-Sheldon: Your questionnaire, very disappointing.

　　questionnaire: 问卷 disappointing: 失望的

　　你的调查问卷十分让人失望呀

　　-Leonard: I answered every question, Sheldon.

　　我逢题必答呀 Sheldon

　　-Sheldon: You answered the multiple, choice questions in a pattern:

　　multiple choice : 多选 multiple: 多样的   pattern: 模式

　　你选择题很有规律嘛

　　A B B A C A B B A C

　　A- B-A-C.A-, B-A-C.

　　-Leonard: Oh,you picked up on that,huh?

　　pick up: 挑选

　　你发现了哈

　　-Sheldon: How could I not?

　　我怎么会发现不了?

　　-Leonard: Come on. There's over 200 questions.

　　行行好超过200个问题

　　And look at some of these things.

　　看有些问题吧

　　Sheldon is to camaraderie as, the space shuttle is to blank?

　　camaraderie: 友情 space shuttle: 航天飞机 shuttle: 穿梭 blank: 空白【这里指需要Sheldon需要接受测试的人填写的内容】

　　Sheldon之于友谊如同太空梭之于什么?

　　-Sheldon: There are a number, of acceptable answers.

　　acceptable: 可接受的

　　For example, Near-Earth transport."

　　transport: 运输 Near-Earth: 近地

　　这里有些适合的答案呀例如 C近地运输机

　　But certainly not Avocado rancher."

　　certainly : 当然 Avocado : 鳄梨 rancher: 牧场主

　　但绝对不是B鳄梨种植工

　　And your essay suggesting that I'd have better luck, making friends if I wait till the Cylons take over?

　　essay: 论文 suggest: 建议   take over: 接管 Cylons: 赛昂人

　　你在论文里还说等到赛昂人接管地球我在交友方面会更有运气

　　Please.

　　请别

　　-Leonard: Now hold on. I put some, real work into that.

　　等等那篇我可是认真写的

　　-Sheldon: Yes,well,it's better, than what Wolowitz did.

　　是呀可比Wolowitz好多了

　　He drew a raccoon with what, appears to be a distended scrotum.

　　raccoon: 浣熊 appear to be:仿佛 distend: 膨胀 scrotum: 阴囊

　　他画了一个大阴囊的发情浣熊

　　-Leonard: It's kinda cute.

　　还真有点可爱哟

　　kinda: kind of 的口语 cute: 可爱

　　Until you get to the scrotum.

　　scrotum: 阴囊

　　只要不看它那玩意儿

　　-Sheldon: What hope do I have for establishing, new relationships given that

　　establish: 建立  relationship: 关系

　　我怎么会有希望建立新的友情关系?

　　my current friends apparently could not take, a few hours out of their lives to help me?

　　current: 目前的 apparently: 显然的

　　现存的朋友们都舍不得用他们漫长生命的少许小时来帮助我

　　-Leonard: Sheldon,I'm not going to, defend a big-balled raccoon.

　　defend: 辩护 raccoon: 浣熊

　　Sheldon 我没打算为大蛋蛋浣熊说话

　　-Sheldon: Well,I don't see how you could.

　　我看不出你能做到

　　-Leonard: What I'm trying to say is that maybe you can't, approach this as a purely intellectual exercise.

　　approach: 接近 purely: 纯粹的 intellectual: 智力的 exercise: 练习

　　我想说的是或许你不能把这些当作纯粹智力习题来对待

　　-Sheldon: What do you mean?

　　你什么意思?

　　-Leonard: Well,remember when you tried to, learn how to swim using the Internet? 还记得你怎么在网上学游泳吗?

　　-Sheldon: Idid learn how to swim.

　　我是学过游泳

　　-Leonard: On the floor.

　　在地板上学的

　　-Sheldon: The skills are transferable.

　　skill: 技能 transferable: 可转移的

　　技巧是相通的

　　I just have no interest, in going in the water.

　　我只是不想到水里去

　　-Leonard: Then why learn how to swim?

　　那你为啥要学游泳呀?

　　-Sheldon: The ice caps are melting, Leonard.

　　ce cap: 冰冠 melt: 融化

　　冰盖在融化呀 Leonard

　　In the future,swimming, isn't going to be optional.

　　optional: 可选择的

　　未来游泳是不可避免的

　　But you do bring up, an interesting point.

　　bring up: 提出point: 点

　　但你给了我灵感

　　I don't have to break new ground here.

　　break new ground: 创新

　　我用不着做新的研究

　　I'm sure much of the, research already exists.

　　exist: 存在

　　肯定很多研究结果是现存的

　　-Leonard: No,no,my point is, if you want, to learn how to make friends,

　　point: 观点

　　不不我想说的是如果你想学如何交友

　　then just go out to a, coffee shop or a museum.

　　museum: 博物馆

　　到咖啡店或者博物馆去

　　Meet people. Talk to them.

