shed: 小屋 paintball: 彩弹

　　-Howard: That was close.

　　close: 接近

　　真悬

　　-Rajesh: God, I love the smell of, paintballs in the morning.

　　smell: 味道 paintball: 彩弹球

　　神呐我爱死早上的彩弹味儿了

　　-Howard: Yeah, still funny, Raj.

　　still: 仍然 funny: 有趣的

　　是啊不过还是很滑稽 Raj

　　-Leonard: There's no way we can get to the ridge.

　　there is no way: 没门 get to: 到达 ridge: 山脊

　　我们根本没法到山脊上去

　　-Leonard: The Chemistry Department, has us completely cut off.

　　chemistry department: 化学系 chemistry: 化学 department: 部门 completely: 彻底地 cut off: 切断

　　化学部的家伙彻底断了我们的路

　　-Howard: But what about the creek bed?

　　what about: 怎么样 creek bed: 河床 creek: 小溪

　　那河床那边呢?

　　-Sheldon: The Pharmacology Department controls that, and, they're all hopped up on experimental steroids.

　　pharmacology: 药理学 hop up: 吃药 hop: 跳跃 experimental: 实验的 steroids: 类固醇

　　药理学部的家伙控制着呢别忘了他们都吃了实验用的类固醇

　　-Rajesh: That's it then. We're doomed.

　　doom: 注定，使失败

　　那可好了我们完了

　　-Sheldon: I think the time has come to acknowledge, that we are paying the price for some of us

　　acknowledge: 承认 pay the price: 付出代价 price: 价格

　　我觉得现在是该遭报应的时候了

　　failing to attend my Physics Department paintball strategy meeting.

　　fail to: 未能 attend: 参加 physics: 物理 paintball: 菜单球 strategy: 策略

　　我们中的某些人可是没有参加物理部的彩弹策略会议

　　-Howard: I told you my mom has spider veins.

　　spider veins: 蜘蛛状血管病 spider: 蜘蛛 vein: 血管

　　都跟你说了我妈得了蜘蛛静脉

　　I had to take her to the laser clinic.

　　laser: 激光 clinic: 诊所

　　我得带她去医院照激光

　　-Sheldon: And I told you I wante, to see a doctor's note.

　　wante: want to 【用于口语】 note: 记录

　　我也跟你说了让你把病例卡给我

　　-Rajesh: We need a plan.

　　我们得拟定个计划

　　How about Operation Hammer of the Gods?

　　how about: 怎么样 operation: 【计划】，操作 hammer: 锤子

　　执行"上帝之锤"计划如何?

　　-Leonard: I forget. Which one, is Hammer of the Gods?

　　我都忘了哪个是"上帝之锤"?

　　-Rajesh: We hide behind the Dumpsters in the parking, lot and ambush people when they come to pee.

　　hide: 躲藏 dumpster: 垃圾车 lot: 一堆  in the parking: 在停车场 parking: 停车场 ambush: 埋伏，伏击 come to: 想起 pee: 小便

　　我们躲在停车场的垃圾堆旁伏击那些来尿尿的家伙

　　-Howard: No go. The Dumpsters are deep in, Astronomy Department territory.

　　be deep in: 深陷于 deep: 【内部】 astronomy: 天文学 territory: 领土

　　不行垃圾堆在天文部的大后方

　　-Leonard: That shouldn't be a problem., Venus is up during the day.

　　Venus: 金星 up: 【亮着】 during the day: 在白天 during: 在…期间

　　那不成问题白天金星不正亮着呢

　　They're probably just, all staring at the sky.

　　probably: 可能 just: 恰好的 stare at: 盯住 stare: 凝视

　　他们可能都在仰望天空呢

　　-Sheldon: All right, what we need, now is a tactical retreat.

　　tactical: 战术的 retreat: 撤退

　　好吧我们要来一次战术性撤退

　　Did you see the episode of Stargate, where they found themselves on a planet

　　episode: 情节 stargate: 星际之门，电视剧名 planet: 行星

　　你看过那集星际之门么? 他们发现自己正身处于一个

　　with a culture based loosely, on Earth's Athens and Sparta?

　　based: 以…为基础 loosely: 宽松的 Athens: 雅典 Sparta: 斯巴达，希腊南部城邦

　　基于地球上的雅典和斯巴达文明的行星之上

　　Not important.

　　那不重要

　　Leonard, Raj and I are going to, burst out the door and run away.

　　burst out: 冲出来 burst: 突发 run away: 逃跑

　　Leonard Raj 还有我一起冲出门去

　　Howard will cover us.

　　cover: 【掩护】

　　Howard来掩护我们

　　-Rajesh: Why don't I run away and you cover me?

　　run away: 逃走 cover: 【掩护】

　　为什么不是我冲出去你们来掩护我?

