paintball gun: 彩弹枪 paintball: 彩弹

　　哦这就是那彩弹枪?

　　-Leonard: Yeah. You ought to come, out with us sometime.

　　Yeah: yes的口语形式 ought to: 应该 come out with: 和…一起出去

　　是啊找时间一起来玩呗

　　-Penny: Oh, no, thanks. I'm from Nebraska.

　　Nebraska: 内布拉斯加州，美国州名

　　哦不谢了我是内布拉斯加州人

　　-Penny: When we shoot things, it's because we want to, eat them or make them leave our boyfriends alone.

　　shoot: 射击 leave alone: 不干涉

　　我们开枪要么是要吃那玩意要么就是让她们离我们男友远点

　　[scene: on Howard’s bed, Howard and Lesile…]

　　-Leslie: Boy, your heart's racing. I, must have really gotten you going.

　　race: 【心跳很快】，本意为竞赛

　　哦你心跳很快啊我还真有两下子呢

　　-Howard: Well, it's partly you, partly, my transient idiopathic arrhythmia.

　　partly: 部分的 transient idiopaic arrhythmia: 短暂自发性心律不齐 transient: 短暂的 idiopathic: 自发的 arrhythmia: 心律不齐

　　你只是一部分原因我有短暂自发性心律不齐

　　-Leslie: Sexy.

　　sexy: 性感的

　　性感呦

　　-Howard: Can I assume that you likewise, found the experience...

　　assume : 假设  likewise: 同样的

　　我可不可以说你也觉得这过程...

　　-Leslie: Satisfactory?

　　satisfactory: 满意

　　很满足?

　　-Howard: That wasn't quite the word I was looking, for, but sure, I'll do this pass-fail.

　　pass-fail: 及格与不及格计分制

　　我不是想用这个词不过是的过与不过来衡量蛮好

　　-Leslie: Hey, are you enjoying, that prototyper I got you?

　　prototyper: 原型机

　　嘿那原型机用着还不错吧?

　　-Howard: Oh, it's great.

　　哦好极了

　　Everybody in the Engineering Department is eating their hearts out.

　　Engineering Department: 工程部 eat their heart out: 【流口水】，悲痛欲绝

　　工程部的人眼馋得哈喇子都快流出来了

　　-Leslie: Isn't it nice when your good, fortune makes others miserable?

　　fortune: 命运 miserable: 悲惨的

　　你这么好命让别人惨兮兮的感觉不错吧?

　　-Howard: You know, most people don't get that.

　　要知道有些人想不通

　　-Howard’s mother: Howard, I'm home!

　　Howard 我回来了!

　　-Howard: Oh, great.

　　这下好了

　　-Howard’s mother: Book club was cancelled!

　　book club: 读书会 club: 俱乐部 cancel: 取消

　　读书会取消了!

　　That thing on Phyllis's, neck opened up again!

　　open up: 【破裂】

　　Phyllis脖子上那玩意又爆开了!

　　-Howard: I'm busy, Ma!

　　我忙着呢妈!

　　-Howard’s mother: Too busy to help your, mother with her zipper?

　　help with: 帮忙 zipper: 拉链

　　忙的没工夫帮你老妈拉拉链了?

　　-Howard: Don't come in, Ma!

　　come in: 进来

　　别进来妈!

　　-Howard’s mother: Why not?

　　为啥不?

　　-Leslie: He's got company!

　　company: 同伴

　　有人在呢!

　　-Howard: Oh, there's the arrhythmia.

　　arrhythmia: 心律不齐

　　哦心律不齐了

　　-Howard’s mother: Is she Jewish?

　　Jewish: 犹太人

　　是犹太人不?

　　-Howard: Are you Jewish?,

　　你是犹太人吗?

　　-Leslie: No.

　　不是

　　-Howard: Yes!

　　是!

　　-Howard’s mother: Okay, then you kids have fun!

　　kid: 孩子 have fun: 玩得开心点

　　那你们好好玩吧!

　　Use protection!

　　protection: 保护【避孕】

　　注意防护!

　　[scene: in Leonard and Sheldon’ house，Leonard manage to clean the sofa.]

　　-Penny: You think he'll notice?

　　notice: 注意

　　他会发现不?

　　-Leonard: There's a chance.

　　有可能吧

　　-Penny: Oh, what are we gonna do?

　　gonna: going to

　　我们怎么办呀?

　　-Leonard: We?

　　我们?

　　No, no, you had your chance to be, we for, like, a year and a half now.

　　不不不一年半啊你本有机会选择"我们"的

　　Right now, you are "you,", and you are screwed.

　　screwed: 【完蛋】，喝醉了的，螺丝状的

　　现在呢你就是"你" 你完蛋了

　　-Penny: Why do we have to tell him I did it?

　　干嘛非要告诉他是我干的?

　　-Leonard: Well, we're not gonna tell him I did it.

　　gonna: going to

　　反正不会说是我干的

　　-Penny: Okay, okay, how about this?

　　好了好了看这样行不?

　　We tell him somebody broke in.

　　break in: 闯入

　　我们告诉他有人闯进来过

　　-Leonard: Just to shoot the couch, with a paintball gun?

　　shoot: 射击 couch: 沙发 paintball gun: 彩弹枪 paintball: 彩弹

　　就为了用彩弹枪喷沙发?

