-Sheldon: The problem appears to be unsolvable.

　　appear: 似乎 unsolvable: 不能解决的

　　问题看来是解不出了

　　-Rajesh: Maybe we could run some, computer simulations.

　　computer simulation: 电脑模拟 computer: 电脑 simulations: 模拟

　　做电脑模拟试试呢

　　-Howard: There are too many variables., It would take forever.

　　variables: 变量 forever: 永远

　　变量太多一辈子都弄不完

　　-Leonard: We've got to be missing something.

　　miss: 失去

　　肯定漏下啥了

　　Let's start again.

　　咱重来一次

　　The movie is playing here at 7:20, here, at 7:40, here at 8:10 and here at 8:45.

　　movie:电影

　　电影在这是7:20上映这是7:40 这是8:10 这里是8:45

　　-Sheldon: These theaters Have to be eliminated.,

　　theater: 剧院 eliminate: 消除

　　这些影院要排除掉

　　-Leonard: Why?

　　They're state-of-the-art digital, projection, 20-channel surround sound.

　　digital: 数字的 projection: 投射 channel: 频道 surround sound: 环绕立体声 surround: 环绕

　　为啥?

　　这有最先进的数码放映机 20通路环绕立体声

　　-Sheldon: Yes, but they have no Icy machines.

　　Icy :冰的 machine: 机器

　　是但那没有冰吸饮料机

　　Despite my aggressive, letter-writing campaign, I might add.

　　Despite: 尽管 aggressive: 侵略性的 campaign: 战役

　　还无视我的写信抗议顺便说一下

　　-Rajesh: What about the multiplex, here? The seats are terrific.

　　multiplex: 多样的 terrific: 极好的

　　这个多功能影厅怎么样? 座位舒服极了

　　-Sheldon: They have Twizzlers, instead of Red Vines.

　　那的绳子糖是Twizzlers牌而不是Red Vines的

　　No amount of lumbar support, can compensate for that.

　　No amount of: 即使再… lumbar: 腰椎 compensate for: 赔偿 compensate: 补偿

　　坐着腰部再舒服也无法弥补

　　-Leonard: Well, it's gonna take, at least an hour to eat,

　　gonna: going to 的口语形式 at least: 至少

　　吃饭至少要花上一小时

　　and I don't see a Sheldon-approved restaurant, proximate to a Sheldon-approved theater.

　　approved: 被认可的 restaurant: 餐厅 proximate: 最近的 theater: 剧院

　　咋就找不到Sheldon许可餐厅和Sheldon许可影院挨着那种呢

　　-Rajesh: we could eat after the movie.,

　　咱可以看完再吃

　　-Sheldon: Unacceptable.

　　Unacceptable: 不被接受的

　　不可以

　　The delay would result in tomorrow, morning's bowel movement occurring at work.

　　delay: 延迟 result in: 导致 bowel movement: 排便 bowel: 肠 movement: 运动 occur: 发生

　　晚吃饭的话明早工作时该想排便了

　　-Rajesh: Hang on, hang on., There's a 7-Eleven here.

　　hang on: 坚持一下

　　别急别急这有个7-11便利店

　　We smuggle Srpies, which are, essentially Icees, in under our coats,

　　smuggle: 走私 essentially: 本质上

　　我们把思乐冰雪泥藏衣服里带进去就当做冰吸果饮

　　after having a pleasant meal, either here, here or here.

　　之前呢先在这这或这饱餐一顿

　　-Howard: I don't see how we missed that.

　　miss: 错过

　　刚才咋没发现呢

　　-Sheldon: Excuse me, in what, universe are Slurpies Icees?

　　universe: 宇宙

　　打扰一下啥时候思乐冰雪泥成了冰吸果饮的一种了?

　　-Rajesh: That's how we missed it.

　　miss: 错过

　　所以没发现呗

　　-Leonard: Sheldon, would you be prepared,, on a non-precedential basis,

　　prepare: 准备 precedential: 有先例的 basis: 基础

　　to create an emergency ad, hoc Slurpie-Icee equivalency?

　　create: 创造 emergency: 紧急 ad: 广告 equivalency: 相等

　　紧急临时把这俩饮品等同看待?

　　-Sheldon: Oh, Leonard, you know I can't do that.

　　哦 Leonard 你知道我做不到

　　-Howard: Okay, I guess we only have one option.

　　option: 选择

　　好了看来只有一个法子了

　　-Rajesh: Yep, I don't see any way around it.

　　是啊别无他法

　　-Leonard: Bye, Sheldon.,拜 Sheldon

　　-Rajesh:  See ya.

　　See ya: 再见，相当于see you

　　再见

　　Stay loose.

　　loose: 松弛，口语【这里在讽刺Sheldon，让他放松的坐在家里】

　　不用送

　　-Sheldon: They're right, it was the only option.

　　option: 选择

　　他们没错就这一个办法了

　　[ Penny tries to hide in Sheldon’s house…]

　　-Penny: Ooh, ooh, shut the door, shut the door.

　　shut: 关

　　噢噢关门关门

　　-Sheldon: Why?,

　　为啥?

