我在帮忙

　　-Penny: I can see.

　　看见了

　　-Sheldon: Alicia's non-musical, childless and pro-rug.

　　musical: 音乐的 childless: 无子女的 rug: 小地毯 pro: 赞成

　　Alicia不玩音乐不生孩子赞成小地毯

　　She's still on probation, of course, but I ke her.

　　probation: 试用

　　当然她还在试用期不过我喜欢她

　　-Alicia: Cool T-shirt.

　　好酷的T恤啊

　　-Penny: Oh,yeah,I don't usually dress, like this. I'm going jogging.

　　jogging: 慢跑

　　噢是啊我通常不这么打扮这正要去慢跑呢

　　-Sheldon: You don't jog.,

　　jog: 慢跑

　　你又不慢跑的

　　-Penny:  I Can start.

　　这不正要开始么

　　-Sheldon: True,but the more likely explanation for your, attire is that you're out of clean clothes again.

　　explanation: 解释 attire : 服装

　　那是不过更合理的解释是你又没有干净的衣服穿了

　　-Penny: Thank you,Sheldon.,

　　谢谢侬 Sheldon

　　-Sheldon: You're welcome,Penny.

　　不客气 Penny

　　-Alicia: Please,you look cute. I'm, dressed like a slob today,too.

　　cute: 可爱的 slob: 懒汉

　　得了吧你看上去多可爱我今天也穿得像邋遢鬼似的

　　-Leonard: I think you look fantastic.

　　fantastic: 棒极了

　　我觉得你看起来棒极了

　　-Alicia: This one's a player,huh?

　　player: 运动员 huh: 哼

　　这家伙棒极了哈?

　　-Penny: Oh,yeah,be careful.

　　噢是啊要小心

　　-Alicia: thanks for the warning., Okay.

　　warning: 警告

　　多谢提醒好

　　-Alicia: I'll see you around., See ya.

　　-Penny: see you around: 再见

　　回见了再见

　　I'm dressed like a slob today,too.

　　slob: 懒汉

　　我今天也穿得像邋遢鬼似的

　　-Sheldon: Oh,micry. I enjoy micry.

　　噢模仿我爱模仿

　　I've been working on Admiral, Ackbar fromReturn of the Jedi.

　　Admiral: 舰队 return from: 归来 return: 回来

　　我一直在模仿"绝地武士归来"的阿克巴

　　It's a trap.

　　trap: 陷阱

　　这是个陷阱

　　You have to imagine me, with a giant squid head.

　　imagine: 想象 giant squid: 巨乌贼 giant: 巨大的    squid: 乌贼

　　你得想象我有个巨大的鱿鱼脑袋

　　It's a trap.

　　trap: 陷阱

　　这是个陷阱

　　It's a trap.

　　这是个陷阱

　　It's a trap.

　　这是个陷阱

　　[scene: sitting alone in the house,Sheldon is thinking sth…]

　　-Sheldon: Come.

　　进来

　　Congratulations, I see, you did your laundry.

　　laundry: 要洗的洗衣

　　恭喜啊你衣服洗好了

　　-Penny: Well,sort of.

　　sort of: 稍稍

　　呃算是吧

　　-Sheldon: - How does one "sort of...",

　　-Penny:  I bought new clothes,okay?

　　sort of: 稍稍

　　要怎么"算是..."呢? 我买了新衣服好了吧?

　　-Penny: Is Leonard around?

　　Leonard在吗?

　　-Sheldon: He's upstairs at Alicia's.

　　upstairs: 楼上

　　他在楼上Alicia那儿

　　-Penny: All right, that's cool,no biggie.

　　no biggie: 没什么，俚语

　　好吧没事没什么大不了

　　He said he'd help me set up my, printer, but I guess I can wait.

　　set up: 装配  printer: 打印机

　　他说他会帮我装打印机的不过我想我可以等等

　　What exactly is he doing up there?

　　exactly:确切的

　　他究竟在上头干什么呢?

