-Penny: Okay,it's done.

　　好搞定了

　　Look,guys, for the future,I don't, mind killing the big spiders,

　　guy: 家伙 spider: 蜘蛛侠

　　听着男同胞们 我不介意以后替你们干掉大蜘蛛

　　but you have to at least, try with the little ones.

　　at least: 至少

　　但小的你们总得自己来吧

　　-Sheldon: Penny,please.

　　Penny 别说了

　　We're facing a far more serious, problem than stray arachnids.

　　far more: 多得多 serious: 严重的 stray : 迷路的 arachnid: 蛛形类

　　这问题可比迷路严重得多

　　-Leonard: Sheldon,it's not so bad., -

　　-Sheldon:  Not bad? It's horrible.

　　horrible: 可怕的

　　Sheldon 没有那么糟 - 不糟? 简直是恐怖!

　　I mean,you hear stories about this sort of, thing, but you never think it'll happen to you.

　　sort of: 到某种程度 happen to : 发生

　　这种事时常听到但啥时候想到会发生在自己身上

　　-Leonard: So they steamed your, dumplings. Get over it.

　　steam: 蒸的   dumplings: 饺子  Get over: 克服，解决

　　他们是坏了你的饺子算了吧

　　-Howard: New topic,please.

　　topic: 话题

　　换个新话题吧

　　-Howard: All right,Penny.

　　好 Penny

　　Let me take this opportunity to point out that, you are looking particularly ravishing today.

　　opportunity: 机会 point out: 指出 particularly: 特别的   ravishing: 令人陶醉的

　　那就让我借此机会说出你今天可真是迷死人啊

　　-Penny: Not with a thousand condoms, Howard.

　　condom: 避孕套

　　戴上一千个安全套再说吧 Howard

　　-Howard: So,there is a number.

　　这么说还有个数呢

　　-Penny: Okay,new topic,please.

　　topic: 话题

　　够了换个新话题吧

　　Hey,did you hear the people, upstairs in 5A are moving out?

　　upstairs: 楼上 move out: 搬走

　　嘿你们听说5楼A座的人要搬出去了吗?

　　-all: No,shh-shh-shh!, What?

　　shh: 嘘嘘

　　不嘘-嘘-嘘! - 虾~米?

　　-Penny: the people upstairs Are moving out.,

　　-Leonard:  No!

　　upstairs: 楼上 move out: 搬走

　　楼上的人要搬走了 - 不!

　　-Sheldon: The horror...

　　horror: 惊骇

　　骇人听闻...

　　-Leonard: Why would you just say, something like that?

　　你为什么要这样说话?

　　-Sheldon: No,no,no, no,no,no,no...

　　不不不...

　　-Penny: How else was I supposed to say it?

　　be suppose to: 认为

　　那我还能怎么个说法?

　　-Leonard: Slowly. Like putting a new fish in, a tank. You don't just drop it in.

　　tank.: 水槽 drop: 落下

　　有点铺垫嘛就像把金鱼放进鱼缸不是一下子就把它扔进去吧

　　You let the bag sit, in the water a while.

　　你得把袋子在水里放一会儿

　　-Sheldon: The horror...

　　horror: 惊骇

　　骇人听闻...

　　-Penny: Sheldon,I'm sure it's going to be fine.

　　Sheldon 我肯定会没事的

　　-Sheldon: No,it's not going to be, fine. Change is never fine.

　　不怎么可能没事改变从来不会没事

　　They say it is, but it's not.

　　人们这么说但事实并非如此

　　-Penny: Okay,honey,did you even know, the people that are moving out?

　　move out: 搬走

　　亲爱的你认识那些要搬走的人么?

　　-Sheldon: I never met them. That's, what made them perfect.

　　perfect: 完美

　　我从没见过他们所以他们才如此完美

　　There were no awkward, hellos in the halls.

　　awkward: 尴尬的 hall: 走廊

　　不用尴尬地在走廊里打招呼

　　There's no clickety-clacking of, high heel shoes on hardwood floors.

　　ckety-clacking: 咔哒咔嗒声  clack:劈啪声  heel : 脚后跟   hardwood: 硬木

　　没有硬木地板上咔嗒咔嗒的高跟鞋声

　　They may as well have been a family of cats, just jumping around from drape to drape.

　　drape: 帘子

　　他们也可能是一窝猫在帘子间跳来跳去

　　Without that annoying, ammonia urine smell.

　　annoying: 恼人的 ammonia: 氨【一种化学元素，有强烈刺激气味】 urine: 尿 smell: 味道

　　但他们没有烦人的尿骚味

　　-Penny: Well,I'm sure the new, people will be just as quiet.

　　quiet: 安静的

　　我肯定新来的人也会同样安静的

　　-Sheldon: You can't know that. How, can you possibly know that?

　　possibly: 可能的

　　你又不知道这你要怎么知道?

　　-Penny: You're right,I can't. You know what?

　　你说得没错我不知道你知道吗?

