嘿咋样?

　　-Rajesh: We're on a quest through the Valley, of Fire to acquire the sacred crown.

　　quest: 追求 Valley,: 峡谷 acquire: 取得 sacred: 神圣的 crown: 王冠

　　我们在火之山谷探寻圣冠

　　-Howard: You want the Valley of, Fire? It's right here.

　　Valley: 峡谷

　　想找火之山谷? 就在这呢

　　-Leonard: Hey, you guys want to, go on a real live quest?

　　guy: 家伙 quest: 探求

　　嘿你们想不想来个真正的探险?

　　-Sheldon: Outside? I just made cocoa.

　　cocoa: 可可

　　外出啊? 我刚做了可可

　　-Leonard: Come on. It'll be fun.,

　　来吧肯定有意思

　　-Howard: What is it?

　　啥事啊?

　　-Leonard: Do you guys remember, Penny's ex-boyfriend Kurt?

　　guy: 家伙 ex-boyfriend: 前男友 remember: 记得

　　还记得Penny的前男友Kurt吗?

　　Yeah, that's him.

　　对就是他

　　It tur out he owes Penny a lot of, money, and I'm gonna go get it from him.

　　owe: 欠 gonna: going to

　　原来他欠Penny很多钱我想去找他要回来

　　Who's with me?

　　谁跟我走?

　　-Howard: Ooh, double sixes.

　　哦两个六

　　-Leonard: Really? You're just, gonna let me go by myself?

　　真的啊? 你们就让我自己去?

　　-Rajesh: Oh, cool, I got a sword.

　　sword: 剑

　　哦太棒了我得到了剑

　　-Leonard: I could use some help.

　　我需要帮忙

　　-Rajesh: Here.

　　给你

　　-Leonard: You guys are unbelievable.

　　unbelievable: 难以置信的

　　你们真是叫我无语

　　You play a game to simulate adventure,

　　simulate: 模仿 adventure: 冒险

　　你们玩模拟的探险游戏

　　but when there's real adventure out there, in the real world, you just wimp out.

　　wimp out: 畏缩 wimp: 懦弱的人

　　现在真有探险了吧你们又怂了

　　-Sheldon: Leonard, do you not recall the last time we visited, this gentleman, we returned home without pants?

　　recall: 回忆 pant: 裤子

　　Leonard 还记得上次去拜访这位绅士吗回来时连裤子都没有了?

　　-Leonard: I do.,

　　记得

　　-Sheldon:  Are you sure?

　　真记得?

　　Because your proposal, suggests that you don't.

　　proposal: 提议 suggest: 建议

　　听这提议感觉你忘了呢

　　-Leonard: I'm not afraid of him.,

　　我不怕他

　　-Sheldon: - All right. Leonard fairly calls the question:

　　fairly: 公平的好吧 Leonard提出了一个问题

　　Who is in favor of abandoning our game and, confronting Penny's steroid-infused ex-boyfriend

　　abandon: 放弃 confront: 面对 steroid-infused : 【steroid: 类固醇，注入体内可转化成睾丸激素，以前认为注射一定量的鸡血到体内有补药的作用，infused: 灌输】

　　谁想放下手中的游戏加入到对峙 Penny打鸡血的前男友的

　　in a suicidal mission to, extract money from him?

　　suicidal: 自杀的 mission: 使命 extract: 榨取出

　　自杀性讨债任务中去?

　　Say hi to Kurt for us.

　　替我们给Kurt带好

　　-Leonard: Excuse me.

　　听我说

　　When Frodo left the Shire to, take the one ring to Mordor,

　　当弗拉多离开夏尔拿着戒指到魔多时

　　didn't Samwise, Pippin, d Merry go with him?

　　山姆怀斯皮平和梅利没跟他一起去?

　　-Sheldon: They did.,

　　去了

　　-Leonard: Well?

　　那你们呢

　　-Sheldon: They had a terrible time of it, Leonard.

　　terrible: 可怕地

　　他们可是受尽苦啊 Leonard

　　-Rajesh: Plus, no one stole their pants.

　　stole: 偷 pant: 裤子

　　而且没人偷他们裤子

　　-Leonard: Fine. Enjoy your little game., I'll make this quest on my own.

　　quest: 寻求 on my own: 靠自己

　　好吧享受你们的小游戏吧我自己去找他

　　-Howard: Leonard, wait.

　　Leonard 等等

　　Take a jacket. It's shpritzing a little.

　　jacket: 夹克 shprinkle:小雨

　　穿个外套有点小雨

　　-Leonard: You guys suck.

　　suck: 恶心

　　你们怂死了

　　Come on, please? He's so big.

　　来嘛拜托了? 他块头太大

　　[ scene: the four guys come to the frint door of Penny’s ex-boyfriend…]

　　-Leonard:  Okay, is everyone clear on the plan?

　　好了计划都清楚了?