　　-Penny: Just do it!

　　Just do it: 就这么做

　　关就是了!

　　Get inside and shut the door.,

　　shut: 关

　　进来再关门

　　-Sheldon:  Well, you didn't specify.

　　specify: 详细说明

　　你又没说清楚

　　-Penny: Is Leonard around?

　　Leonard在吗?

　　-Sheldon: He went to the movies without me.

　　他去看电影了没带上我

　　It was the only option.

　　option: 选择

　　只有这样子才行

　　I'm sorry, I don't understand, which social situation this is.

　　social situation: 社会情境 situation: 情况

　　抱歉我还没搞清是什么状况

　　Could you give me some, guidance as to how to proceed?

　　guidance: 指导 proceed: 继续进行

　　你能给点指示告诉我接下来干啥吗?

　　-Penny: The building manager's showing an apartment, downstairs, and I haven't paid my rent.

　　building: 建筑 manager: 管理员 apartment : 公寓 rent: 租金

　　大楼管理人在楼下介绍房子呢我还没付房租

　　-Sheldon: Oh, I see.

　　哦明白了

　　Penny, I'm not sure I'm comfortable harboring a, fugitive from the 2311 North Los Robles Corporation.

　　comfortable: 舒服的 harboring: 怀着【harboring sb有藏匿某人的意思】 fugitive: 逃亡的 Corporation.: 公司【这里指的是公寓的所属公司】

　　Penny 我好像不太喜欢私藏北Los Robles公寓楼2311号逃犯

　　-Penny: It's no big deal.I'm just, a little behind on my bills

　　no big deal: 没什么了不起的 bill: 钞票

　　没啥大不了的我就是有点缺钱

　　because they cut back my hours at, the restaurant and my car broke down.

　　cut back: 削减 restaurant: 餐厅 break down: 抛锚

　　因为他们削减了我的上班时间而且我的车还坏了

　　-Sheldon: If you recall, I pointed out the "check, engine" light to you several months ago.

　　recall: 回想起 pointed out: 指出 check: 检查 engine: 发动机 several: 几个月

　　你还记得的话几个月前我跟你提过"检查引擎"指示灯的事

　　-Penny: The "check engine" light is, fine. It's still blinking away.

　　check: 检查 engine: 发动机 blink: 闪光

　　检查引擎的灯没事还闪啊闪呢

　　It's the stupid engine, that stopped working.

　　stupid: 愚蠢的 engine: 发动机

　　是那倒霉引擎坏掉了

　　It cost me like $1,200 to fix it.

　　fix: 修理

　　花了我1200块去修

　　-Sheldon: You know, it occurs to me you could solve, all your problems by obtaining more money.

　　occur to: 想到 occur: 发生 solve: 解决 obtain: 得到

　　知道么我突然想到你可以挣更多钱来解决这些问题

　　-Penny: Yes, it occurs to me, too.

　　occur to: 想到 occur: 发生

　　是哈我也想到了

　　-Sheldon: Hang on a moment.

　　等下

　　Here. Take some. Pay, me back when you can.

　　pay back:归还

　　来拿点吧有钱了再还

　　-Penny: Wow, you got a lot of money in there.

　　哇里面钱还不少啊

　　-Sheldon: That's why it's guarded by snakes.

　　guard: 守卫 snake: 蛇

　　所以才派蛇来看守嘛

　　Take some.,

　　-Penny: - Don't be silly.

　　silly: 傻瓜

　　拿点吧别犯傻了

　　-Sheldon: I'm never silly.

　　silly: 傻瓜

　　我才不傻

　　Here., -

　　-Penny: No, I can't.

　　拿着不不行

　　-Sheldon: Don't you need money?

　　你不是需要钱吗?

　　-Penny: Well, Yeah, but...,

　　需要但是...

　　-Sheldon: - This is money I'm not using.

　　这些钱我用不着

　　Penny: But what if you need it?

　　那用得上时咋办?

　　-Sheldon: My expenses account for 46., 9% of my after-tax income.

　　expenses account : 费用账户 expense: 花费 account: 账户 tax: 税收 income: 收入

　　我的花销占我税后工资的46.9%

　　The rest is divvied up between, a small savings account,

　　divvy:分摊 savings account: 储蓄账户 account: 账户

　　其他钱就分摊给小的储蓄帐户

　　this deceptive container, of peanut brittle

　　deceptive: 欺骗的 container: 容器 peanut: 花生 brittle: 易碎的

　　也就是这个糊弄人的花生脆罐子

　　and the hollowed-out buttocks, of a superhero action figure

　　hollow: 彻底的 buttock: 臀部 超级英雄 action figure: 玩具人 figure: 人物

　　还有一个超级英雄手办被掏空的屁股

　　who shall remain nameless, for his own protection.

　　nameless: 匿名的 protection.: 保护

　　为了他的安全起见将继续隐姓埋名

　　Or her own protection.

　　protection.: 保护

　　或者说为了她的安全起见

　　Take some.,

　　-Penny: Really? I mean, Are you sure?

