lie: 说谎【lying是现在进行时】 fascinate: 使着迷

　　他说真的他真觉得那玩意不错

　　-Penny: Okay, whatever.

　　好了随便了

　　It's not like I'm running up and down, the streets just buying myself berets.

　　up and down: 到处 beret: 贝雷帽

　　我又不是到处跑只为买贝雷帽

　　I bought one, like, a month, ago, and it was back-ordered.

　　back-ordered: 待发货订单

　　我买了一顶 n个月前买的还是延期交货

　　Look, it finally arrived, all right?

　　finally: 最终

　　瞧着终于来了好吗?

　　-Sheldon: All right.,

　　好吧

　　-Penny: Oh, My God, would you just Get off My case?

　　哦天啊你能别理我了不?

　　-Leonard: Weird.

　　怪哦

　　-Sheldon: Oh, good, that was an unusual, interaction. I wasn't sure.

　　Interaction: 相互作用

　　哦是啊这次交流的确别扭我还不确定呢

　　-Leonard: Did you guys have an argument?

　　guy: 家伙 argument: 争论

　　你俩吵架了?

　　-Sheldon: No.

　　没有

　　-Leonard: Well, you clearly did, something to aggravate her.

　　aggravate: 激怒，用于口语

　　你肯定做啥事惹着她了

　　-Sheldon: I'm at a loss.

　　at a loss: 困惑不解 loss: 遗失

　　我糊涂了都

　　If you like, you can review my, daily log of social interactions

　　review: 回顾 daily: 每天的 log: 记录 interaction: 相互作用

　　你愿意的话可以看看我的每日交际记录

　　and see if there's a, blunder I overlooked.

　　blunder: 大错 overlook: 忽视

　　看有没啥大错被我忽视了

　　[ scene: the four guys and Penny is eating…]

　　-Leonard: Here you go.

　　给你

　　Oh, you owe me another two dollars., The price of moo shu pork went up.

　　owe: 欠 price: 价格 moo shu pork: 木须肉 pork: 猪肉 go up: 上升

　　对了你欠我两块钱木须肉涨价了

　　-Howard: It's getting tougher and, tougher to be a bad Jew.

　　tough: 困难的 Jew: 犹太人

　　做个坏犹太人越来越难了

　　-Leonard: Here you go, Penny., Shrimp with lobster sauce.

　　Shrimp:虾米 lobster: 虾 sauce: 调味汁

　　你的 Penny 带龙虾酱的虾

　　Thank you, Leonard. What's my share?

　　share: 份额

　　谢了 Leonard 我的多少钱?

　　-Leonard: Don't worry about it. It's my treat.

　　my treat: 我请客

　　算了我请客

　　-Penny: No, really, How much?,

　　不说真的多少钱?

　　-Leonard: It's... hatever. $10, $11.

　　10块还是11块吧

　　-Penny: Well, which is it, $10 or $11?

　　到底多少 10还是11?

　　-Leonard: 14.50 But it's no biggie.

　　no biggie: 不要紧，俚语

　　14.5 不算什么啦

　　You'll get the next one.

　　下次你请

　　-Penny: What?

　　笑啥?

　　-Howard: He was just wondering if he wo, skintight jeans and a tank top

　　wonder if: 想知道是否 skintight: 紧身衣 jean: 牛仔 tank top: 背心 tank: 坦克

　　他在想要是他也穿紧身仔裤吊带背心

　　if he'd get his shrimp lo mein for free.

　　shrimp: 虾 for free: 免费 lo mein: 拌面

　　他的虾捞面是不是也免费

　　-Penny: What are you saying?

　　说什么呢?

　　That I'm using my body to get dinner?

　　我利用自己的身体换饭吃?

　　That I'm some kind of, Chinese food prostitute?

　　prostitute: 妓女

　　我是中餐妓女啊?

　　-Howard: Yeah, Raj, what are you saying?

　　就是 Raj 咋说话呢?

　　-Penny: 'Cause let me tell you something, buddy.