　　-Howard: Yes. Koothrappali's going to, wet himself, I'm gonna throw up,

　　throw up: 呕吐

　　是的 Koothrappali会尿裤子我会吐: 呕吐

　　Sheldon's gonna run away,, and you're going to die.

　　run away: 逃跑

　　Sheldon会跑掉你会死翘翘

　　Shall we synchronize our watches?

　　synchronize: 使…同时

　　对一下时间?

　　-Leonard: Guys, there are four, of us and one of him.

　　伙计们我们有4个人他才一个

　　-Sheldon: Which means his triumph, will be even larger.

　　triumph: 胜利

　　那他的胜利就更加伟大了

　　Minstrels will write songs about him.

　　Minstrels: 歌手【这里暗指《魔戒》，因为之前Leonerd用魔戒里的人物号召其他人和他一起去找Penny的前男友】

　　歌手会写歌歌颂他的

　　-Leonard: Okay, how about this?, I'll do the talking.

　　好了这样吧? 我来谈

　　You just stand behind me, and try to look formidable.

　　formidable: 可怕地

　　你们就站我后边装的吓人一点

　　-Rajesh: I should've peed before we left.

　　peed: 撒尿

　　出门前该先尿一泡的

　　-Kurt :Yeah?

　　什么事?

　　-Leonard: Hi, Kurt.,

　　嗨 Kurt

　　-Kurt : Lenny, right?

　　Lenny 对吧?

　　-Leonard: I don't really go by, Lenny, but that's okay.

　　我不喜欢人叫我Lenny 但也行啦

　　Um, you remember, Sheldon, Howard and Raj.

　　记得吗他们是Sheldon Howard和Raj

　　-Kurt :Y No. What do you want?

　　不记得你有什么事?

　　-Sheldon: You don't remember me? How, could he not remember me?

　　remember: 记得

　　你不记得我了? 他怎么会不记得我呢?

　　-Leonard: Sheldon, not now.

　　Sheldon 不是时候

　　-Kurt :I remember him.

　　我可记得他

　　-Leonard: Okay, here it is.Penny's, in kind of a financial jam,

　　financial: 财政的 jam: 困难

　　好的是这样 Penny有点经济困难

　　and the money that you owe her would, go a long way to solving her problems.

　　owe: 欠 solve:解决

　　你欠她的那些钱可以解决她的难题

　　-Kurt :And she sent you to get it from me?

　　她派你来讨债的?

　　-Leonard: No, no, she's too proud, to ask for the money.

　　proud: 骄傲的

　　不不她放不下架子来要钱

　　I, on the other hand, feel, you should honor your debt.

　　honor: 以…为荣 debt.: 债

　　我呢则觉得你欠债应该还钱

　　-Kurt :You do?

　　你这么想哈?

　　-Leonard: Feel is a kind of a..., it's a strong word.

　　strong: 强烈的

　　觉得这词其实...是很强烈一词

　　Um, I just think it would be, a nice gesture on your part.

　　gesture: 姿势

　　我认为这样做对你也好

　　-Kurt :She'll get it when she gets it.

　　该还她时自然给她了

　　-Howard: Well, there you go. Problem solved.

　　solve: 解决

　　得问题解决了

　　-Rajesh: A successful quest. Now let's go find, a gas station with a clean bathroom.

　　quest: 探求 gas station: 加油站 bathroom: 厕所

　　探险成功咱现在去找个带干净卫生间的加油站吧

　　-Leonard: No, the problem isn't, solved. He just blew us off.

　　不行还没解决他根本没往心里去

　　-Sheldon: I got .he did remember me just because last time I was in Halloween costume.

　　Halloween万圣节   costume:化妆服

　　知道了他不认得我是因为上次见面时我穿的是万圣节衣服

　　-Howard: Come on, Leonard, let'go

　　好了 Leonard 走吧

　　-Leonard: No You can leave if you want, to. I'gonna see this through.

　　不走要走你走我要搞搞清楚

　　Okay.

　　好吧

　　I guess, technically, that was my fault.

　　technically: 技术上 fault: 错误

　　我想应该是我的错

　　I'm not leaving here, without Penny's money.

　　拿不回Penny的钱我就不走

　　-Kurt :What happened to your backup?

　　backup: 后援

　　你的后援团呢?

　　-Leonard: I don't need backup.

　　backup: 后援

　　我不需要后援

　　I have right on my side.

　　right: 正义

　　正义站在我这边

　　And I'm wearing cargo, shorts under my pants.

　　cargo: 货物 shorts: 短裤 pant: 裤子

　　我裤子里穿的是休闲短裤

　　[ scene: Leonard drive the other three men back home…]

　　-Sheldon: Congratulations.