　　拿点吧真的? 你确定?

　　-Sheldon: I see no large upcoming expenditures, unless they develop an affordable technology

　　upcoming: 即将来临的 expenditure: 开支 affordable: 负担得起 technology: 技术

　　我看不会有什么大的开销除非发明了负担得起的科技

　　to fuse my skeleton with, adamantium like Wolverine.

　　fuse : 融合 skeleton: 骨骼 adamantium: 金刚狼 Wolverine: 狼

　　可以让我的骨骼坚硬像金刚狼一样

　　-Penny: Are th working on that?

　　working on: 致力于

　　真在发明这个?

　　-Sheldon: I sincerely hope so.

　　sincerely: 真诚的

　　我是真心希望

　　-Penny: Okay. Well, thank you.

　　好吧谢谢

　　Oh, no, I can't.

　　哦不我不能要

　　Sheldon honey, I don't want, things to be weird between us.

　　honey: 亲爱的 weird: 怪异的

　　Sheldon亲爱的我不想把咱俩关系搞得怪怪的

　　-Sheldon: Won't it also be weird if I have to say, hello to you every morning on my way to work

　　weird: 怪异的

　　那我每天早晨上班路上都要和你打招呼

　　and you're living in a refrigerator box, and washing your hair with rain water?

　　refrigerator: 冰箱 wash: 洗 hair: 头发

　　你要住在冰箱里用雨水洗头这样怪不怪呢?

　　-Penny: I'll pay you back as soon as I can.

　　pay back: 偿还

　　我一有钱就还给你

　　-Sheldon: Of course you will.

　　那是当然

　　-Penny: It's impossible to pay me, back sooner than you can.

　　impossible: 不可能 pay back: 偿还

　　你还没钱呢就还我是不可能的嘛

　　-Sheldon: Assuming you subscribe to a linear, understanding of time and causality.

　　Assuming: 假设 subscribe: 同意 linear: 线性的 causality: 因果关系

　　猜你应该同意时间和因果的线性理论

　　-Penny: I'm regretting this already.

　　regret: 后悔

　　我已经开始后悔了

　　[ Sheldon and Leonard just came back…]

　　-Sheldon: You know, I've given, the matter some thought,

　　matter: 事情

　　我考虑了一下那个问题

　　and I think I'd be willing to be a house, pet to a race of super-intelligent aliens.

　　be willing to: 愿意 pet: 宠物 super: 超级 intelligent: 聪明的 alien: 外国人

　　我想我愿意做高智商外星人的宠物

　　-Leonard: Interesting.

　　有意思

　　-Sheldon: Ask me why.

　　问问我为什么

　　-Leonard: Do I have to?

　　必须问啊?

　　-Sheldon: Of course. That's how you, move a conversation forward.

　　conversation: 对话

　　当然了这样才能继续对话啊

　　-Leonard: Why?

　　为什么呢?

　　-Sheldon: The learning opportunities, would be abundant.

　　opportunity: 机会 abundant: 充裕的

　　将会有很多学习的机会

　　Additionally, I like, having my belly scratched.

　　Additionally: 此外 belly: 腹部 scratched: 抓

　　还有呢我喜欢人家挠我肚肚

　　-Leonard: Hey, Penny. How was work?

　　嘿 Penny 工作咋样?

　　-Penny: Grt. I hope I'm a waitress at the, Cheesecake Factory for my whole life.

　　waitress: 女服务员 Cheesecake: 芝士蛋糕

　　棒极了真希望一辈子都做蛋糕店的服务员

　　-Sheldon: Was that sarcasm?

　　sarcasm: 讽刺

　　这是说反话吗?

　　-Penny: No.

　　不是

　　-Sheldon: Was that sarcasm?

　　sarcasm: 讽刺

　　这是说反话吗?

　　-Penny: Yes.

　　是的

　　-Sheldon: Was that, sar--

　　这是说反话...

　　-Leonard: Stop it!

　　打住吧!

　　-Sheldon: Penny, you appear to, have a package here.

　　appear to: 似乎 package: 包裹

　　Penny 你有一个包裹

　　-Penny: Oh, thanks. This must, be the beret I ordered.

　　beret: 贝雷帽 order: 预定

　　哦谢谢肯定是我订的贝雷帽

　　A couple of months ago., It was back-ordered.

　　A couple of: 一对 back-ordered: 待发货订单

　　几个月前订的延期交货

　　-Sheldon: Did you know the beret is an example of piece of, women's fashion adapted from male military uniforms?

　　beret: 贝雷帽 fashion: 流行 adapt: 改编 male: 男性的 military: 军事的 uniform: 制服

　　知道不贝雷帽是由男性军装演变来的女性时尚之一?

　　Another fascinating, example is the epaulet.

　　fascinate: 使着迷 epaulet: 肩章

　　还有个好例子就是肩章