die: 死

　　你Floyd叔叔死了。

　　-Leonard: Oh, my God. What happened?

　　happen: 发生

　　哦，天啊，出什么事了?

　　-Beverly: His heart stopped beating.

　　beat: 搏动

　　他的心脏不跳了。

　　I have to urinate.

　　urinate: 小便

　　我得去小便。

　　-Sheldon: What a remarkable woman.

　　remarkable: 卓越的

　　多么非凡的女人。

　　-Leonard: Yeah, I-I thought you, guys might hit it off.

　　hit it off: 合得来

　　是啊，我就觉着你俩合得来。

　　-Sheldon: I envy you your childhood.

　　envy: 嫉妒 childhood: 童年

　　我很嫉妒你的童年。

　　-Leonard: I hate to tell you, but the only warm memories,

　　hate: 讨厌 warm: 温暖的 memory: 回忆

　　不想这么说，但我童年时期唯一温暖的记忆。

　　I have of my childhood are of my Uncle Floyd.

　　都是来自我Floyd叔叔。

　　-Sheldon: You're clearly misremembering.

　　clearly: 明显 misremember: 记错

　　你很显然记错了。

　　Your mother is brilliant,analytical, insightful.

　　brilliant: 杰出的  analytical: 分析的 insightful: 有深刻见解的

　　你妈妈太有才了，既有分析能力，又富有洞察力。

　　And I'm betting she never hit you with a Bible,

　　bet: 打赌 hit: 打 Bible: 圣经

　　而且我打赌她不会用圣经来打你。

　　because you wouldn't eat your Brussels sprouts.

　　Brussels sprouts: 芽甘蓝

　　就因为你不吃芽甘蓝。

　　-Leonard: Sheldon, you don't give, your mother enough credit.

　　credit: 信誉

　　Sheldon你太不会欣赏你妈妈了。

　　She's warm, she's loving,

　　她很温暖，她很慈爱。

　　she doesn't glue electrodes to your head to,

　　glue: 粘合 electrodes: 电极

　　不会在你学用婴儿便盆时，

　　measure your brain waves while potty training.

　　measure: 测量 brain wave: 脑波 potty: 便壶  training: 训练

　　就把电极粘到你头上来测脑电波。

　　-Sheldon: You were lucky.When I was, a kid, if I wanted an EEG,

　　lucky: 幸运  kid: 孩子 EEG: 脑电图描记器（electroencephalo-graph）

　　够有福了。我小的时候，要是想做脑电图。

　　I had to attach my own electrodes.

　　attach: 系上

　　我还得自己接电极。

　　-Howard: So, Dr.Hofstadter, Leonard rarely talks about, his incredibly successful brother and sister.

　　incredibly: 非常地 successful: 成功

　　Hofstadter博士 Lenoard很少谈起他格外成功的兄弟姐妹。

　　-Leonard: Please, don't go there, Howard.

　　求你别说起这个 Howard。

　　-Howard: I understand that, unlike Leonard, they're, at the top of their respective fields.

　　understand: 理解 unlike: 不像 top: 顶部 respective: 各自的 field: 领域

　　我知道。不像Lenoard他们在各自的领域里是尖子。

　　-Leonard: Boy, you suck.

　　suck: 糟糕

　　兄弟，你很烦。

　　-Beverly: Well, Leonard's younger brother, Michael,

　　is a tenured law professor at Harvard,

　　tenured: 享有终身职位 law: 法律 professor: 教授  Harvard: 哈佛

　　Leonard的弟弟 Michael，是哈佛大学的终身制法学教授。

　　and his sister just successfully grew a, human pancreas in an adolescent gibbon.

　　human: 人类 pancreas: 胰腺  adolescent: 青春期的 gibbon: 长臂猿

　　他姐姐刚在一个青年长臂猿身上成功地培育了一个人类的胰腺。

　　-Howard: So, she's close to curing diabetes?

　　cure: 治愈  diabete: 糖尿病

　　说来她就快能治糖尿病了？

　　-Beverly: Why else would you grow a, pancreas in a enaged gibbon?

　　要不然为啥在青年长臂猿身上培育胰腺？

　　-Howard: Wow, you must be very proud.

　　proud: 骄傲

　　哇喔你肯定对此感到很骄傲。

　　-Beverly: Why? They're not my accomplishments.

　　accomplishment: 成就

　　骄傲啥又不是我的成就。

　　I have to urinate.

　　urinate: 小便

　　我得去小便。

　　-Leonard: Why are you doing this?

　　为什么你要这么做？

　　-Howard: You know the rules. You brought, your mom to work-- you must suffer.

　　rule: 规矩 suffer: 忍受

　　你知道规矩，你带妈妈来上班，就等着遭罪吧。

　　-Sheldon: Leonard, I had no idea your siblings, were so much more successful than you

　　Leonard.

　　have no idea: 不知道 sibling: 兄弟姐妹 successful: 成功

　　真不知道你兄妹比你强那么多呢呀。

　　-Rajesh: Yeah, you're like the Jar Jar Binks of the Hofstadter family.