　　认识些人和他们交流

　　Take an interest in their lives.

　　了解下人家的生活

　　-Sheldon: That's insane on the face of it.

　　insane: 疯癫的

　　疯了呗

　　Come on.,

　　走吧

　　-Leonard:  Where Are we going?

　　我们去哪儿?

　　You're driving me to the mall.

　　mall: 卖场

　　你载我去卖场

　　I'm going to acquire a book that summarizes the, current theories in the field of friend-making.

　　acquire: 获得 summarize: 总结 current: 目前的 theory:理论 field: 领域 friend-making: 交友

　　我要去买本现存交友领域的理论大全

　　-Leonard: Why don't you just lie down, on the floor and swim there?

　　lie down: 躺下

　　你干嘛不直接躺地上游过去呢?

　　[scene: in the comic store, Leonard and Sheldon…]

　　-Sheldon: Coping with the Death of a Loved One.

　　Coping with: 积极应对

　　<如何面对至爱的离去>

　　My condolences.,

　　condolence: 慰问

　　节哀顺变感谢你

　　-grandpa:Thank you.

　　-Sheldon: Family or friend?,

　　家人还是朋友?

　　-grandpa:Family.

　　家人

　　-Sheldon: Too bad.

　　太遗憾了

　　-grandpa:Thank you.

　　If it had been a friend, I'm, available to fill the void.

　　available: 可利用的 fill: 填 void: 空间

　　如果是朋友我刚好可以填补空缺

　　It's just as well. She, smelled like mothballs.

　　smell: 闻 mothball: 卫生球

　　没关系她满身卫生球味道

　　-Leonard: Okay,if you're gonna start sniffing, people, I'm gonna go get a hot pretzel.

　　sniffing: 嗅闻 pretzel: 一种脆饼干

　　好吧要是你在这嗅人玩 我去买点热脆饼

　　-Sheldon: Excuse me.

　　劳驾

　　Do you have any books, about making friends?

　　有交友的书吗?

　　-assistant:Um,yeah,but they're all for little kids.

　　kid: 小孩

　　嗯有但都是写给小孩子的

　　-Sheldon: I assume the skills can be, extrapolated and transferred.

　　assume: 假定 extrapolate: 推测 transfer: 可转移的

　　我想技巧可以推断道理相通嘛

　　-assistant:I guess. They're right over, there by the wooden train set.

　　wooden: 木头的 train set: 成套火车

　　可能吧就在木火车那边

　　-Sheldon: I love trains.

　　我爱火车

　　-assistant: I bet you do.

　　bet: 打赌【这里表示讽刺啦】

　　你当然喜欢了

　　-Sheldon: Oh,my,that's awfully sticky.

　　awfully: 非常，很 sticky: 粘性的

　　哎呀还真粘

　　All right,let's see...

　　好了我来瞧瞧哈...

　　Bernie Bunny Has Two Daddies Now.

　　<兔子波尼有两个爸爸了>

　　Bunny: 兔子

　　That's probably about, homosexual rabbits.

　　probably: 可能 homosexual: 同性恋 rabbit: 兔子

　　估计是同志兔子的故事

　　Gerry the Gerbil and, the Bullies on the Bus.

　　Bullies: 欺负弱小者

　　<沙鼠杰瑞和恶霸在公车上>

　　Read it. Not helpful.

　　读过了没啥用

　　Oh,here we go.

　　哦有了

　　Stu the Cockatoo Is New at the Zoo.

　　Cockatoo: 风头鹦鹉 Zoo: 动物园

　　<动物园的新成员鹦鹉斯图>

　　friend,Mark, and their cockatoo Stu."

　　Cockatoo: 风头鹦鹉

　　Sarah Carpenter作现与其爱人朋友Mark以及鹦鹉斯图

　　Hardly makes her an expert in, making friends, wouldn't you agree?

　　Hardly : 简直不 expert: 专家

　　没有点交友专家的样子你说是吧?

　　- Rebecca: I don't like birds. They scare me.

　　scare: 惊恐

　　我不喜欢鸟类它们多吓人

　　-Sheldon: Me,too.

　　我也是诶

　　Most people don't see it.

　　see: 明白

　　很多人都意识不到

　　What are you reading?

　　你读啥呢?

　　- Rebecca: Curious George.

　　Curious: 好奇的

　　<好奇的乔治>

　　-Sheldon: Oh,I do like monkeys.

　　monkey: 猴子

　　哦猴子我可喜欢

　　- Rebecca: Curious George is a monkey.

