-Leonard: Gee,Penny,thanks for buying us dinner.

　　哇 Penny 谢谢你给我们买晚餐

　　-Howard: Yeah,what's the occasion?

　　occasion: 理由

　　是啊有何事相求?

　　-Penny: No,no occasion-- just felt like, getting some Chinese chow for my peeps.

　　occasion: 理由 chow: 食物 peep: 吱吱叫

　　没什么相求只想给我的小鹬鸟们买些中国食物

　　-Sheldon: Did you remember to ask for the, chicken with broccoli to be diced,

　　remember: 记得 broccoli:西兰花 diced: 切成小方块的

　　你记得要求鸡肉里的蔬菜切成块吗?

　　-Sheldon: Not shredded?,

　　shredded: 切碎的

　　不是切碎

　　-Penny: Yes.

　　是

　　-Sheldon: Even though the menu description specifies shredded?,

　　Even though: 甚至  menu description: 菜单说明 menu: 菜单 description: 描述 specifies: 指定 shredded: 切碎的

　　即使菜单上说是切碎?

　　-Penny: Yes.

　　是

　　-Sheldon: Brown rice,Not white?,

　　Brown rice: 糙米 brown: 棕色的

　　糙米不是白米?

　　-Penny:  Yes.

　　是

　　-Sheldon: you stop At the Korean grocery and Get the good Hot mustard?,

　　Korean: 韩国  grocery: 食品杂货店 Hot: 热的 mustard: 芥末

　　你到韩食店买了上等的热芥末?

　　-Penny:  Yes.

　　是

　　-Sheldon: Did you pick up the low-sodium, soy sauce from the market?

　　pick up: 选  low: 低 sodium: 钠   soy: 酱油 sauce: 调味汁

　　在超市里买了低钠的酱?

　　-Penny: - Yes.

　　是

　　-Sheldon: Good.

　　很好

　　See how it's done, Leonard?

　　瞧就是要这样明白不 Leonard?

　　-Penny: So,what do we got going on tonight,huh?

　　tonight: 今晚

　　我们今晚做什么好呢嗯?

　　Playing Halo watching Battlestar, drop some Mentos in Diet Coke?

　　Hal: 光晕【游戏名】 Mentos: 曼妥思【一种品牌的糖】Diet Coke: 健怡可乐 diet: 饮食

　　玩光晕看<太空堡垒> 还是玩健怡可乐里放薄荷糖?

　　-Leonard: You want to watchBattlestar?

　　你想看<太空堡垒>?

　　-Penny: What can I say? I got my geek on,boys.

　　geek: 反常的人

　　我能怎么说呢? 伙计们我的极客细胞活跃起来了

　　-Howard: No,no,PMS is different.

　　PMS: 经前不适症

　　不不是经前综合症不这样

　　-Alicia: Oh,thank God you're home. I need help.

　　哦谢天谢地你在家我需要帮助

　　-Leonard: What's wrong?

　　怎么了?

　　-Alicia:

　　I just got a call back to audition, for CSI to play a hooker who gets killed.

　　audition: 试演 play: 剧组  hooker: 妓女

　　我刚收到CSI试演的回复扮演一个被杀害的妓女

　　-Leonard: Oh,I'd watch that.

　　哦我会看的

　　-Alicia: But my car is in the shop, and I, have to be at Universal in 45 minutes.

　　Universal : 环球【这里指电影院名字】

　　但我的车在店里我得在45分钟内赶到环球影城

　　-Leonard: Okay,well,I'll take you.

　　好吧那我载你去

　　-Alicia: Oh,you're a lifesaver.

　　lifesaver: 救世主

　　哦你真是救世主

　　-Howard: I'll run lines with you in the car.

　　lines with: 与…一致

　　我和你一起坐车去

　　-Alicia: Great. And afterward, I'll, take you all out for Chinese.

　　afterward: 之后

　　太好了之后我请你们大伙儿吃中国菜

　　-Penny: Oh,actually,that's, okay. We already have...

　　actually: 实际上

　　其实没关系我们已经...

　　-Leonard，Howard，Rajesh: Yum., Starving.

　　Yum: 极好的 starve:饿

　　好耶饿得不行了

　　-Penny: Chinese food right here.

　　正在吃中国菜

　　-Sheldon: They're gone,Penny. They can't hear you.

　　hear : 听

　　他们走了 Penny 听不到你的话

　　-Penny: I cannot believe they're letting, her just use them like that.