　　-Sheldon: In what I can only perceive as, a tactical move to destroy me,、

　　perceive as: 视为 perceive: 察觉 tactical : 战术的 move: 行动   destroy: 破坏

　　我只能理解为是用来摧毁我的战术性行动

　　he is with Wolowitz and, Koothrappali setting up her stereo.

　　set up: 装配 stereo: 立体声

　　他和Wolowitz还有Koothrappali 在帮她装立体声系统

　　-Penny: Oh,they're all up, there,huh? Hmm,typical.

　　typical: 典型的

　　噢他们都在上头哈? 典型啊

　　-Sheldon: It's axiomatically atypical.

　　axiomatically: 自明的 atypical: 非典型的

　　显然非典型啊

　　Up until recently, they did not know Alicia, and, had no encounters with her in a previous location.

　　recently: 最近的 encounter: 遇到 previous: 之前的 location: 位置

　　直到最近他们还不认识Alicia 以前也没有在哪儿见过她

　　They never went upstairs, to visit the former tenants,

　　visit : 访问 former: 从前的 tenant: 租客

　　他们从来不上楼去看以前的房客

　　so your characterization of their behavior, as "typical" is demonstrably fallacious.

　　characterization: 描述 behavior: 行为 typical: 典型的 demonstrably: 明显的 fallacious: 骗人的

　　所以你将他们的行为归为"典型" 显然是谬论

　　-Penny: Okay,now I see the giant squid head.

　　giant squid: 巨乌贼 giant: 巨大的    squid: 乌贼

　　好了现在我看见巨型鱿鱼脑袋了

　　-Sheldon: Oh,great! Now,I have, to start all over again.

　　start all over again: 从头再来

　　这下好了! 我得从头再来一遍

　　[scene: in Alicia’s house, Howard tries to say sth to her]

　　-Howard: Yeah,I thought about, renting this apartment,

　　rent: 租 apartment: 公寓

　　没错我还想租下这间公寓呢

　　but I'm really more of a, downtown loft kind of guy.

　　loft: 阁楼 downtown: 市中心 guy: 家伙

　　但我更喜欢住"市区阁楼"

　　-Alicia: Cool. So are you in a loft now?

　　loft : 阁楼

　　真酷那么说你现在住阁楼咯?

　　-Howard: Oh,actually,I'm,uh,living, with a woman in Altadena.

　　actually: 实际上

　　噢实际上我现在和一个女人一起住在Altadena

　　Purely platonic. She's also my maid.

　　Purely : 纯粹的 platonic: 柏拉图式的 maid: 少女

　　纯柏拉图式的她也是我的女仆

　　-Alicia: Sounds like a sweet deal.

　　Sound like: 听上去 sweet : 酷毕了，俚语 deal: 交易

　　听起来不错啊

　　-Howard: I won't lie. It's pretty dope.

　　pretty: 相当的 dope: 笨蛋

　　不骗你哦挺无聊的

　　-Penny: Hello?

　　嗨

　　Hey,I just wanted to bring, you a little housewarming gift.

　　housewarming: 乔迁庆宴 gift: 礼物

　　嘿我想给你带来点乔迁之喜的薄礼

　　-Alicia: That is so sweet. Come, on in. Let's open it.

　　你太贴心了快进来吧我们打开尝尝

　　Great., Nice dress.

　　好极了裙子很漂亮

　　-Penny: Oh,this? I'm dressed like a slob today.

　　slob: 懒汉

　　哦这条?我今天穿得像邋遢鬼似的

　　-Penny: The guys have been helping, me set up my sound system.

　　set up: 装配 sound system.: 音响系统

　　他们在帮我组装音响系统

　　I've never had such, good-looking technical support.

　　good-looking : 好看的 technical support: 技术支持 technical: 技术的

　　我从未见过这么靓的技术人员

　　-Howard: Oh,pish-posh.

　　pish: 呸 posh: 漂亮的

　　噢哪里哪里

　　I don't know, it means shucks.

　　shucks: 什么！表不满或歉意

　　管它呢就是不咋靓的意思呗

　　Shucks means shucks., Let one go once in a while.

　　shucks: 什么！表不满或歉意 once in a while: 偶尔

　　不靓就是不靓嘛您老别总那么较真成不

　　-Leonard: Hey,uh,Penny,you Want to hear something awesome?,

　　awesome: 了不起的

　　Penny 有个消息很赞想听不?

