嘿 Leonard 用不用我帮你?

　　-Leonard: Oh, he Stuart. This is Penny. She's just looking for some comic books.

　　comic: 漫画

　　嘿 Stuart 这是Penny 她想买漫画

　　-Howard: Oh, really, wow. Blink twice if you're here against your will.

　　Blink: 眨眼 against your will: 违背意愿

　　真的啊如果你是被逼来了就眨两下眼

　　-Leonard: I think we're fine, Stuart.

　　我们自己挑吧 Stuart

　　-Stuart: Okay. Well, let me know if you need anything.

　　好的需要帮忙就说话哈

　　-Penny: Thks.

　　谢谢

　　Oh, he seems like a nice guy.

　　guy: 家伙

　　哦他人挺不错啊

　　-Leonard: You mean for someone who's into comic books?

　　comic: 连环漫画

　　你是说作为一个漫画迷?

　　-Penny: No. No-no-no. I just meant for... yeah.

　　不不不我的意思是...没错

　　-Leonard: Penny, just because people appreciate comic books doesn't make them weirdos.

　　appreciate: 欣赏，这里是喜欢的意思 weirdo: 奇怪的人

　　Penny 喜欢漫画不等于是怪人

　　Stuart's a terrific artist.

　　terrific: 极好的 artist: 艺术家

　　Stuart是个不错的艺术家

　　He went to the Rhode Island School of Design.

　　Rhode Island : 罗得岛，美国州名 design: 设计

　　在罗德岛设计学院就读

　　-Penny: Okay, what about the guy over there in the superhero T-shirt tucked into his sweatpants?

　　superhero: 超级英雄 tuck into: 塞到… tuck: 挤进 sweatpants: 宽松常运动裤

　　好吧把美国队长T恤放运动裤里的那人呢?

　　-Leonard: Uh, yeah, that's Captain Sweatpants.

　　captain: 船长 sweatpants: 宽松常运动裤

　　啊那是运动裤船长

　　He doesn't really help the point I'm trying to make.

　　the point: 切中要害

　　他确实没法验证我的论点

　　-Howard: Got it. Got it.

　　有了有了

　　Got it. Got it.

　　有了有了

　　Got it. Got it.

　　有了有了

　　-Sheldon and Howard: Need it!

　　这个!

　　-Howard: Let it go, Sheldon.

　　Let it go: 放下

　　放手 Sheldon

　　-Sheldon: Why should I let go? I saw it first.

　　为什么要我放手? 我先看见的

　　-Howard: Yes, but I saw it from the front.

　　front.: 正面

　　没错可我看到的是正面

　　-Sheldon: A far less impressive feat.

　　far less: 远不及   impressive: 打动人的 feat: 功绩

　　完全没有说服力

　　-Howard: Oh, come on! I need this for my Batman collection.

　　Batman: 蝙蝠侠 collection: 收藏

　　噢算了吧! 我要凑齐一套蝙蝠侠

　　-Sheldon: Well, I need it for my Robin collection.

　　collection: 收藏

　　而我要凑齐一套罗宾

　　-Howard: Rock-Paper-Scissors- Lizard-Spock?

　　rock: 石头  paper: 布 scissors: 剪刀 lizard: 蜥蜴 spock: 史波克 Rock-Paper-Scissors- Lizard-Spock: 【这些伟大的天才自创的剪刀石头布的升级版】

　　石头剪子布蜥蜴史波克?

　　-Sheldon: Why would I gamble? It's mine. Let go.

　　gamble: 打赌

　　干嘛猜拳? 这是我的松手

　　你松手 –

　　-Sheldon: you Let go.

　　-Howard: No, you!

　　不你松手!

　　-Sheldon: No, you!

　　不你松手!

　　-Leonard: Problem?

　　有事吗?

　　-Sheldon: Yes. He won't let go of my comic book.

　　comic: 连环漫画

　　嗯他拿着我的漫画不放

　　-Howard: It's my comic book!

　　comic: 连环漫画

　　是我的漫画!

