小妹妹，你这点小伎俩可别玩过火了，

　　-Penny: Yeah, well, your ken can kiss my Barbie.

　　是吗，你伎俩高明来拍我马屁呀。

　　-Penny: Sheldon. Sheldon! Sheldon.

　　Sheldon Sheldon! Sheldon!

　　-Sheldon: Yes?

　　咋了?

　　-Penny: Where are my clothes?

　　我的衣服在哪里?

　　-Sheldon: Your clothes?

　　你的衣服?

　　-Penny: Yes, I left them in the washers and when I went down to get them, they were gone.

　　是的，我留在洗衣机里的我，再下去拿时，它们不见了。

　　-Sheldon: Really? Despite the sign that says "Do not leave laundry unattended"?

　　真的？你难道没看警告“别让衣物离开你的视线”？

　　-Penny:Sheldon, where are my clothes?

　　Sheldon，我的衣服在哪里?

　　-Sheldon: You know, I do recall seeing some female undergarments. Where was that? Oh, yes...

　　recall: 回忆 undergarment: 内衣

　　知道吗，我好像看到过一些，女人的内衣哟，在哪里呢在？噢，有了...

　　Earlier this evening, I happened to gaze out the window and a brassiere caught my eye. Do those look familiar?

　　happen to: 碰巧 gaze: 注视，凝视  familiar:  熟悉的

　　今晚早些时候，我往窗外看，一个胸罩映入我眼帘，那些看起来眼熟吗?

　　-Penny: How the hell did you get them up on that telephone wire?

　　你他妈怎么把它们弄到电话线上去的?

　　-Sheldon: When you understand the laws of physics, Penny, anything is possible. And may I add: mwuh-ha-ha.

　　possible: 可能的 physics: 物理

　　当你懂得物理原理的时候，Penny，一切皆有可能。请容我加一句哇-哈-哈

　　-Penny: Get them down.

　　把他们弄下来！

　　-Sheldon: Apologize.

　　先道歉！

　　-Penny: Never.

　　休想。

　　-Sheldon: Well, then may I suggest you get a very long stick and play panty pinata.

　　suggest: 建议 stick: 杆 panty: 女裤

　　那么我建议你找根竹竿慢慢挑吧

　　-Penny: Look, wait, Sheldon, this has gotten out of hand, okay? I've done some stupid things.

　　out of hand: 立即(难控制,不受约束)

　　听着，等等，Sheldon，这是太离谱了，好吗？我做了些傻事，

　　You've done some stupid things. How about we just call it even and move on with our lives?

　　move on: 继续前进

　　你也做了些傻事，我们扯平了，就此收手，继续过日子怎么样?

　　-Sheldon: I've done no stupid things.

　　stupid:  愚蠢的,笨的

　　我才没有干傻事呢！

　　-Penny: Look, you've got to meet me halfway here.

　　听着，你多少得让点步吧。

　　-Sheldon: I am meeting you halfway. I'm willing to concede that you've done stupid things.

　　concede: 让步，承认

　　我已经让步了，我都愿意承认你干了傻事了。

　　-Leonard: Hey, you guys are talking again. Good. What happened?

　　嘿，你们又说话了，很好哇。发生了什么事?

　　-Penny: Leonard, remember when I said it was on? Well, now it's junior rodeo on.

　　rodeo: 将牛、马驱集在一起;竞技表演

　　Leonard 还记得我说过要开战吗? 好吧，现在是阉牛时间。

　　-Leonard: Oh, not junior rodeo. What did you do?

　　噢，表这样子啦，你干了什么?

　　-Sheldon: I had no choice, Leonard. She ruined laundry night.

　　ruin: 混坏，破坏

　　我没的选 Leonard，她破坏了洗衣之夜。

　　-Penny: Telephone wires can't electrocute you, can they?

　　electrocute: 通电致死

　　电话线不会电人的吧?

　　-Leonard: No. Look, this has to stop.

　　不会，听着，不能再荒唐下去了。

　　-Penny: Oh, no, no, no. It is just beginning.

　　噢，不，不，不，好戏才刚开始呢。

　　-Leonard: All right, I really didn't want to do this, but... here.

　　好吧，我真的不想这么干，但是...给你。

　　-Penny: What's this?

　　这是什么?

　　-Leonard: Sheldon's Kryptonite.

　　Sheldon的死穴。

　　-Penny: Oh, my God.

　　噢，天哪。

　　-Leonard: He can never know that I gave that to you.

　　死都不能让他知道是我给你的。

　　-Penny: Look, I said I wanted to hurt him, but... but this?

　　听着，我说过要给他点颜色看，但...但这个?