　　Curious: 好奇的

　　好奇乔治就是猴子

　　-Sheldon: Somewhat anthropomorphized, but yes.

　　anthropomorphize: 人格化

　　算是人格化的但没错

　　Say,maybe sometime you and I could go, see monkeys together. Would you like that?

　　monkey: 猴子

　　或许啥时候咱俩去看个猴子呗你觉得好不?

　　- Rebecca: Okay.

　　好哇

　　-Leonard: Sheldon,what are you doing?

　　Sheldon 你干嘛呢?

　　-Sheldon: I'm making friends with this, little girl. What's your name?

　　我和这小女孩交朋友呢你叫什么名字?

　　- Rebecca: Rebecca.

　　Rebecca

　　-Sheldon: Hi,Rebecca. I'm your new friend,Sheldon.

　　嗨 Rebecca 我是你的新朋友Sheldon

　　-Leonard: No,you're not. Let's go.

　　不别搞了走吧

　　-Sheldon: we were really hitting It off.,

　　hit It off: 合得来

　　我俩聊得正投机呢

　　-Leonard: Don't look up. There's cameras.

　　camera: 相机

　　别抬头上面有摄像头

　　[ scene: Howard,Leonard and Rajesh goes back their house…]

　　-Rajesh: ********the "How well do, you know Sheldon" section,

　　section: 部分

　　我想知道哈在"你有多了解Sheldon"那项

　　what did you put for, his favorite amino acid?

　　favorite: 喜欢的 amino acid : 氨基酸 amino: 氨基的 acid: 酸

　　他最喜欢的氨基酸你们填的啥?

　　-Leonard and Howard: Lysine., Lysine.

　　Lysine: 赖氨酸

　　赖氨酸赖氨酸

　　Damn it, I had lysine and changed it.

　　Damn it: 该死，俚语 Lysine: 赖氨酸

　　完了我本来写了赖氨酸又改了

　　-Sheldon: Oh,good,you're just in time.

　　太好了时间刚刚好

　　I believe I've isolated the, algorithm for making friends.

　　isolate: 孤立 algorithm: 算法

　　我想我解开了交友解题步骤

　　-Leonard: Sheldon,there is no, algorithm for making friends.

　　algorithm: 算法

　　Sheldon 交友哪有解题步骤啊

　　-Howard: Well,hear him out. If, he's really onto something,

　　得了听他讲完要是真有啥发现

　　we could open a booth at, Comic-Con.Make a fortune.

　　booth: 货摊   Comic: 连环漫画 Make a fortune: 发财

　　咱就在动漫大会上弄个展台赚他一笔

　　-Sheldon: See,my initial approach to, Kripke had the same deficiencies

　　initial: 最初的 approach: 接近 deficiency: 缺点

　　是这样我最初和Kripke搭话就跟

　　as those that plagued Stu the, Cockatoo when he was new at the zoo.

　　plague: 折磨 zoo: 动物园

　　鹦鹉斯图刚到公园时一样有着缺陷

　　-Rajesh: Stu the Cockatoo?

　　Cockatoo: 鹦鹉

　　鹦鹉斯图?

　　-Leonard: Yes. He's new at the zoo.

　　zoo: 动物园

　　没错他是动物园新成员

　　-Sheldon: It's a terrific book.

　　terrific: 极好的

　　超赞的书

　　I've distilled its essence into a simple flow chart that will guide me through the process.

　　distill: 提取 essence: 本质   simple: 简单的 flow chart : 流程图 flow: 流动 chart: 图表 guide: 指导 process: 过程

　　我摘录它的精华制作了流程图来指导我

　　-Howard: Have you thought about putting him in a, crate while you're out of the apartment?

　　crate: 板条箱 apartment: 公寓

　　有没有考虑过出门时把他装进大木箱里?

　　-Sheldon: Hello,Kripke? Sheldon Cooper here.

　　你好 Kripke? 我是Sheldon Cooper

　　It occurred to me that you, hadn't returned any of my calls

　　occurr to: 想到 occurr: 发生

　　我想到哈你没回我的电话

　　because I hadn't offered any concrete, suggestions for pursuing our friendship.

　　offer: 提供 suggestion: 建议 pursue:追求

　　是因为我没为发展友情提出实际建议

　　Perhaps the two of us, might share a meal together.

　　Perhaps: 或许 share: 分享

　　或许咱俩该一起吃个饭

　　I see.

　　了解

　　Well,then perhaps you'd, have time for a hot beverage?

　　beverage: 饮料

　　那有没有时间喝个热饮?