　　-Sheldon: Leonard, we need a ruling.

　　ruling: 裁决

　　Leonard 你来裁决吧

　　-Leonard: Cut it in half?

　　in half: 分成两半

　　一人一半?

　　-Penny: Excuse me.

　　打扰一下

　　-Stuart: Oh, hello again.

　　噢又见面了

　　-Penny: What would you recommend as a present for a 13-year-old boy?

　　recommend: 推荐 present : 礼物

　　送什么给13岁的小男孩做生日礼物好呢?

　　-Stuart: A 13-year-old girl.

　　13岁的小女孩咯

　　But if you're dead set on a comic book, try... this.

　　dead set: 坚定不移的

　　不过要是你死抱着漫画不放的话你可以试试... 这个

　　-Penny: Oh, Hellblazer. What's this about?

　　Hellblazer: 地狱神探，漫画后改编成电影

　　噢地狱神探什么内容呀?

　　-Stuart: A morally ambiguous confidence man who smokes, has lung cancer

　　morally: 道德的 ambiguous: 不明确的 confidence: 自信   lung: 肺 cancer: 癌症

　　一个道德有问题的自信男人爱抽烟有肺癌

　　and is tormented by the spirits of the undead.

　　torment: 折磨 spirit: 精神 undead: 不死的

　　被不死亡灵折磨的故事

　　-Penny: Well, if that doesn't make me the favorite aunt, I don't know what will.

　　favorite: 中意的 aunt: 阿姨

　　哦要是他连这都不喜欢那我这个阿姨真是没辙了

　　Is this me?

　　这是我吗?

　　-Stuart: Depends. Do you like it?

　　depends: it depends的省略形式，看情况而定

　　看情况了你喜欢么?

　　-Penny: Wow, it's really good.

　　喔画得真好

　　-Stuart: Yes, that's you.

　　没错是你

　　-Penny: Thats so sweet, but what if I didn't like it?

　　sweet: 甜的

　　嘴真甜那要是我不喜欢呢?

　　-Stuart: It'd still be you, but I'd feel like an idiot.

　　idiot: 傻瓜

　　还是你咯不过我就成傻瓜了

　　-Leonard: I don't believe it.

　　难以置信

　　Stuart's putting the moves on Penny.

　　put a move on: 挑逗

　　Stuart和Penny搞上了

　　-Howard: I have got to learn how to draw.

　　draw: 画画

　　我要学画画

　　-Sheldon: Once again, defeated by your own prurient interests.

　　defeat: 击败 prurient: 好色的

　　再次被你的色心打败了

　　-Rajesh: Guys, have you seen Stuart all up in Penny's siness over there?

　　all up: 无望 siness: 公事公办

　　小子看见那边没? Stuart把Penny给包办了

　　-Leonard: Nobody's up in anybody's business.

　　谁也没把谁包办咯

　　Let's just buy our stuff and go.

　　stuff: 东西

　　我们买完东西就走人

　　-Penny: Okay, you've got my number.

　　好咧电话号码已经给你了

　　Now, give me the picture.

　　快把画像给我

　　-Stuart: You drive a hard bargain.

　　drive a hard bargain: 极力讨价还价 bargain: 讨价还价

　　你可真会讨价还价

　　But here.

　　给

　　-Penny: All right. So, um, just give me a call.

　　好耶那么... 给我打电话噢

　　-Sheldon: So, Leonard, how are you enjoying Anything Can Happen Thursday?

　　Leonard 你觉得随心所欲日怎么样啊?

　　[scene: in leonard’s house,he looks so sad…]

　　-Sheldon: Look at that. That's a dent.

　　dent: 凹进去

　　瞧瞧凹进去了

　　Thank you, Howard Ham-Fisted Wolowitz.