　　'Cause : because buddy: 伙计

　　我告诉你们兄弟们

　　I pay my own way in this world, okay?

　　我自己花自己的钱好不?

　　I don't rely on anybody!

　　rely on: 依靠 rely: 依赖

　　我不靠任何人!

　　What was that about?

　　咋跑了?

　　-Howard: He has a nervous bladder, when he's stressed out.

　　nervous: 紧张 bladder: 膀胱 be stressed out: 紧张 stress: 压力

　　他一紧张膀胱就受不了

　　Kind of like a puppy.

　　puppy: 小狗

　　跟狗狗差不多

　　-Penny: Here, Leonard--, $10, $11, $12...

　　给你 Leonard 10 11 12...14块钱

　　-Leonard: It was $14. 50, but it's okay.

　　是14块5 但没事的

　　-Sheldon: Oh, good. Dinner's here.

　　哦太好了晚饭来了

　　-Penny: Yes, dinner's here, and I'm having, some. I'm having takeout food.

　　takeout: 外卖的

　　是的有晚饭吃我在吃我在吃外带食品

　　-Sheldon: Okay.,

　　-Penny:  You're damn right it's okay.

　　damn: 非常

　　好吧你算是说对了

　　I've been having leftovers at, the restaurant for like four days,

　　leftover: 吃剩的饭菜 restaurant: 餐厅

　　我在餐馆吃了4天剩饭了

　　and I wanted something, different. So sue me.

　　sue: 控告

　　我想吃点不一样的咋了去告我呀

　　-Sheldon: Forgive me, Penny, but that would be the, very definition of a frivolous lawsuit.

　　Forgive: 原谅 definition: 定义 frivolous: 琐碎的 lawsuit: 诉讼

　　恕我直言 Penny 那可就是纯粹的琐碎案了

　　-Penny: Sheldon, look, I will pay, you back as soon as I can.

　　Sheldon 听着我一有钱就还你

　　You just have to give me more time.

　　你得多给我点时间

　　-Leonard: Oh, wait, you lent her money?

　　lent:借给

　　等等你借她钱了?

　　-Sheldon: She needed money.

　　她需要钱

　　You seem under pressure. Did I, not lend you a sufficient amount?

　　under pressure: 面临压力 pressure: 压力 lent:借给 sufficient: 足够的 amount: 总数

　　你看起来很有负担我借你的钱不够?

　　Because I n give you more.

　　我还可以多给你点

　　-Penny: Oh, you know, you would just, love that, wouldn't you? Yeah.

　　哦你就爱施舍是吧?

　　You would just love to open, up your little snake can

　　open up: 打开 snake: 蛇 can: 罐子

　　你就喜欢打开那小蛇罐子

　　and throw some money at the, girl who can't pay her bills.

　　throw: 扔 bill: 账单

　　把钱丢给付不起账单的女孩

　　-Leonard: Where are you going?

　　你去哪啊?

　　-Penny: Going home, where I won't be, interrogated like a criminal.

　　interrogate: 审问 criminal.: 罪犯

　　回家我可不想被当做犯人审了

　　I forgot my fortune cookie.

　　fortune cookie: 福饼 fortune: 运气 cookie: 饼干

　　忘拿福饼了

　　-Sheldon: In case either of you, have larceny in your heart,

　　In case : 假如 larceny: 盗窃

　　提前跟心怀鬼胎的人说

　　you should know that I've moved, my money out of the snake can.

　　snake: 蛇 can: 罐子

　　我的钱已经不在小蛇罐子里了

　　-Leonard: But if you're ever short, there's always, a couple of 50s in Green Lantern's ass.

　　a couple of: 一对 Lantern : 灯笼 ass: 屁股

　　你们要是啥时候缺钱绿灯侠的屁股里永远藏着几张50的

　　[scene: Penny eats her food by the light of the candle …]

　　candle: 蜡烛

　　-Leonard: A little mood lighting, huh?

　　mood: 心情

　　蛮有情调哈?