　　-Leonard: It'll shorten the war by five years and save millions of lives.

　　这能缩短5年的战争，还能拯救数百万苍生。

　　-Raj: Oh, pause it. That's it. Confirmed. We now have the address of the Top Model house.

　　pause: 暂停 confirm: 证实

　　噢，暂停，就是它，对头！我们找到了超模之家的地址！

　　-Howard: God bless you, Google Street View registered trademark.

　　上帝保佑你吧，谷歌街景。

　　-Leonard: Okay, for the record, what you're doing is really creepy.

　　creepy: 使人毛骨悚然的

　　好吧，说真的，你们让人心里发毛。

　　-Howard: You know what? If it's "creepy" to use the Internet, military satellites, and robot  aircraft to find a house full of gorgeous young models,

　　military satellites: 军用卫星 military: 军用的 satellite: 卫星 aircraft: 飞机

　　gorgeous: 华丽的,灿烂的,好极了

　　如果"心里发毛"是指用网络，军用卫星和无人驾驶飞机，找到装满美貌年轻的模特的房子，

　　so that I can drop in on them unexpectedly, then fine, I'm "creepy."

　　drop in: 拜访 unexpectedly: 意外地

　　然后让我来个意外到访的话，那好吧，我是让人"心里发毛"。

　　-Leonard: Hello. Yeah, hold on a second. I'll get him. Sheldon, it's for you.

　　喂，好的，等等，我叫他来接，Sheldon 你的电话。

　　-Sheldon: Who is it?

　　谁打来的?

　　-Leonard: Your mother.

　　你老妈。

　　-Sheldon: Oh, good.

　　噢，很好。

　　-Sheldon: Hi, Mom. How are you? But, Mom... she keeps sitting in my spot. And-and she            touched my food.

　　嗨，妈妈，你好吗? 但是妈妈...她总坐人家位子嘛；还有-还有她碰了我的食物。

　　Okay, yes, I took her clothes, but she started it... No, that's not fair. Why should I have to apologize?

　　fair: 公平的 apologize: 道歉

　　好吧，是的，我拿了她的衣服，但是她先开火的...不，这不公平，为什么要我去道歉？

　　Yeah, I really don't think this is the kind of thing Jesus concerns himself with. No, you're right. I don't really know what Jesus thinks about.

　　concern: 关心

　　我不认为耶稣会管这等闲事。不，你说的对，我真的不知道耶稣在想什么。

　　All right, good-bye. Did you tell on me?

　　好吧，再见。是你告的密?

　　-Leonard: Are you kidding me? I already have two strikes.

　　开什么玩笑? 我都已经二振了。

　　-Sheldon: Penny. Penny. Penny. I am very, very sorry for what I have done. Here's your laundry.

　　laundry: 洗衣店,要洗的衣服,洗衣

　　Penny ,Penny, Penny，非常非常抱歉，为我的行为道歉，这是你的衣服。

　　I rescind your strikes and you are no longer banished.

　　rescind: 废除，取消 no longer: 不再 banish: 驱逐

　　我废除了你的记录，你不再被驱逐了。

　　-Penny: Can I sit wherever I want? Never mind, never mind. That's, that's not important.

　　Sheldon, this was big of you. Thank you. I really appreciate it.

　　我想坐哪就坐哪了不。？没事，没事，这个--这个不重要。Sheldon，你真的很宽宏大量谢   谢你，我很感激。

　　-Sheldon: Thank you.

　　谢谢。

　　-Penny: Good night, Sheldon.

　　晚安，Sheldon。

　　-Sheldon: Penny...

　　Penny...

　　-Penny: Yes?

　　啥?

　　-Sheldon: Well played.

　　你有一手。

　　-Penny: Thank you.

　　谢谢。

　　-Sheldon: Just remember: with great power comes great responsibility.

　　responsibility: 责任

　　但请记住，能力越大，责任越大。

　　-Penny: Understood.

　　明白。

　　-Model 1: Can I help you?

　　有什么事吗?

　　-Howard: Yes, we're here to fix the cable.

　　fix: 修理

　　我们是来修有线电视的。

　　-Model 1: I think we have satellite.

　　satellite: 卫星

　　我想我们装的是卫星的。

　　-Howard: That's what I meant.

　　我说的就是卫星。

　　-Model 1: Okay, come on in.

　　好吧，请进。

　　-Howard: She's taller than all the women in my family combined.

　　combine: 结合的，组合的

　　她比我家里女人摞一起都高。

　　-Raj: What do we do now?

　　我们接下来干什么？

　　-Howard: Follow Mrs. Wolowitz.

　　跟着Wolowitz太太走呗。