　　Ham-Fisted: 笨手笨脚的 Ham: 表演过火 Fist: 拳头

　　多谢了 Howard "笨手笨脚" Wolowitz

　　Did you just shut the TV off in the middle of the classic Deep Space Nine/Star Trek:

　　shut: 关 in the middle of : 在中间 classic: 经典的 Deep Space Nine: 深空九号 Star Trek: 星际迷航 Trek: 艰苦跋涉

　　你看了一半的星际旅行/深空九号: 经典交叉集特辑

　　The Original Series Trouble With Tribbles crossover episode?

　　original: 最初的 series: 系列 tribbles: 干纸机架 crossover: 交叉 episode: 插曲

　　就把电视给关了?

　　-Leonard: Apparently so.

　　Apparently: 显然的

　　显然是咯

　　-Sheldon: Are you ill?

　　你病了?

　　-Leonard: No.

　　没有

　　-Sheldon: All right.

　　那好

　　Then is it fair to say that you're experiencing some sort of emotional turmoil

　　fair : 公平 experience: 经历 emotional: 情感上的 turmoil: 混乱

　　那说你因为今晚早些时候Penny那事

　　over the events involving Penny earlier this evening?

　　involve: 涉及

　　感情出现波动不过分吧

　　-Leonard: When did you pick up on that?

　　pick up on: 了解

　　你啥时候知道的?

　　-Sheldon: A moment ago, when you turned off the TV in the middle of the classic Deep Space Nine/Star Trek:

　　A moment ago: 刚才 turned off: 关掉 in the middle of : 在中间 classic: 经典的 Deep Space Nine: 深空九号 Star Trek: 星际迷航 Trek: 艰苦跋涉

　　就刚刚啊你看了一半的星际旅行/深空九号经典交叉特辑

　　The Original Series Trouble With Tribbles crossover episode.

　　original: 最初的 series: 系列 tribbles: 干纸机架 crossover: 交叉 episode: 插曲

　　就把电视给关掉了

　　Would you like some advice?

　　advice: 意见

　　要我给点意见吗?

　　-Leonard: Sure, why not?

　　好啊说说无妨

　　-Sheldon: Well then, this is the perfect time to launch a blog with an interactive comments section?

　　perfect : 完美的   launch: 开始 interactive: 互动的 comment: 评论 section: 部分

　　你不觉得现在开个有互动留言版的部落格正是时候吗?

　　-Leonard: Gee, thanks a lot.

　　真是多谢了

　　-Sheldon: Would you rather I offer my personal insight?

　　offer : 提供 personal: 个人的 insight: 洞察【这里可理解为看法】

　　你要我说说自己的看法?

　　-Leonard: I don't need any insights.

　　insight: 洞察【这里可理解为看法】

　　我不需要任何人的看法

　　I just want to know why Penny's more interested in Stuart than me.

　　我只是想知道Penny对Stuart的兴趣怎么就比对我的大拉摸多咧

　　We're practically the same guy.

　　practically: 特别的 guy: 家伙

　　我们简直就是同一个人

　　-Sheldon: Oh, I disagree.

　　disagree: 不同意

　　噢恕难同意

　　Stuart is taller, artistic, self-employed and, most significantly,

　　artistic: 艺术家 self-employed: 自己经营的 significantly: 重要的，意味深长的

　　Stuart比你高有艺术气息自己当老板当然最重要的是

　　he gets 45 percent off comic books.

　　percent: 百分比 comic: 连环漫画

　　他买漫画能打55折

　　-Leonard: You're right. I really should be asking strangers on the Internet.

　　stranger: 陌生人

　　你说得对我是该上网问问那些陌生人

　　-Sheldon: My original point.

　　original : 最初的 original point: 原点

　　我就说嘛

　　[scene: outside of the door,they bring the food back…]

　　-Sheldon: Chinese food, vintage video games...

　　vintage : 古老的 video: 视频

　　中餐骨灰级电子游戏

　　After the nightmare of nothing Can Happen Thursday,

　　nightmare: 梦魇

　　在随心所欲日的恶梦之后

　　this is Friday night the way it was meant to be.