　　-Penny: Yeah.When I didn't pay my bill,

　　bill: 账单

　　是啊我没付账单

　　the Department of Water and Power, thought I would enjoy the ambience.

　　Power Department: 电力公司 ambience: 气氛

　　水电局觉得我会喜欢这氛围

　　-Leonard: Yeah, they're very considerate that way.

　　considerate:体贴

　　是啊他们还真体贴

　　-Penny: I used Sheldon's money to pay my rent.

　　rent: 租金

　　我用Sheldon的钱付了房租

　　Then I had like $14 left over.

　　leave over: 剩余

　　然后剩下14块吧

　　$14, huh?

　　14块哦?

　　-Penny: Put it back in your pocket, or I'll, find some other place to put it.

　　pocket: 口袋

　　放回口袋里要不我找地方塞

　　-Leonard: Back in the pocket it goes.

　　放回口袋啦

　　Look, you do understd that Sheldon really, doesn't care when he gets the money back.

　　care: 在乎

　　你该知道Sheldon并不在意你啥时候还钱

　　It's actually one of the few idiosyncrasies that, doesn't make you want to, you know, kill him.

　　actually: 实际上 idiosyncrasies: 气质

　　说实话是他少有的几个好地方之一让人不那么想...杀了他

　　-Penny: Yeah, well, that's not, really my big problem.

　　那倒不是我的大问题

　　-Leonard: So you're a little behind on your bills., Everybody gets behind on their bills.

　　bill: 账单

　　你缺钱付不起账单嘛人人都有这样的时候

　　-Penny: Yeah, I know, it's just..., this wasn't the plan.

　　是我知道只是...计划不是这样的

　　It wasn't supposed to go this way.

　　be supposed to: 猜想

　　不该这样嘛

　　-Leonard: Well, what was the plan?

　　计划是什么样的?

　　-Penny: Um, waitress for six months, and then become a movie star.

　　waitress: 女服务员 movie: 电影

　　做六个月服务员然后成为电影明星

　　-Leonard: Was there a plan B?

　　有没后备计划?

　　-Penny: TV star.

　　电视明星

　　-Leonard: It's probably not as bad as, you think. Let's take a look.

　　probably:可能

　　或许没你想的那么糟我们看看

　　Maybe we can find some corners to cut.

　　corner: 角落 cut: 削减

　　也许能找到省钱的法子呢

　　Oh, here's something.

　　看这个

　　If you don't have electricity,, then you probably don't need cable.

　　electricity: 电力 probably: 可能 cable: 电缆

　　你要是没电的话也就用不上有线电视了

　　Just a suggestion.

　　suggestion: 建议

　　提议而已

　　$170 dollars for acting classes?

　　acting: 演戏

　　170美元的表演课?

　　-Penny: Oh, no, I can't give, up my acting classes.

　　give up: 放弃

　　不行表演课绝对不能省

　　I'm a professional actress.

　　professional: 职业的 actress: 女演员

　　我是职业演员

　　-Leonard: You've had an acting, job where you got paid?

　　你有能进账的表演工作了?

　　-Penny: That is not the, definition of professional.

　　definition: 定义 professional: 职业的

　　职业不是这么定义的

　　-Leonard: Actually, it kind of..., Let's keep looking.

　　其实吧有点...咱接着看

　　Whoa, what's $1,800 to the Los, Angeles County Superior Court?

　　Superior: 高级的 Superior Court: 高级法院

　　喔洛杉矶高级法庭的1800块怎么回事?

　　-Penny: Oh, that's nothing.

　　哦没什么

　　-Leonard: Nothing? It sounds like you got caught, speeding going 4,000 miles an hour.

　　speed: 速度

　　没什么? 这么多钱感觉像你以每小时4千英里超速被捕呢

　　-Penny: Well, remember Kurt?

　　remember: 记得

　　记得Kurt吗?

　　-Leonard: Your ex-boyfriend?

　　ex-boyfriend: 前男友

　　你前男友?