　　-Alicia: yeah.

　　说啊

　　-Leonard: Alicia is an actress, just like you.

　　actress: 女演员

　　Alicia是名演员和你一样

　　-Penny: That is so awesome.

　　awesome: 了不起的

　　真太赞了

　　-Alicia: Well,trying to be, but it's so hard.

　　努力做演员但真的很难啊

　　-Penny: Yeah,I know,tell me about it.

　　我了解还用说嘛

　　-Alicia: I've been out here three months,

　　我已经来这儿三个月了

　　and all I've gotten is a couple of national, commercials and this recurring thing on a soap.

　　a couple of : 一对 commercials: 商业广告   recurring: 循环的 soap: 肥皂剧

　　只不过接了几个商业广告和一部肥皂剧的循环角色

　　-Penny: That's why I work at the Cheesecake, Factory. I'm holding out for the right part.

　　Cheesecake: 奶酪蛋糕【Penny上班的地方】 hold out for: 坚持而不妥协

　　所以我一直在在"酪饼工厂"工作就是在等好角色啊

　　-Leonard: Alicia,what do you want as your default, setting for DVDs,5. 1 Dolby or DTS?

　　default: 默认设置 setting: 设置  Dolby: 杜比系统 DTS: 数据传输系统

　　Alicia 你要怎样的DVD默认设置杜比5.1还是DTS?

　　-Alicia: Whatever you think is best,cutie.

　　cutie: 可爱的

　　你认为哪个好就设置哪个吧靓仔

　　-Leonard: Well,DTS has more low end,so...

　　DTS: 数据传输系统 low end: 低端

　　DTS有更多低档环绕扬声器所以...

　　Okay.

　　好吧

　　-Penny: Uh,hey,guys,guys, you will, really appreciate this.

　　guy: 家伙 appreciate: 欣赏

　　嘿伙计们这个你们肯定爱听

　　I read the best science, joke on the Internet.

　　joke: 玩笑

　　我在网上读到个爆笑科学笑话

　　Alicia,you won't get it, but, it's right up their alley.

　　get it: 明白 right up one’s alley: 正合某人心意 alley: 小巷

　　Alicia 你不会理解的但很对他们胃口

　　Anyway,so, this physicist goes, into an ice cream parlor every week

　　physicist: 物理学家 parlor : 店铺

　　就是说呢有个物理学家每周都会去一家冰淇淋店

　　and orders an ice cream, sundae for himself,

　　sundae: 圣代

　　给他自己点一份冰淇淋圣代

　　and then offers one to the, empty stool sitting next to him.

　　offer: 提供 empty: 空的 stool: 凳子 next to : 紧挨着

　　然后给他旁边的空位点一份

　　This goes on for a while until the, owner finally asks him what he's doing.

　　owner : 老板 finally: 最后的

　　这情况持续了一段时间直到最后老板问他在干嘛

　　The man says, "Well,I'm a, physicist, "and quantum mechanics...

　　physicist: 物理学家 quantum mechanics: 量子力学 quantum: 量子论 mechanics: 力学

　　那家伙说 "我是个物理学家而量子力学呢..."

　　teaches us "that it is possible, for the matter above this stool

　　possible: 可能的 stool: 凳子 matter: 事情

　　告诉我们这位子上的物体有可能

　　to spontaneously turn into a beautiful woman who, might accept my offer and fall in love with me.

　　spontaneously: 自发的  turn into : 变成 turn : 变化  fall in love with: 爱上 offer: 提议

　　自然地转化成一个漂亮的姑娘接受我的请客并与我坠入爱河

　　The owner then says, "Well,lots of single, them, and they might fall in love with you?"

　　owner : 老板 single: 单身  fall in love with: 爱上

　　老板说"这儿每天有很多单身美女客人，你干嘛不给其中一位买份冰淇淋呢她们也许会与你坠入爱河啊"

　　owner: 所有者 single: 单身   fall in love with: 爱上

　　And the physicist says, "Yeah,but, what are the odds of that happening?"

　　physicist : 物理学家 odd: 怪人 happening: 碰巧发生

　　物理学家答道是啊但又有多大可能呢?