　　真不敢相信他们就这样任凭她利用他们

　　I mean,anything she wants,they go, panting after her like trained dogs.

　　pant after: 渴望，追求 pant: 气喘 trained : 训练的

　　我意思是不管她要什么他们都像她训练的狗一样听从她

　　You know that just last week, she had, Howard drive all the way to her uncle's house

　　all the way : 自始至终

　　知道吗上周她要Howard 一直开车载她到她的叔叔家

　　in Orange County to pick up her TV?

　　Orange County : 橘子郡【电视剧】 pick up: 搭车

　　就为了去橘子郡取她的电视机?

　　-Sheldon:

　　You once had Leonard and me get your, television from your ex-boyfriend.

　　once: 曾经 ex-boyfriend: 前男友

　　你曾叫Leonard和我去你的前男友家取电视机

　　-Penny: Apples and oranges here, Sheldon.

　　这俩地儿能比啊 Sheldon

　　I'm telling you, that girl is a user, skating through life on her looks,

　　user: 使用者【利用人的人】 skate: 溜冰 looks: 相貌

　　我告诉你那女的喜欢利用别人靠她的脸蛋儿招摇过市

　　taking advantage of innocent, weak-willed men, getting auditions for stupid network shows.

　　take advantage of: 利用 innocent: 天真的人 weak-willed: 意志薄弱的 will: 意志 audition: 试演 stupid: 愚蠢的 network : 网络 show: 表演

　　利用那些天真意志薄弱的男人得到那些愚蠢电视剧的试演

　　It just creams my corn.

　　cream: 奶油 corn: 玉米

　　跟她势不两立

　　-Sheldon: May I interject something here?,

　　interject: 插嘴

　　我能插一句吗?

　　-Penny:  Please.

　　说吧

　　-Sheldon:

　　You got the wrong mustard.

　　mustard: 芥末

　　你买错了芥末

　　[scene: in the laundry, Penny and Alicia…]

　　laundry: 洗衣店

　　-Alicia: Guess what? I got the part onCSI.

　　part: 角色

　　猜怎么着?我得到CSI那个角色了

　　-Penny:

　　Oh,boy.

　　哦好家伙

　　-Alicia: Something wrong?

　　有什么不对劲吗?

　　-Penny: Uh,no. No,no,no,you, know, congratulations.

　　congratulation: 祝贺

　　哦没有没有恭喜你

　　I think you'll make a great hooker.

　　hooker: 妓女

　　相信你扮妓女一定很棒

　　-Alicia: Thank you.

　　谢谢

　　Hey,I got to ask you something.

　　嘿我要问你些事

　　How much do physicists make?

　　physicists: 物理学家

　　物理学家能挣多少?

　　-Penny: Um,I don't know. I don't think a lot.

　　呃我不知道我想不太多吧

　　-Alicia: Yeah,that's what I figured.

　　figure: 设想

　　嗯我也这么想

　　Well,got to run. The guys promised to set up, my satellite dish and paint my bedroom. Yay!

　　guy: 家伙 promise: 答应 set up: 装配 satellite dish: 天线接收器 satellite: 卫星 dish: 碟 paint: 油漆

　　得走了他们答应帮我装电视天线粉刷卧室呢耶!

　　-Penny: Um,hey,hey,can I talk to, you about that for a second?

　　嘿嘿我能跟你说一句吗?

　　-Alicia: About what?

　　说什么?

　　-Penny: Well,you know, it's just that Leonard and, Howard and Raj, they aren't like other guys.

　　guy: 家伙

　　你知道的 Leonard Howard还有Raj 他们和别的家伙不一样

　　They're special.

　　special: 特别的

　　他们很特别

　　-Alicia: Okay,they're special... and?

　　好的他们很特别...还有呢?

　　-Penny: Oh,let's see. How can I explain this?

　　这么说吧我要怎么解释好呢?

　　Um,they don't know how, to use their shields.

　　shield: 盾

　　他们不知道如何使用他们的盾

　　-Alicia: Shields?

　　shield: 盾

　　盾?

　　-Penny: Yeah,you know, like in Star Trek, when, you're in battle and you raise the shields?

　　Star Trek: 星际迷航 terk: 艰苦跋涉 battle: 战斗   raise: 提高 shield: 盾

　　是的就像<星际迷航>里的当你要战斗时你要举起你的盾

　　Where the hell'd that come from?

　　the hell: 骂人的话

　　这想法从哪儿冒出来的?

