

　　reiterate: 反复地说 knuckle under: 屈服，认输

　　还是那句，屈服吧。

　　-Penny: No, no, no, no, no. It is on. I am gonna introduce your friend to a world of hurt.

　　gonna=going to   a world of hurt: 给点颜色瞧瞧［to suffer inexplicable pain of some sort. This pain isn't necessarily physical, however.—from Urban Dictionary］

　　不，不，不，不，我卯上了，我要让他见识下悲惨世界。

　　-Leonard: Oh, Penny, you don't want to get into it with Sheldon. The guy is one lab accident away from being a supervillain.

　　supervillain: 超级大坏蛋

　　Penny 别和Sheldon过不去，这家伙可是出个啥实验室意外，就会变成超级恶人的苗子。

　　-Penny: I don't care. I was in junior rodeo. I can hogtie and castrate him in 60 seconds.

　　rodeo: 竞技者 hogtie: 捆绑

　　老娘不管，我参加过初级牛仔竞技。一分钟以内，我就可以捆它四肢，阉割完毕。

　　-Howard: No need to neuter the nerd. I can get you back online.

　　neuter: 中性

　　不需要把那书呆子变太监，我能让你上上网。

　　-Leonard: There, see? Problem solved.

　　瞧? 问题解决了。

　　-Howard: Voil.

　　voil: 好啦（依地语）

　　搞定。

　　-Sheldon: Hello, puny insects. As a consequence of your efforts to circumvent my will, everyone is awarded one additional strike.

　　puny: 微小的 as a consequence of: 由于…的结果 circumvent: 绕行，陷害

　　好哇，卑鄙小人们，作为违背我意愿的惩罚，每人额外奖励一振。

　　-Leonard: Thanks a lot, Howard.

　　真是多谢你了，Howard。

　　-Howard: What are you complaining about? I'm the one who has to take the class again.

　　你抱怨个屁? 我可是又要上课听训的说。

　　-Sheldon: Hello.

　　你好。

　　-Penny: Time to do your laundry, huh?

　　laundry: 洗衣

　　洗衣时间，啊哈?

　　-Sheldon: It's Saturday night. Saturday is laundry night.

　　今天是星期六，周六晚是洗衣时间。

　　-Penny: I know. Every Saturday at 8:15. Easy to anticipate.

　　anticipate: 预期，期待

　　我知道。每个周六晚上8:15，地球人都知道。

　　-Sheldon: What are you implying?

　　imply: 意味，暗示

　　你在暗示什么?

　　-Penny: I'm implying that you're a creature of habit.

　　我暗示你是个习惯性动物，

　　And if something were to prevent you from doing your laundry on Saturday at 8:15, you might find it...unpleasant. Knuckle under? My ass.

　　如果有状况阻止你在周六晚的8:15洗衣服，你会...不开心哟，

　　看谁屈服？

　　-Penny: Oh, no, are all the machines taken? What are you gonna do?

　　噢，不，所有的洗衣机都满了？你该怎么办呢？

　　-Sheldon: No problem. I'll just do my laundry another night.

　　没关系，我改天晚上再洗。

　　-Penny: Another night? Well, I guess you can try, but deep inside your heart, you'll know that laundry night is always Saturday night.

　　改天晚上? 你嘴上这么说，但内心深处，你知道周六晚上才是洗衣时间。