　　-Sheldon: Because you chose your, mother's veins over victory.

　　chose: 选择，choose的过去式 vein: 血管 victory: 胜利

　　因为在胜利和你妈的蜘蛛静脉之间你选择了后者

　　On three. One, two, three, go!

　　数到三一二三出发!

　　-Howard: I had to take her! It's, almost bathing suit weather!

　　bathing suit weather: 【很热的天气】 bathing suit: 浴衣 bath: 沐浴 suit: 套装

　　我没法不带她去! 夏天都快到了!

　　I surrender! Don't, shoot! They went that way!

　　surrender: 投降 shoot: 射击 go away: 走开

　　我投降! 别开枪! 他们往那边跑了!

　　-Leslie: Howard, I'm on your team.

　　on the team: 是…队的队员

　　Howard 我是你队友

　　-Howard: Oh, Leslie, thank God.

　　thank god: 谢天谢地

　　噢 Leslie 谢天谢地

　　-Leslie: Where's the rest of your squad?

　　the rest of: 剩下的 rest: 剩余部分 squad: 小队

　　你们队的其他人呢?

　　-Howard: Ah, they left me here to die.

　　left to: 留给，leave的过去式 leave: 离开 die: 死

　　啊他们丢下我一个人在这儿等死

　　What about yours?

　　你们队呢?

　　-Leslie: : Dead, all of them.

　　都死了

　　-Howard: Sorry.

　　抱歉

　　-Leslie: Don't be. It was friendly fire.

　　friendly fire: 误向自己人开火 friendly: 友好的 fire: 射击

　　不必都是我干的

　　They just wouldn't listen.

　　他们就是不听

　　-Howard: Well, we're surrounded, so I, guess there's nothing for us to do

　　surround: 环绕，包围 guess: 猜测 there is nothing to do: 别无选择

　　好吧我们被包围了我想除了在这儿等着被俘被杀

　　but wait to be captured or killed.

　　but: 除了 capture: 俘获

　　没什么其他事能干了

　　-Leslie: Hmm, that's the worst part, the waiting.

　　hmm: 哼 worst: bad的最高级

　　哼等待是最不好玩的了

　　-Howard: All the while knowing that there's a, paint pellet out there with your name on it.

　　all the while: 一直 paint pellet : 彩弹 paint: 油漆 pellet: 小子弹

　　一直想着外头有颗写着自己名字的彩弹在等着

　　-Leslie: Yeah, the big wet ball of death.

　　wet: 湿的

　　没错又大又湿宣告你的死期

　　-Leslie: Kind of makes you feel, more alive, doesn't it?

　　alive: 活着的

　　倒是更能体会生的感觉不是吗?

　　-Howard: It kind of does.

　　确实有点

　　-Leslie: I say we make every moment count.

　　make every moment count: 【过的有意义】

　　我说我们不能虚度光阴

　　-Howard: I agree.

　　同意

　　How exactly do we do that?

　　我们究竟该怎么做?

　　-Leonard: Howard, why aren't you covering us?, We're getting slaughtered out here!

　　get out: 出去 cover: 【掩护】 slaughter: 屠杀

　　Howard 你为啥不掩护我们? 我们被人屠杀了!

　　-Howard: War is hell.

　　hell: 地狱

　　活受罪的战争

　　[Scene: in the restaurant, Howard, Leonard, Sheldon and Rajesh have the lunch.]

　　-Rajesh: Did you guys see the new budget, memo that went out this morning?

　　guy: 家伙 budget: 预算 memo: 备忘录

　　你们看见今晨出的预算备忘录了么?

　　-Leonard: Yeah, more cutbacks.

　　cutbacks: 削减

　　嗯又削减了不少

　　-Sheldon: Unacceptable. It baffles me why, they don't simply let some of you go

　　unacceptable: 不可接受的 baffle: 困惑

　　无法接受我就想不通了干嘛不干脆让你们中的某些人滚蛋

　　so that there's money, available for my research.

　　available: 可利用的 research: 研究

　　这样我的研究经费就有保障了

　　-Leonard: You know what baffles me, Sheldon?

　　baffle: 困惑

　　你知道我想不通啥么 Sheldon?

　　-Sheldon: Based on your academic record,, any number of things, I imagine.

　　base on: 基于 base: 基础  academic record: 学业成绩 academic: 学术的 imagine: 猜想

　　基于你的学术记录你想不通的事多了去了

　　-Leslie: Hey, guys.,

　　-all: Hey, Leslie.