　　-Penny: Yeah. He got arrested for, taking a whiz on a cop car.

　　arrest: 逮捕 take a whiz: 尿尿   whiz:嗖嗖声 cop: 警察

　　嗯他在警车上撒尿被抓了

　　-Leonard: What?,

　　啥?

　　-Penny: He Was drunk.

　　他喝多了

　　-Leonard: I would hope so.

　　我猜也是

　　-Penny: Anyway, he had a bunch of outstanding, tickets and a bench warrant,

　　a bunch of: 一堆 bunch: 群 bench warrant: 法院拘票 bench: 长凳 warrant: 正当理由

　　总之他收了一堆罚单和一张拘票

　　so I, you know, I paid his fines.

　　fine: 罚款

　　我...替他付了罚款

　　-Leonard: Did he pay you back?

　　pay back: 偿还

　　他还你没有?

　　-Penny: No, but he will.

　　没但他会还的

　　-Leonard: And that's based on the inherent, credit-worthiness of people

　　based on: 基于 inherent: 内在的 credit: 信用的 worthiness: 值得

　　你信那与生俱来值得信赖

　　who get drunk and urinate, on police vehicles?

　　urinate: 小便 vehicle: 车辆

　　喝得醉醺醺在警车上撒尿的人?

　　-Penny: Leonard, I'm not gonna call, up Kurt and ask him for money.

　　gonna: going to

　　Leonard 我才不会打电话给Kurt 找他要钱呢

　　-Leonard: Well... what are you gonna do?

　　那你怎么办?

　　-Penny: I don't know, but I may have, to find a cheaper place to live.

　　cheap: 便宜

　　不知道或许得找个便宜的地方住

　　-Leonard: Oh, no...

　　不要啊

　　Oh, you don't want to do that.

　　你不能搬啊

　　-Penny: Why not?

　　为什么不?

　　-Leonard: Moving is a big deal.

　　a big deal: 大事 deal: 待遇

　　搬家可是大事

　　You have to go to the, supermarket and get boxes,

　　supermarket: 超市

　　你得去超市找盒子

　　and if they're not clean, then your books, smell like melons, and it's just, like...

　　melon: 西瓜

　　要是盒子不干净你的书会有西瓜味...

　　Why don't you just get, a roommate a stay here?

　　roommate: 室友

　　干嘛不找个室友来继续住这里?

　　-Penny: Well, do you know anybody?

　　你有认识人吗?

　　-Leonard: Well, I'm sure the guy living with, Sheldon wouldn't mind moving in with you.

　　guy: 家伙 mind: 介意 move in :搬家

　　敢肯定Sheldon的室友不介意搬过来

　　-Penny: Oh, Leonard, honey, if we, started living together,

　　honey: 亲爱的

　　Leonard 亲爱的要是我们住在一起

　　I wouldn't be able to, keep my hands off you.

　　我可就离不开你了

　　-Leonard: really?

　　真的?

　　-Penny: And you thought my acting, lessons were a waste of money.

　　a waste of: 浪费 waste: 浪费

　　你还说我报表演课是浪费钱

　　[ scene: they play games…]

　　-Howard: This moo shu pork's burning, a hole through my duodenum.

　　moo shu pork: 木须肉 Pork:猪肉 hole: 洞 duodenum: 十二指肠

　　木须肉要把我十二指肠烧穿了

　　-Rajesh: Leviticus 11:3: "Only that which parteth the hoof, and cheweth the cud among the beasts shall ye eat."

　　hoof: 蹄 cud: 反诌的食物 beast: 野兽

　　利未记第十一章第三节凡蹄分两瓣倒嚼的走兽你们都可以吃

　　-Howard: Hey, do I mock you with the Bhagavad-Gita, every time you scarf down a Whopper?

　　mock: 嘲笑 scarf: 吞

　　嘿你每次吞下大汉堡时我嘲笑过"巴哥维得·吉它"没?