　　-Penny: I'm sorry,i buy it. All, those people are on drugs.

　　be on drug: 【嗑药】  i buy it: 【我会信】  drug: 毒品

　　抱歉我就会信嗑药的人啥事不干

　　-Leonard: We could him they wanted the couch, to stay away from their boyfriend.

　　couch: 沙发 stay away from: 远离

　　可以跟他说他们想让沙发离他们男朋友远点

　　-Penny: Okay, fine. What if, we just flip it over?

　　flip over: 翻过来 flip: 弹，蹦跳

　　这样吧干脆翻过来呢?

　　There. Looks fine, right?

　　好了看着还行是吧?

　　-Leonard: Mm, butt print. There's, no discernible butt print.

　　butt: 屁股 print: 印记 discernible: 可辨别的

　　屁股印记上面没有屁股印记啊

　　-Penny: Oh, come on.

　　哦好了啦

　　There, butt print.

　　butt print: 屁股印记 butt: 屁股 print: 印记

　　瞧屁股

　　-Leonard: It's too small and too... perfect.

　　perfect: 完美

　　太小太...完美了

　　-Penny: Thank you., -

　　-Leonard: You're welcome.

　　谢谢不客气

　　-Penny: Act normal.

　　normal: 正常

　　正常点

　　-Leonard: Sheldon!

　　How was the comic book store?

　　cosmic store: 漫画书店

　　漫画书店怎么样啊?

　　-Sheldon: Fine. e new issue of Flash is out.

　　a issue of: 【一期】 Flash: 闪电侠，漫画 out: 出版

　　挺好新一期的闪电侠出了

　　-Leonard: Great, great. Did you walk the, whole way? It's a little chilly.

　　chilly: 寒冷的

　　真好真好你走着去的? 天有点冷啊

　　-Sheldon: Koothrappali picked me up.

　　pick up: 搭车 pick: 挑选

　　Koothrappali让我搭车了

　　-Leonard: Isn't that terrific?

　　terrific: 可怕的

　　真棒呀

　　-Leonard: He is such a good friend.

　　他真是个好朋友

　　-Leonard: You know what the best, thing about friends is?

　　你知道做朋友最好的一点是什么吗?

　　-Sheldon: They don't talk incessantly, for no particular reason.

　　incessantly: 不断地 particular: 特别的

　　不会无缘无故说个没完

　　-Leonard: No, no, friends forgive, the little things.

　　forgive: 原谅

　　不不朋友不会计较小事

　　-Penny: You know, I gotta go, home and wash my hair.

　　gotta: going to wash: 洗

　　那啥我回家洗头去哈

　　-Leonard: Don't you dare, missy.

　　dare: 敢 missy: 小姐

　　想都别想小姐

　　-Sheldon: Hello, fastest man alive.

　　你好现存速度最快的人

　　Want to see me read, your entire comic book?

　　entire: 整个的 comic book: 连环漫画书 comic: 连环漫画

　　想看我读你整本漫画书不?

　　Want to see it again?

　　想再看一遍不?

　　Something's wrong.

　　有问题

　　-Leonard: What do you mean?

　　啥意思?

　　-Sheldon: I'm not sure.

　　说不清

　　It doesn't feel right.

　　就是感觉不对

　　-Leonard: I don't know what you're talking about.

　　不知道你在说些什么

　　-Leonard: Oh, that. Penny did that.

　　哦那个啊 Penny弄的

　　[scene: in Leonard and Sheldon’ house,the four guys and penny have the lunch.]

　　-Sheldon: Excuse me.

　　借过

　　-Leonard: Why don't you just, eat in your desk chair?

　　坐写字椅那吃不就好了嘛

　　-Sheldon: Why don't I just eat in my desk chair?

　　坐写字椅那吃不就好了嘛?

　　-Penny: Here we go.

　　开始了

　　-Sheldon: That is my desk chair., That is where I work.

　　那是我写字椅是我工作的地方

　　I don't eat in my desk chair, and I don't work in my spot.

　　in my spot: 【在我的位置】

　　我不在写字椅那吃东西不在我的位置上工作

　　I work in my desk chair, and eat in my spot.

　　而是在写字椅工作在我的位置上吃饭

　　-Leonard: Wackadoodle.

　　Wackadoodle: 【怪里怪气】

　　怪里怪气

　　-Howard: You know, there's kind of an, obvious solution here. Get up.

　　obvious: 明显的  solution: 解决方案 get up: 起来

　　要知道有个很容易的解决办法起来

　　-Howard: There. Problem solved.

　　solve: 解决

　　好了解决

　　Nobody cares where you're, going to sit. You're not crazy.

　　care: 在意

　　没人在乎你坐哪你又不是疯子

　　-Sheldon: Excuse me, but the, problem is not solved.

　　solve: 解决

　　抱歉但问题没解决啊

　　If your head had been accidentally amputated, and we transplanted a dog's head in its place,

　　accidentally: 偶然的 amputate: 切断 transplante: 移植

　　要是你的脑袋意外被割掉了我们把狗脑袋给你移植过去

　　would that be "problem solved"?

　　你说"问题解决"了不?

　　-Leonard: If it were your head, it would be.

　　要是你的脑袋我看成

　　-Penny: Sheldon, I am really, really, sorry, but it's only for a week.

　　Sheldon 我十分十分抱歉但就一周嘛

　　Can't you be a little bit flexible?

　　a little bit: 一点点，含否定意义 flexible: 灵活的

　　你就将就点不行吗?