　　嘿你们好嘿 Leslie

　　-Leslie: Howard, I got the approval for, the rapid prototyper you wanted.

　　approval: 批准 rapid prototyper: 【快速原型机】 rapid: 快速的 prototyper: 原型

　　Howard 你要的快速原型机我替你批下来了

　　-Howard: That's great, Leslie. Thanks.

　　真是太好了 Leslie 多谢

　　-Leslie: You scratch my back, I scratch yours.

　　scratch: 抓 back: 背

　　你替我抓背我当然要还你了

　　-Rajesh: What was all that about?

　　all that: 那么

　　那是怎么回事?

　　-Howard: Oh, uh, no big deal. They gave Leslie, control of some unrestricted grant money.

　　no big deal: 没什么了不起的 unrestricted: 非限制的 grant money: 【基金】 grant: 拨款

　　噢没什么他们让Leslie掌管一些非限制性基金

　　-Leonard: Yeah, okay, but what's with the back, - scratching and the meow!

　　scratch: 抓 meow: 猫叫声

　　那是没错不过抓背还有"喵"是怎么回事!

　　-Sheldon: I believe the back-scratching metaphor, generally describes a quid pro quo situation

　　back-scratching: 抓背 metaphor: 暗喻 generally: 一般的 describe: 描述 quid pro quo : (拉丁文)交换条件 quid: 咀嚼物 quo: （古语）说 situation: 情况

　　我想那个"抓背"的比喻主要说的是相互报答

　　where one party provides goods or services to the, second party in compensation for a similar action.

　　one party: 一方 party: 党派 provide: 提供   in compensation for: 以…作为补偿 compensation: 补偿 action: 活动

　　一方提供货物或服务另一方给予类似的回馈

　　-Leonard: Thank you.

　　谢谢侬

　　-Sheldon: The meow, that sounded to, me like an African civet cat.

　　meow: 猫叫声 African: 非洲 civet cat: 灵猫 civet: 灵猫

　　而那个"喵" 听上去像是种非洲灵猫

　　-Leonard: Are you done?

　　说完了没?

　　-Sheldon: No.

　　还没

　　Despite what the name suggests,, the civet cat is not a true cat.

　　despite: 尽管 suggest: 建议 civet cat: 灵猫 civet: 灵猫

　　虽然名字里有个猫字但灵猫并不是一种猫

　　Now I'm done.

　　这下说完了

　　-Rajesh: You know what I'm thinking?

　　你知道我在想什么吗?

　　I'm thinking Howard wasn't, making a back-scratching metaphor.

　　back-scratching: 抓背 metaphor: 暗喻

　　我在想Howard的"抓背"并非是个比喻

　　I'm thinking there was some, actual scratching involved.

　　actual: 实际的 involved: 涉及的

　　我想应该真的有抓才是

　　-Leonard: What about it, Howard?

　　你说呢 Howard?

　　-Howard: Okay, I didn't want to say anything 'cause, I know you and Leslie have a little history.

　　‘cause: because 因为 history: 历史

　　好吧我什么都不想说因为你和Leslie有过那么一小段

　　-Leonard: I don't care about that.

　　care about: 关心

　　这我倒是不在乎

　　-Howard: Great, 'cause I've been, dying to say something.

　　‘cause: because

　　太好了我都快憋死了

　　-Leonard: You and Leslie?

　　你和Leslie?

　　-Howard: In the paintball shed! Twice!

　　paintball shed: 彩弹屋 paintball: 彩弹 shed: 小屋

　　在彩弹小棚里! 还两次呢!

　　-Sheldon: Is that why you didn't cover our escape, and let us get cut down like animals?

　　cover: 掩护 escape: 逃跑 cut down: 杀死 get cut down: be cut down,被杀死

　　这就是你没有掩护我们出逃让我们任人宰割的原因?

　　-Howard: Oh, yeah, sorry about that.

　　噢没错真是抱歉

　　-Sheldon: My good man, dereliction of duty in the, face of the enemy is a court-martial offense.

　　derelicition of duty: 失职 derelicition: 【玩忽职守】 enemy: 敌人 court- martial: 军事法庭 martial: 军事的 offense: 犯罪

　　我的老兄在敌人面前玩忽职守可是要被送上军事法庭的

　　-Howard: Court-martial, schmort-martial, Leslie Winkle, is the fifth girl I've ever had sex with.

　　schmort: 笨蛋 martial: 军事的 had sex with: 与…做爱

　　军事法庭也好笨蛋法庭也罢 Leslie Winkle是我上的第五个女人

　　I mean, for free.