　　Anyways,um, you know how, guys like this are,so...

　　guy: 家伙

　　反正呢你知道像他们这样的人...

　　please don't take advantage of them.

　　take advantage of: 利用

　　请不要利用他们

　　-Alicia: Who says I'm taking advantage of them?

　　take advantage of: 利用

　　谁说我在利用他们?

　　-Penny: Come on. They're doing everything for, you, because you're leading them on.

　　lead: 带头的

　　拜托他们为你做任何事因为是你在引诱他们

　　-Alicia: So I let them do stuff for me.

　　stuff: 东西

　　我让他们帮我做事

　　They're happy. I get stuff. Who cares?

　　stuff: 东西 care: 关心

　　他们乐意我事也办成了谁有意见呢?

　　And how's it any, different from what you do?

　　different from : 不同于

　　这和你做的又有什么区别呢?

　　-Penny: Excuse me?

　　你说什么?

　　-Alicia: I've seen you around them.

　　我见过你在他们旁边的样子

　　Are you pretending like you, don't do the exact same thing?

　　pretend: 假装 exact : 精确地

　　你想假装你没做和我同样的事吗?

　　-Penny: Okay,lady,you are way out of line.

　　out of line: 违规

　　好吧女士你越轨了

　　-Alicia: Oh,I'm out of line?

　　是吗我越轨了?

　　-Penny: Yeah,you're out of line.

　　out of line: 违规

　　是的你越过界了

　　-Alicia: Well,what are you going, to do about it..

　　-Penny: . bitch?

　　bitch: 婊子

　　那你打算怎么办呢...婊子?

　　[ scene: the four guys just returns from someplace…]

　　-Rajesh: I like Green Lantern.

　　我喜欢绿灯侠

　　I'm just saying it's pretty lame that, he can be defeated by the color yellow.

　　pretty: 相当的 lame: 变跛 defeat: 击败 color: 颜色

　　我只是觉得他能被黄色物体击倒这一点很没说服力

　　-Sheldon: Only the modern Green Lantern, is vulnerable to yellow.

　　vulnerable: 易受攻击的

　　黄色只对现代绿灯侠有用

　　-Leonard: Golden age Green Lantern, was vulnerable to wood.

　　Golden age: 黄金时代 Golden: 黄金的 vulnerable: 有弱点的 wood: 木头

　　黄金时代的绿灯侠害怕木头

　　-Rajesh: Great,so I can take them both, out with a number-two pencil?

　　pencil: 铅笔 both: 两个都

　　好极了那我可以只用一支2号铅笔就击倒他们两代了

　　-Howard: Oh,my God! Girl fight!

　　fight: 打架

　　哦上帝啊女生掐架了!

　　-Leonard: What are you doing?

　　你要干嘛?

　　-Howard: I know you. You're stupid, enough to break it up.

　　stupid: 愚蠢的   break it up: 别打架了

　　我了解你你会傻到要去劝架

　　May I say you look very comely tonight?

　　comely: 清秀的   tonight: 今晚

　　能允许我说你今晚看起来很清秀吗?

　　-Penny: Thank you.

　　谢谢

　　-Howard: You're right,this filly's been broken.

　　filly: 活泼的小姑娘，俚语

　　你说得对这小姑娘给打蔫了

　　-Sheldon: You set it on DTS, didn't you?

　　set: 设置 DTS: 数据传输系统

　　你设置成DTS了是不是?

　　-Leonard: I had to. She called me "cutie."

　　cutie: 可爱的

　　我没办法啊她叫我"靓仔"

　　-Howard: According to Alicia's Facebook page,

　　According to : 根据 Facebook: 社交网站 page: 页面

　　Alicia的facebook博客上写

　　she's hooking up with one, of the producers on CSI.

　　hook up: 勾住 hook:吊钩 producer: 制作人

　　她跟CSI的一个制作人搞上了

　　-Penny: Well,dead whore on TV, live one in real life.

　　whore : 淫妇   real life: 现实生活的

　　电视里的死妓女现实中的活妓女

　　-Sheldon: Oh,great.

　　哦这下好了

　　Now she's jumping up, and down on the bed.,

　　jump: 跳 up and down: 上上下下

　　开始在床上跳上跳下了