　　Congratulation: 恭喜

　　恭喜

　　You may not have, succeeded in getting cash,

　　cash: 现金 succeeded in: 成功

　　或许你没能成功拿到现金

　　but you did secure a formal, acknowledgment of the debt.

　　secure: 有把握的 formal: 正式的 acknowledgment: 承认书 debt: 债

　　但你拿到了正式的欠债书

　　-Howard: Maybe we should have, your head notarized.

　　notarized: 确认

　　或许我们该拿你脑袋去认证一下

　　-Rajesh: If anybody cares, I still have to pee.

　　pee: 尿尿

　　各位行行好我还是得尿尿

　　[ scene:Penny comes to Sheldon’s house for paying back the money…]

　　-Penny: is Sheldon here?

　　Sheldon在吗? ,

　　-Leonard: Yeah. Hang on. Sheldon!

　　嗯等会 Sheldon!

　　-Penny: Nice hat.

　　帽子不错

　　-Leonard: It's kind of a fashionable, look these days.

　　fashionable: 流行的

　　最近流行这造型

　　-Penny: Maybe if you're working on a tuna boat.

　　tuna: 金枪鱼

　　要是在渔船工作差不多

　　-Sheldon: Hello, Penny.

　　你好啊 Penny

　　-Penny: Sheldon, here is your money. Thank, you very much. It helped a lot.

　　Sheldon 这是你的钱太感谢了帮了我大忙

　　-Sheldon: Sarcasm?

　　Sarcasm: 讽刺

　　反话?

　　-Penny: No.

　　不是

　　-Sheldon: Darn. I can't seem to, get the hang of that.

　　Darn : 【应是damn，该死的，】 get the hang of: 得知窍门 hang: 悬挂

　　讨厌我咋就掌握不好呢

　　-Leonard: Hey, I know it's none of my business,, but where did the money come from?

　　none of my business: 与我无关

　　嘿虽然不关我的事还是想问问钱哪来的?

　　-Penny: Well, I cut back my expenses like you said and, picked up a few more hours at the restaurant,

　　cut back: 削减 expense: 花费 picke up: 选择 restaurant: 餐厅

　　我像你说的那样节省开支在餐馆多加了几个小时的班

　　but the biggest thing was, out of the blue,, Kurt shows up and gives me the money he        owes me.

　　out of the blue: 意外的 blue: 蓝色 show up: 出现 owe: 欠

　　但最重要的是 Kurt突然出现把欠我的钱都还给我了

　　-Leonard: Really? Did he say why?

　　真的啊? 说为啥了没?

　　-Penny: Yes, he said he was feeling guilty, and wanted to do what was right.

　　guilty: 内疚

　　说了他说他很有愧疚感想做对的事

　　-Leonard: That's it?

　　就这样?

　　Did he give any reason as to why, he came to this moral epiphany?

　　moral: 道德的 epiphany: 显现

　　他有没说怎么就突然有道德觉悟了?

　　-Penny: Nope. I just think he's really changed.

　　没我觉得他是真的变了

　　We're having dinner tomorrow night,, and I get to wear my new beret.

　　beret: 贝雷帽

　　我们明晚要一起吃饭我要戴新贝雷帽了

　　Bye, guys.

　　guy: 家伙

　　再见伙计

　　-Leonard: Bye.

　　拜

　　-Sheldon: Well done, Leonard.

　　干得好啊 Leonard

　　The true hero doesn't seek adulation.

　　hero: 英雄 seek: 寻找 adulation: 奉承

　　真正的英雄不求恭维

　　He fights for right and justice, simply because it's his nature.

　　fight: 战斗 justice: 公正 nature: 本性 simply: 简单的

　　出于本性为正义和公平而战

　　-Leonard: Penny's hooking up with her jerk of an ex-boyfriend, and I have indelible ink on my forehead!

　　hooking up: 连接 jerk: 蠢人 ex-boyfriend: 前男友 indelible: 消不去的 ink: 墨水 forehead: 前额

　　Penny和混蛋前男友勾搭上了我脑门还写着大大的墨水字!

　　-Sheldon: That's your badge of honor--, your warrior's wound, if you will.

　　badge: 徽章 honor: 荣誉 warrior: 战士 wound: 创伤

　　这是你的荣誉勋章啊你的战士伤痕你同意的话

　　I was wrong.

　　我错了

　　Minstrels will write songs about you.

　　Minstrels: 歌手

　　歌手会写歌来歌颂你啊

　　-Leonard: Great.

　　大好

　　-Sheldon: * There once was a, brave lad named Leonard *

　　brave: 勇敢 lad: 小伙子

　　* 曾有一位勇敢的青年他的名字叫做Leonard *

　　* With a -fi, fiddle dee-dee *

　　fiddle: 小提琴

　　* 满嘴跑火车逞英雄 *

　　* He faced a fearsome giant *

　　fearsome: 可怕地 giant: 巨人

　　* 他与可怕巨人对峙 *

　　* While Raj just wanted to pee.*,

　　pee: 尿尿

　　而Raj却只想嘘嘘 *