　　Jar Jar Binks: 加·加·宾克斯（星战人物笨手笨脚）

　　你就像Hofstadter家族的加·加·宾克斯。

　　-Howard: Oh, meesa think yousa looking so so sad.

　　哦~我呀觉得你呀看起来好伤心哟。

　　-Leonard: You know, rather than mock me, my friends, might realize that this is difficult

　　rather than: 宁愿 mock: 嘲弄 realize: 意识到 difficult: 困难

　　比起嘲笑我我的朋友们应该意识到我这日子不好过。

　　and try to help me through it.

　　through: 通过

　　并试着帮我渡过难关。

　　-Rajesh: Nope, I think mocking you is more fun.

　　不我认为嘲笑你更有意思。

　　-Howard: Next time, don't yousa, bring mama to work. Okee-day?

　　下次你呀来带妈妈来工作不？

　　-Leonard: That was fast.

　　fast: 快

　　很快啊。

　　-Beverly: Oh, the middle stall was occupied., I'll have to try again later.

　　middle: 中间  stall: 摊位 occupy: 占

　　哦中间那个隔间有人我一会再去。

　　-Sheldon: That's totally understandable.

　　totally: 完全 understandable: 可以理解的

　　这是完全可以理解的。

　　In bladder voiding, as in real estate, it's location, location, location.

　　bladder: 膀胱 void: 排放 estate: 房地产 location: 位置

　　在膀胱排泄过程中就好比房地产最重要的就是位置位置还是位置。

　　-Beverly: So, where were we?

　　我们说到哪了?

　　-Leonard: Howard lives with his mother and Raj,

　　Howard:和他妈妈一起住。

　　can't speak to women unless he's drunk.

　　unless: 除非 drunk: 喝醉了的

　　Raj只有喝醉了才和女人讲话。

　　Go.

　　开讲吧。

　　-Beverly: That's fascinating. Selective, mutism is quite rare.

　　fascinating: 有趣 selective: 选择性的  mutism: 缄默症 quite: 非常 rare: 罕见

　　真有意思选择性缄默症是非常罕见的。

　　On the other hand, an adult, Jewish male living with his mother

　　on the other hand: 另一方面 adult: 成年人  Jewish: 犹太人 male: 男性

　　另一方面一个成年犹太男人跟他的妈妈住在一起。

　　is so common it borders, on sociological clich.

　　common: 常见 border: 近似 sociological: 社会学的 clich: 陈腐的

　　就太常见了，社会学中家常便饭。

　　-Howard: It's just temporary; I pay rent.

　　temporary: 暂时的 pay: 支付 rent: 租金

　　只是暂时的，我有付租金。

　　He lives in the same room, where his bassinet was.

　　bassinet: 摇篮

　　他的摇篮还放在自己的卧室。

　　-Beverly: You know, both selective mutism and an, inability to separate from one's mother

　　inability: 无能力 separate: 分开

　　选择性缄默症和无法跟妈妈分开。

　　can stem from a, pathological fear of women.

　　stem: 起源于 pathological: 病态的 fear: 害怕

　　都可能源于对女性的病态恐惧。

　　It might explain why the two of you have, created an ersatz homosexual marriage

　　explain: 解释 create: 创造  ersatz: 人造的 homosexual: 同性恋的  marriage: 婚姻

　　可以解释你俩为什么假装同性结婚。

　　to satisfy your need for intimacy

　　satisfy: 满足 intimacy: 性行为

　　来满足你们对亲热的需求。

　　-Howard: Say what?

　　说啥?

　　That's basically what I just said.

　　basically: 基本上

　　不就是我刚说的嘛。

　　-Leonard: You brought your husband, to work. You know the rules.

　　你带老公来上班，你知道规矩的。

　　Meesa thinking yousa looking, pretty sad now too, betcha, betcha.

　　我呀觉得你呀看起来也很伤心哟，真的哟，真的哟。

　　-Beverly: Leonard, it's 1:00.

　　Leonard 1点了。

　　Weren't you going to show, me your laboratory at 1:00?

　　laboratory: 实验室

　　你不是要在1点带我去实验室么?

　　-Leonard: There's no hurry, Mother.

　　hurry: 匆忙

　　不用着急，妈妈。

　　Tell them more about their, secret love for each other.

　　secret: 秘密 each other: 彼此

　　再跟他们讲讲他们的爱恋之情。

　　-Beverly: But it's 1:00. You were going to, show me your laboratory at 1:00.

　　但是1点了啊你说1点带我看实验室的。

　　-Sheldon: Her reasoning is, unassailable It is 1:00.

　　unassailable: 不容置疑的

　　她完全在理啊 1点了。

　　-Leonard: Fine. Let's go.