　　周五终于回归它的原样了

　　-Howard: Who's up for Sheldon-Free Saturday?

　　有谁赞成周六把Sheldon踢开?

　　-Penny: Oh, hey, guys.

　　噢你们好啊

　　-Leonard: Hey, Penny... and Stuart.

　　嘿 Penny... 还有Stuart

　　Hey, Stuart.

　　嘿 Stuart

　　-Stuart:

　　Hey, guys.

　　-Howard: so What Are you kids up to?

　　up to: 忙于…

　　你们好你们俩上哪儿去?

　　-Penny: Stuart has a piece in an art show that's opening tonight.

　　show: 展览 tonight: 今晚

　　Stuart有件作品参展今晚开幕了

　　-Leonard: And you guys are going together. Great...

　　guy: 家伙 tonight: 今晚

　　你们俩就一起去了真棒...

　　-Stuart: It is great. Really great. Freaking awesome.

　　Freaking: 变得极兴奋   awesome: 可怕的

　　是啊真棒爽歪歪了

　　-Stuart: What are you guys doing?

　　guy: 家伙

　　你们干啥呢?

　　-Penny: It's Friday night-- that means Chinese food and vintage video gas, right?

　　vintage: 古老的 gas: 气体

　　礼拜五晚上咯无非是中餐还有骨灰级电子游戏对吧?

　　-Sheldon: Vintage doesn't even begin to describe what we have planned.

　　vintage: 古老的 describe: 描述

　　我们准备的绝对不止骨灰级

　　Tonight, we are playing the classic 1980 interactive text adventure, Zork.

　　classic: 经典 interactive: 经典   text: 文本 adventure: 冒险 Zork.: 魔域大冒险

　　今晚我们要玩的是上世纪八十年代经典的互动文字冒险游戏魔域 (有史以来首个文字冒险游戏)

　　It's the buggy beta version.

　　buggy: 童车【这里指游戏里的东东】 beta: 第二版 version: 版本

　　第二版哦 BUG超多

　　-Penny: Wow, Zork. Well, you guys have fun.

　　guy: 家伙 Zork.: 魔域大冒险【游戏名】 fun: 开心

　　喔魔域啊你们玩得开心哦

　　-Leonard: Yeah.

　　那是

　　-Stuart: See you guys.

　　回见

　　-Howard: See you, Stuart.

　　回见 Stuart

　　-Leonard: Hey, Howard?

　　嘿 Howard?

　　-Howard: Yes?

　　什么事?

　　-Leonard: Take me to a bar with women.

　　bar: 酒吧

　　带我去个有女人的酒吧

　　-Howard: Really?真的假的?

　　-Leonard: Yeah.

　　那还有假

　　-Howard: Okay!

　　好耶!

　　Let me just go inside and slip off my underwear.

　　inside: 在里面 slip off : 滑落 slip: 滑 underwear: 内衣

　　等我一会儿我进去把内裤脱了

　　-Leonard: Why?

　　为啥?

　　-Howard: Well, if I get lucky, I don't want to be caught in my Aquaman briefs.

　　lucky: 幸运 Aquaman: 水行侠 briefs: 贴身短内裤

　　要是走运的话我可不想被她看到我穿着水行侠的内裤

　　-Leonard: Do you... Let's go.

　　你呢... 走吧

　　[scene: Rajesh,Leonard and Howard is sitting at the bar…]

　　-Rajesh: May I have a grasshopper with a little umbrella, please?

　　grasshopper: 蚱蜢 umbrella: 伞

　　来一杯绿色蚱蜢要撑把小伞的

　　-Howard: No, He May not.

　　不他不要了

　　-Rajesh: Why?

　　为什么?

　　-Howard: I'm not sitting here with a guy drinking a grasshopper with a little umbrella.

　　grasshopper: 蚱蜢 umbrella: 伞

　　我才不要跟喝撑把小伞的绿色蚱蜢的家伙坐在一起