　　-Leonard: It's a little insulting, don't you think?

　　insult: 侮辱

　　这笑话有点伤人不是吗?

　　-Penny: How would I know? I'm, not even sure I get it.

　　get it: 明白

　　我怎么知道? 我都不确定我是不是真懂了

　　-Alicia: Hey,Leonard?

　　嘿 Leonard

　　-Alicia: If you're done with the DVD, player, can you set up my printer?

　　player: 播放器 set up: 安装 printer: 打印机

　　你要是弄完了DVD播放机能帮我装下打印机吗?

　　-Leonard: Uh,yeah,I'd love to.

　　噢好的我很乐意

　　-Penny: Uh,hey,maybe when you're done with, her printer,you could set up mine.

　　printer: 打印机 set up: 安装

　　嘿也许等你弄完了她的打印机能再帮我装一下我的

　　You know,like you, promised... a week ago.

　　promise: 答应

　　你知道的你一周前就...答应了

　　-Leonard: Yeah,I'll get to, it-- don't nag me.

　　nag: 不断唠叨

　　好的我会去装的别催我

　　-Rajesh: Hello there.

　　嗨

　　[ scene: Penny comes back Shelldon’ house sadly….]

　　-Sheldon: Who is it?

　　是哪位?

　　Oh hello,Penny., It's open-- come in.

　　你好 Penny 门是开的请进

　　Sarcasm.

　　sarcasm: 讽刺

　　讽刺吧

　　-Penny: Well,they're all still up there.

　　still: 仍然

　　他们还在楼上

　　-Sheldon: You think I can't hear them?

　　你以为我听不到?

　　Listen to that: stomp,stomp,stomp.

　　stomp: 跺脚

　　听咚咚咚

　　That's Wolowitz in his, stacked heels that fool no one.

　　stacked heel: 女鞋的叠层鞋跟 stack: 堆叠 heel: 脚后跟   fool: 愚弄

　　傻子都知道是Wolowitz那婀娜小脚在走来走去

　　-Penny: I don't even know why, I care. I don't care.

　　care: 在乎

　　我都不知道我为什么要在乎我才不在乎呢

　　All right,I cared enough to memorize, that stupid joke, but that's all I care.

　　memorize: 记住 stupid: 愚蠢的 joke: 玩笑

　　好吧我在乎到去背那个愚蠢的笑话但我就在乎这个而已

　　-Sheldon: You know,Penny, there's something that, occurs in beehives you might find interesting.

　　occur: 发生 beehive: 蜂房

　　知道吗 Penny 蜂窝里的事你也许会感兴趣

　　Occasionally, a new queen will arrive, while the old queen is still in power.

　　Occasionally: 偶尔 queen: 女皇   in power: 掌权的 power: 力量

　　有时在老蜂后仍掌权时会有一个新蜂后到来

　　When this happens, the old queen, must either locate to a new hive

　　queen: 女皇   locate: 定居 hive: 蜂房

　　这种情形下老蜂后要么移居到一个新蜂窝

　　or engage in a battle to the, death until only one queen remains.

　　engage in: 从事 engage: 交战 battle: 战役 queen: 女皇 remain: 残余

　　要么拼死一搏直到只有一个蜂后存活下来

　　-Penny: What are you saying, that, I'm threatened by Alicia?

　　threaten: 威胁

　　你什么意思我受到Alicia的威胁了吗?

　　That I'm like the old queen of the, hive and it's just time for me to go?

　　queen: 女皇 hive: 蜂房

　　我就像那个蜂窝的老蜂后是时候要我离开了?

　　-Sheldon: I'm just talking about bees.

　　bee: 蜜蜂

　　我只是在谈论蜜蜂啊

　　They're on The Discovery Channel.

　　Discovery: 发现 Channel.: 频道

　　探索频道里播的

　　What areyou talking about?

　　你在说什么呢?

　　-Penny: Bees.

　　bee: 蜜蜂

　　蜜蜂咯

　　I just got that physicist joke.

　　physicist: 物理学家 joke: 笑话

　　我终于明白那物理学家笑话了