　　好吧，走吧。

　　I think you'll find my, work pretty interesting.

　　pretty: 非常

　　你会觉得我的工作特别有意思。

　　I'm attempt to replicate the dark matter signal,

　　attempt: 试图 replicate: 复制 dark: 黑暗的 matter: 物质 signal: 信号

　　我试图复制意大利人曾发现的。

　　found in sodium iodide crystals by the Italians.

　　sodium: 钠 iodide: 碘化物  crystal: 水晶的 Italian: 意大利人

　　钠的碘化物结晶上黑物质信号。

　　-Beverly: So, no original research?

　　original: 原创的 research: 研究

　　不是原创的研究喽?

　　-Leonard: No.

　　不是。

　　-Beverly: Well, what's the point of my seeing it?

　　那还有啥好参观的。

　　I could just read the, paper the Italians wrote.

　　看意大利人写的文章不得了。

　　-Howard: Just for the record, we're not in, an ersatz homosexual relationship.

　　record: 记录 ersatz: 替代品 homosexual: 同性恋的 relationship: 关系

　　告诉你哦我们不是什么假同性恋人。

　　-Rajesh: Well then why didn't you say that to her?

　　那你刚才怎么不跟她说?

　　-Howard: Why is it always my responsibility?

　　responsibility: 责任

　　怎么总是怪我啊?

　　-Rajesh: It's not always your responsibility.

　　啥总是怪你啊。

　　I swear, this is the same thing you, did at the comic book store last week.

　　swear: 发誓 comic: 漫画 store: 商店

　　我发誓上周在漫画书店你也是这么干的。

　　-Howard: I can't believe you're bringing that up.

　　你居然敢提起这事。

　　-Rajesh: I didn't bring it up. You did.

　　我没提是你提的。

　　-Howard: We'll talk about this later.

　　咱们过会再说。

　　-Rajesh: You always say that, but we never do.

　　你老是这么说可是从来也没谈。

　　-Sheldon: You went to the comic, book store without me?

　　你们去漫画书店竟然没带我。

　　You got alcohol?

　　alcohol: 酒

　　你有酒么?

　　-Penny: Your mom still here?

　　你妈妈还在这呢?

　　-Leonard: Yep.

　　是啊。

　　-Penny: Come on in.

　　进来吧。

　　Wait, wait, she's not gonna come, here looking for you, is she?

　　gonna: =going to 将要

　　等等她不会过来找你吧?

　　-Leonard: Relax. She took Sheldon to the, hospital to get a brain scan.

　　relax: 放松 hospital: 医院 brain: 大脑 scan: 扫描

　　放心吧，她带Sheldon去医院扫描大脑了。

　　-Penny: Oh, my God. What happened?

　　happen: 发生

　　天啦，出什么事了?

　　-Leonard: Nothing. Mother likes looking at brains, and Sheldon likes getting his brain scanned.

　　没事老妈喜欢看大脑 Sheldon:喜欢大脑被扫描。

　　-Penny: Geez, what a fun couple.

　　Geez: 天啊  fun: 有趣的 couple: 一对

　　呀，多搭调的一对呀。

　　-Leonard: She's only been here a day and a half

　　她才来一天半。

　　and I'm,seriously considering alcoholism as a new career path.

　　seriously: 严肃地 consider: 考虑 alcoholism: 酗酒 career: 职业 path: 路线

　　我已经在考虑当职业酗酒者了。

　　-Penny: Hey, I talked to her for five minutes,

　　嘿我昨天和她谈了五分钟。

　　yesterday and I've been half bombed ever since.

　　bomb: 轰炸 ever since: 从那时到现在

　　我到现在还没缓过神来呢。

　　-Leonard: You can't let her get into your head.

　　千万别往脑子里去。

　　-Penny: My head, what about yours?

　　我的脑子你的呢?

　　-Leonard: It's too late for me. My, head is her summer house.

　　我没救了我脑袋已是她的避暑别墅了。

　　-Penny: She was right, you know.

　　她说的对。

　　The locus of my identity, is totally exterior to me.

　　locus: 轨迹 identity: 身份 totally: 完全的 exterior: 外部的

　　我还真是外控性格。

　　-Leonard: Oh, yeah, there she is. Hi, Mom.

　　是呀老妈上身了老妈你好。

　　-Penny: I mean, do you know, where I was all morning?

　　你知道我整个早上在哪儿吗?

　　Auditioning with 50 other blondes for, some stupid antidepressant commercial.

　　audition: 视听 blonde: 金发女  stupid: 傻傻的 antidepressant: 抗抑郁的commercial: 商业广告

　　为某傻傻的抗抑郁药品广告和50个金发美女试镜。

　　And for what?

　　为了啥?

　　So I'll finally get my daddy's approval?

　　finally: 最终 approval: 认可

　　为了最终获得我爸的认可?