　　Anyone could rent that apartment now:, an opera singer, the cast of Stomp...

　　rent: 租 apartment: 公寓 opera: 歌剧 singer: 歌手 cast : 演员阵容 Stomp: 爵士舞

　　谁都有可能租下那间公寓歌剧演员街舞少年剧组的...

　　Yeah,a tap-dancing, pirate with a wooden leg.

　　tap-dancing: 踢踏舞 pirate: 海盗 wooden: 木的

　　对哈装着个木腿踢踏舞演员

　　-Leonard: Why are you making it worse?

　　你为什么要越搞越僵?

　　-Penny: I tried making it better., He wouldn't go for it.

　　go for it: 试试

　　我想往好的方面说可他不听啊

　　-Howard: You're right! That's a great idea.

　　没错! 那是个好主意

　　What?, - I'll take the apartment upstairs.

　　apartment : 公寓 upstairs: 楼上

　　什么? 我要租下楼上的公寓

　　I can finally get away from my mother and, we can all spend some more time together.

　　get away from: 远离

　　我终于可以离我妈远远的了我们也能有多一点时间在一起了

　　If you catch my drift.

　　drift.: 草稿【catch有抓住，明白，吸引的意思，所以这里指“明白我的意思”之意】

　　如果你明白我的意思的话

　　-Penny: The horror...

　　horror..: 惊骇

　　骇人听闻...

　　[scene:Sheldon,Leonard and Rajesh is gong to Howard’s house…]

　　-Sheldon: Hold on.You honestly, expect me to believe

　　honestly: 诚实的

　　等等你们真的以为我会相信

　　that social protocol dictates we, break our backs helping Wolowitz move,

　　protocol : 礼仪 dictate: 命令 break back: 负担过重 move: 搬家

　　礼节上我们这么拼命替Wolowitz搬家

　　and then he only need buy us a pizza?

　　他只需要买个匹萨给我们吃?

　　-Leonard: I'm sorry,that really is how it works.

　　抱歉不过事实就是如此

　　-Sheldon: You' tricking me.

　　trick: 欺骗

　　你们在耍我

　　You tell me the truth, what do we get?

　　给我说实话我们到底有什么好处?

　　-Leonard: Raj,help me out here.

　　help out: 帮助摆脱困难

　　Raj 帮帮忙吧

　　-Rajesh: You get to choose between, a mountain bike or a PS3.

　　mountain bike : 山地车

　　你可以在山地车和PS3之间选一个

　　-Sheldon: I knew it!

　　我就知道!

　　-Sheldon: PS3,definitely PS3.

　　definitely: 明确的

　　PS3 绝对是PS3了

　　Who would pick a mountain bike?

　　pick: 挑选 mountain bike: 山地车

　　谁会选山地车啊?

　　-Howard: Enough with the guilt,Ma., We'll still see each other.

　　guilt: 内疚

　　别再让我有负罪感了老妈我们还是会再见的

　　I'll come over every night, and have dinner with you.

　　come over: 过来

　　我会每晚过来和你共进晚餐的

　　-Howard’s mother: The hell you will!

　　The hell: 咒骂人的话

　　吃你个大头鬼!

　　What am I running here, a fancy restaurant?

　　run:经营 fancy: 昂贵的 restaurant: 餐厅

　　你把这儿当什么地方了? 高级餐厅?

　　Does this look like Olive Garden?

　　Olive: 橄榄

　　看着像橄榄树花园(意式餐厅)么?

　　-Howard: Okay,I get it, you're angry.

　　好吧我了解了你生气了

　　You don't want to see your, little bird leave the nest.

　　leave: 离开 nest: 巢

　　你不愿见到你的小鸟飞离巢穴

　　-Howard’s mother: Little bird? You're almost 30!

　　小鸟? 你都快30了!

　　Fly,for God's sake!

　　for God's sake: 看在上帝的份上

　　飞吧我的神呐!

　　-Howard: Fine,I'll stay! Ya happy,crazy lady?

　　好我不搬! 开心了吧疯婆子?

　　I sure as hell hope so, because you're ruing my life!

　　as hell: 非常，及其 ruin: 毁坏

　　我打心底里这么想因为你毁了我的生活!

　　-Leonard: Hey,Penny? It's Leonard.

　　嘿是Penny吗? 我是Leonard

　　Good news,you can take, your head out of the oven.

　　oven: 烤炉

　　好消息你可以把脑袋从烤炉里拿出来了

　　-Sheldon: I guess I won't be needing this.

　　我想我也不需要这玩意儿了

　　[ scene: in the hall,Sheldon signs… ]

　　sign: 叹息

　　-Sheldon: Oh,no...

　　噢不...

　　-Leonard: The new ones.

　　新来的

　　They're here.

　　已经到了

　　Stay calm. We don't know, anything about them yet.

　　Stay calm: 保持冷静 calm: 平静的

　　别冲动我们还对他们一无所知

　　-Leonard: What are you doing?

　　你在干嘛?