　　for free: 免费

　　我是说不要钱的那种

　　-Rajesh: And plus, you got a rapid prototyper.

　　plus: 加上 rapid prototyper: 【快速原型机】 rapid: 快速的 prototyper: 原型

　　别忘了你还得到了快速原型机

　　That's an expensive, piece of equipment, dude.

　　expensive: 昂贵的 equipment: 设备 dude: 伙计

　　老兄那玩意儿可不便宜

　　-Leonard: And the rest of us have had, our budgets cut to the bone.

　　the rest: 剩下的 budget: 预算 cut to the bone: 削减 bone: 骨头

　　而我们的预算经费被剥削了

　　-Howard: Okay, one way to look at this is, that I'm getting new equipment,

　　equipment: 设备

　　看起来好像是我得到了新的仪器

　　and you're not, and that's unfair.

　　unfair: 公平

　　而你们没有这很不公平

　　But a better way to look at this is that I'm, getting sex and you're not, and that's delightful.

　　sex: 性行为 delightful: 令人愉快的

　　但你们换个角度看看就是我和别人上床而你们没有多高兴

　　[ scene: in Leonard’s parlour，Penny ask for Leonard’s help to have her laptop reparied ]

　　parlour: 客厅 laptop: 笔记本电脑 repair: 修理

　　-Penny: The whole thing froze. I, don't know what happened.

　　froze: 【僵死】，本意冻结，freeze的过去式

　　不知道怎么搞的完全死机了

　　-Leonard: Calm down. We'll figure it out.

　　calm down: 冷静 calm: 平静的 figure it out: 弄明白 figure: 数字

　　冷静点会有办法的

　　-Penny: How can I calm down? I'm gonna, lose my whole shopping cart.

　　I'm gonna: I am going to 的口语表达 shopping cart: 购物手推车 cart: 手推车

　　我要怎么冷静? 我购物车里的所有东西都没了

　　That's three hours of picking, out shoes just shot to hell.

　　pick: 挑选 pick out: 挑选出 shoot to hell: 【见鬼去了】

　　我花了三个小时选的鞋子就这么没了

　　-Sheldon: Hello, Penny.,

　　-Penny: Hello, Sheldon.

　　你好 Penny 你好 Sheldon

　　-Sheldon: You're in my spot.

　　in my spot: 【在我的位置上】 spot: 地点

　　你占了我的座

　　-Penny: Are you planning on sitting here?

　　你打算坐在这儿?

　　-Sheldon: No, I'm going to the comic book store.

　　comic book store: 漫画书店 comic: 漫画

　　没有我打算去漫画书店

　　-Penny: Then what difference does it make?

　　那我坐这儿怎么了?

　　-Sheldon: What difference does It make?,

　　你坐这儿怎么了?

　　-Leonard: Here we go.

　　又来了

　　-Sheldon: That is my spot.

　　spot: 【座位】

　　那是我的座

　　In an ever-changing world, it, is a single point of consistency.

　　ever-changing world: 常变得世界 ever-changing: 千变万化的，常变的 single: 单一的 point: 点 consistency: 连续

　　在这个不断变化的世界中那是唯一一个连续点

　　If my life were expressed as a function on a, four-dimensional Cartesian coordinate system,

　　express: 【比作】，原意为表达 function: 功能 four-dimensional: 思维 dimensional: 空间的 Cartesian coordinate system: 笛卡尔坐标系统 Cartesian: 笛卡尔，人名 coordinate: 坐标 system: 系统

　　如果将我的人生比作四维笛卡尔坐标系里的一个函数

　　that spot at the moment I first sat, on it would be zero-zero-zero-zero.

　　在我第一次坐上那儿的时候那个座的坐标就是(0,0,0,0)

　　-Penny: What?

　　啥意思?

　　-Leonard: Don't sit in his spot.

　　spot: 【座位】

　　别坐他的地儿

　　-Penny: Fine. Happy?

　　好吧开心了?

　　-Sheldon: I'm not unhappy.

　　我没不开心呀

　　-Penny: Boy, I love him, but he, is one serious wackadoodle.

　　serious: 【实在】 原意为严重的 wackadoodle: 【怪里怪气】

　　我爱他但他实在怪里怪气

　　-Leonard: Okay, that should do it.

　　好了应该成了

　　-Penny: Oh, thank you. You are a lifesaver.

　　lifesaver: 救命人

　　哦谢谢救了我的命

　　-Leonard: That's a lot of shoes you ordered.

　　order: 订购

　　你还真定了不少鞋啊

　　-Penny: Yeah, you know the sad, thing is, it's really not.

　　可悲的是啥知道不这根本不算多