　　-Sheldon: I'm checking for musical instruments.

　　check for : 检查 check: 检查 musical instrument: 乐器

　　我在检查有没有乐器

　　Does that sound like castanets to you?

　　sound like: 听起来像 castanet: 响板

　　你觉得这个听起来像响板么?

　　-Leonard: The box says "kitchen.",

　　kitchen: 炊具

　　盒子上写着"厨具" 那又怎样?

　　-Sheldon: So?Do cocaine smugglers, write "cocaine" on the box?

　　cocaine smuggler: 毒贩 cocaine: 可卡因 smuggler: 走私者

　　毒贩子会在盒子上写"可卡因"么?

　　-Alicia: Hello?,

　　你好

　　-Leonard:  Hello.

　　你好

　　-Sheldon: Hello.,

　　你好

　　-Alicia: Hello.,

　　你好

　　-Leonard:  Hello.

　　你好

　　-Sheldon: Hello.

　　你好

　　-Alicia: I'm Alicia. I'm moving in upstairs.

　　move: 搬家 upstairs: 楼上

　　我是Alicia 我要搬进楼上了

　　-Leonard: That is so great.

　　真是太棒了

　　Oh,I'm Leonard. I live downstairs.

　　downstairs: 楼下

　　噢我是Leonard 我住在楼下

　　Upstairs from here, but under you.

　　在这儿上头不过在你下面

　　Not under you per se, but under your apartment.

　　per se: 本身 apartment: 公寓

　　实际上不是在你下面而是在你的公寓下面

　　-Alicia:  That's nice.,

　　-Leonard:  Yeah,It is.

　　真不错是啊

　　-Sheldon: If that concludes your, faltering attempt to mate...

　　conclude: 结束 falter: 支吾的 attempt: 试图 mate: 助手

　　求爱呢啊结巴完了换我说

　　-Sheldon: Hello.,

　　-Alicia:  Hello.

　　你好你好

　　-Sheldon: On a scale of one to ten, how light, of foot would you describe yourself,

　　On a scale: 在某个规模上 describe: 形容

　　一到十你给自己脚步声定个级别

　　with one being not cat-like at, all,and ten being freakishly feline?

　　cat-like: 像猫一样的【名词+like表示像…一样，但是有的单词用-ish表示像…一样，比如flowerish】 freakishly :反常的 feline: 猫科动物

　　一代表完全不像猫类十代表简直就是猫科动物

　　-Alicia: Freakishly feline?

　　freakishly :反常的 feline: 猫科动物

　　简直就是猫科动物?

　　-Sheldon: Is that your answer or do you, not understand the question?

　　这是你的答案还是你没听懂问题?

　　-Leonard: We'll come back to that one., Sheldon...

　　come back to: 返回到

　　这个待会再说 Sheldon...

　　-Sheldon: Hang on. Are you now or have you ever, been a salsa,Irish folk or break-dancer?

　　hang on: 坚持下去 salsa: 萨尔萨舞 Irish : 爱尔兰人 break-dancer: 街舞

　　等等你现在或曾经跳过萨尔萨舞爱尔兰民舞或者街舞吗?

　　-Alicia: No.,

　　没有

　　-Leonard: You're making her uncomfortable.

　　uncomfortable: 不舒服的

　　你问得她不自在了

　　-Sheldon: Oh,I'm sorry. Well,if it helps you feel, any better, you're doing very well so far.

　　so far.: 到目前为止

　　抱歉以表安慰目前你做的很好

　　Next question: are you fertile?

　　fertile: 能生育的

　　下一个问题你能生育吗?

　　-Alicia: What?

　　什么?

　　-Sheldon: I'm trying to determine whether crying, infants above my head are a possibility.

　　determine : 决定 cry: 苦 infant: 婴儿 possibility: 可能性

　　我想知道以后楼上会不会有哭闹的婴儿

　　-Alicia: I have no immediate plans.

　　immediate : 立即的

　　目前没有打算

　　-Sheldon: If that changes, let me know.

　　如果有告诉我

　　And finally,area ruruggs, pro or con?

　　rug: 小地毯  pro: 赞成 con: 反对

　　那最后小地毯赞成还是反对?

　　-Alicia: Pro?,

　　-Sheldon: Alicia?

　　pro: 赞成

　　赞成?

　　-Sheldon: Alicia?

　　-Alicia: Yes?,

　　什么事?

　　-Sheldon: Welcome to the building.

　　building: 建筑物

　　欢迎来到这里

　　[ scene: Leonard helps the new neighbour .]

　　neighbour:邻居

　　-Alicia: Thanks so much for helping me,Leonard.

　　多谢你帮忙 Leonard

　　-Leonard: Thank you so much for giving, me the opportunity to help.

　　opportunity: 机会

　　多谢你给我这个机会

　　-Penny: Oh,hey,guys.

　　guy: 家伙

　　噢你们好啊

　　-Leonard: Hey,Penny. This is, Alicia,our new neighbor.

　　neighbor.: 邻居

　　嘿 Penny 这是我们的新邻居 Alicia